CourtFool wrote: Stebehil wrote: That´s to be expected: one teacher cannot possibly know as much as hundreds of people frequenting a messageboard. Or be quite as opinionated. Or deranged.
Tarren Dei wrote: When your child's teachers at school can't keep up with his questions, you ask David Fryer and your other Paizo friends for help. Glad I could help.
David Fryer wrote: Tarren Dei wrote: When your child's teachers at school can't keep up with his questions, you ask David Fryer and your other Paizo friends for help. Glad I could help. Or when YOU ask David Fryer for help with your homework.
And yes, I am talking about you Solnes. ;)
David Fryer wrote: It's what I do. Yes but are you the best there is at what you do... Bub.
Well, lets put it this way. Last week we were having class in the living room, because two of our students were sick. The office manager came walking through and stopped to listen to my class for a few minutes. Later she went to our ed director and said, "you know I learned more from listening to Mr. Fryer's class for 15 minutes than I did in a whole semester of history in high school." You make the call.
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You may be a Paizo nerd if... You have a new purple frame around your avatar... Too much good stuff.
It's the new supersubscriber thing.
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Urg! Ack! Must ...resist ...Shiny ...Purple ....gah .....
Patrick Curtin wrote: Urg! Ack! Must ...resist ...Shiny ...Purple ....gah ..... Give in. Resistance to this is more futile than those bloody borg drones.
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Patrick Curtin wrote: Urg! Ack! Must ...resist ...Shiny ...Purple ....gah ..... You are so close - just surrender... It will be painless - I promise.
Shem wrote: Patrick Curtin wrote: Urg! Ack! Must ...resist ...Shiny ...Purple ....gah ..... You are so close - just surrender... It will be painless - I promise. *sigh* I *WOULD* have a shiny purple border if my car transmission hadn't exploded last year and force me to cancel my subs to get enough cash to replace it.
...If you have an alias who runs a fictional goverment on a thread that jumped the shark a week ago. ;)
...your alias is considering a coup in that thread...
...your alias is getting ready to bomb fictional poodles back to the days of 1e...
Your alias points out to the other aliases that their Lord President's comment on jumping the shark should point back t about 4 weeks ago. oh and that alias started the 3rd world war with the poodles
That thread jumped the shark on the first post...
Your alias officially declares that poodles are an aberration of Nature, thus justifying total war on them. And you actually believe that he has the authority to do this.
Lord Sec. of Nature wrote: Your alias officially declares that poodles are an aberration of Nature, thus justifying total war on them. And you actually believe that he has the authority to do this. Remind me to reward you when e get back to the thread
You recognize Paizoans through their aliases. Bonus points for getting them to fight with themselves through their aliases.
Hey, Lord Sec. of Nature: Though you are a handsome devil, leave my little canine buddies alone!
Do I get even more bonus points if you do it in the thread where I mention it?
Don't give that aberrant pooch bonus points, you soft-hearted although mind-boggling wise greenman!
You spent you entire Father's Day converting the 4E pantheon and the Avenger class from 4E to Pathfinder.
David Fryer wrote: You spent you entire Father's Day converting the 4E pantheon and the Avenger class from 4E to Pathfinder. Hmmm... care to post the results, especially the class, anytime?
Stefan
Stebehil wrote: David Fryer wrote: You spent you entire Father's Day converting the 4E pantheon and the Avenger class from 4E to Pathfinder. Hmmm... care to post the results, especially the class, anytime?
Stefan I'm going to post both later today.
...if you give your girlfriend a dirty look for laughing at you for complaining the European and East Coast Paizonians aren't posting in threads you're tracking, so you can respond.
It's my day off, and I wanna post, dammit!!!!
Well, this nerd is putting off getting ready for work, so this is his last post. Enjoy yer day off HD..
Thanks :) Have a cool day yourself!
Okay, the avenger class is now posted right here. The pantheon is also up right here.
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...if one of your favorite threads is this one.
...if you take your family to the zoo, and when you come to the mini ponies, you think "I wonder how Sebastian is today?".
I refer to playing Pathfinder as "celebrating my cultural heritage." Does that make me a Paizo nerd?
