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Silver Crusade

Sharoth wrote:
You check to see if the Paizo site is back up after being down and then post about it afterwards!

OR you furiously clicked the refresh button on your browser until the site was online again.


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Ninja'd by Sharoth...

Silver Crusade

Kuma wrote:

[Edit]

Ninja'd by Sharoth...

AND by me.


You're girlfriend gets you Wayne Reynolds Pathfinder art for your birthday, and you go on paizo on the day to spread the nerd love!!


Nah nah! Got here first!

~grins~


vagrant-poet wrote:
You're girlfriend gets you Wayne Reynolds Pathfinder art for your birthday, and you go on paizo on the day to spread the nerd love!!

Happy Birthday nad Gratz!


Shem wrote:
If you keep the Paizo release schedule in a separate window looking for updates.

You kick yourself for not thinking of that first.


Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:


Of course, for some of us, it can be both. But, what can I say....I'm just that good.

Some of us still need sleep, you know. Unfair advantage, all I'm saying.


Still, over 6000 here. All top notch.


KaeYoss wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:


Of course, for some of us, it can be both. But, what can I say....I'm just that good.
Some of us still need sleep, you know. Unfair advantage, all I'm saying.

Boo hoo! You can't see it, but I'm holding the world's smallest fiddle. However, it isn't playing "My Heart Bleeds for You". Instead, it's being played in a Henny Youngman-esque fashion, accompanied by rapidly delivered one-liners, mocking you and expressing extreme joy in your sorrow.

Dark Archive

vagrant-poet wrote:
You're girlfriend gets you Wayne Reynolds Pathfinder art for your birthday, and you go on paizo on the day to spread the nerd love!!

Awesome. Maybe your girlfriend could talk to my wife.

Dark Archive

Your kids ask if they can play a game and you start rolling up Pathfinder characters for them.

Liberty's Edge

You volunteer to GM at GenCon just for the t-shirt and NDA'd photocopy of the PFRPG.

You check your downloads every day, just 'in case' the latest AP shipped without notifying your email.

Liberty's Edge

Oh, what the hell...

smurf

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:


Of course, for some of us, it can be both. But, what can I say....I'm just that good.
Some of us still need sleep, you know. Unfair advantage, all I'm saying.
Boo hoo! You can't see it, but I'm holding the world's smallest fiddle. However, it isn't playing "My Heart Bleeds for You". Instead, it's being played in a Henny Youngman-esque fashion, accompanied by rapidly delivered one-liners, mocking you and expressing extreme joy in your sorrow.

When I retire, I would like you to take up my mantle.

Hmmm...

Come to think of it, it'd probably be more appropriate if you killed me and took the mantle on your own...

Liberty's Edge

...you actually consider paying Sebastian (or whatever cult member kills him and takes up the mantle) a retainer to handle your legal needs.

Because, you know, if you need to go to court, you want the evilest, most cut throat bastard in the room on your side...

;)


houstonderek wrote:
...you actually consider paying Sebastian (or whatever cult member kills him and takes up the mantle) a retainer to handle your legal needs.

Does he handle Mesothelioma cases?


You are calling and harrassing Cosmo right at this moment!

HA!!!


houstonderek wrote:

...you actually consider paying Sebastian (or whatever cult member