That's awesome. In what context?
One of my players is going to the pow wow in town because he is native American and is going to celebrate his cultural heritage. So I said playing Pathfinder was celebrating my cultural heritage.
David Fryer wrote: I refer to playing Pathfinder as "celebrating my cultural heritage." Does that make me a Paizo nerd? *does his best Sitting Bull impersonation*
Hmmm. Embrace the ways of your forefathers and you shall hence forth be known as Rolls With Dice. :)
Kassil wrote: Patrick Curtin wrote: Urg! Ack! Must ...resist ...Shiny ...Purple ....gah ..... Give in. Resistance to this is more futile than those bloody borg drones. Come September I will have the shiny purple tag. ~sighs~ Dratted potential strike in August.
When you get mad at your husband for killing your first alias in a thread where he is Lord President.
Your hard drive is named "Bag of Holding" and your portable hard drive is named "Portable hole."
You have checked your order regularly every couple hours even though you placed the order yesterday and the longest pending time is 9-16 days.
Solnes wrote: This thread was the reason you joined the Paizo Messageboards!
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Yep, I resemble that remark.
John Kunkle wrote: Solnes wrote: This thread was the reason you joined the Paizo Messageboards!
<<<<<<< Yep, I resemble that remark. :) you and me both!
Solnes wrote: John Kunkle wrote: Solnes wrote: This thread was the reason you joined the Paizo Messageboards!
<<<<<<< Yep, I resemble that remark. :) you and me both! Oh, if you and Moorluck visit Savannah, GA, feel free to look me up. OTOH, your town is not THAT far from me. ~hears a knock on the door and goes to answer it~ Uhhhhhhh....... Hello Officer! What did I do wrong? ~the officer hands me some papers~ Ummmmmmmmm..... ~reads the papers~ WHAT?!? A restraining order? I must keep at least 100 miles between myself and Solnes / Moorluck?!? Why? ~grumbles~ Ok. ~Signs the restraining order~
I know my wife wants to make a pilgrimage to her deity's shrine in Savannah (Paula Deen). I might look you up one day Sharoth...
MUAHAHAHAHA!
Ware the monkeys in your trees!
Sharoth wrote: Solnes wrote: John Kunkle wrote: Solnes wrote: This thread was the reason you joined the Paizo Messageboards!
<<<<<<< Yep, I resemble that remark. :) you and me both! Oh, if you and Moorluck visit Savannah, GA, feel free to look me up. OTOH, your town is not THAT far from me. ~hears a knock on the door and goes to answer it~ Uhhhhhhh....... Hello Officer! What did I do wrong? ~the officer hands me some papers~ Ummmmmmmmm..... ~reads the papers~ WHAT?!? A restraining order? I must keep at least 100 miles between myself and Solnes / Moorluck?!? Why? ~grumbles~ Ok. ~Signs the restraining order~ We love Saavannah! Spent our anniversary there one year. Hey if you get down Myrtle Beach way give us a holler.
Patrick Curtin wrote: I know my wife wants to make a pilgrimage to her deity's shrine in Savannah (Paula Deen). I might look you up one day Sharoth...
MUAHAHAHAHA!
Ware the monkeys in your trees!
~hides my hoard, sets my traps, prepares my minions for war~ Ok, Patrick. Come on down. I am ready for you! ~starts to prepare my spells~
~GRINS~
Sharoth wrote: Solnes wrote: John Kunkle wrote: Solnes wrote: This thread was the reason you joined the Paizo Messageboards!
<<<<<<< Yep, I resemble that remark. :) you and me both! Oh, if you and Moorluck visit Savannah, GA, feel free to look me up. OTOH, your town is not THAT far from me. ~hears a knock on the door and goes to answer it~ Uhhhhhhh....... Hello Officer! What did I do wrong? ~the officer hands me some papers~ Ummmmmmmmm..... ~reads the papers~ WHAT?!? A restraining order? I must keep at least 100 miles between myself and Solnes / Moorluck?!? Why? ~grumbles~ Ok. ~Signs the restraining order~ That sounds like fun, we could set up a weekend gaming session! Maybe in the fall during one of the kids school breaks!
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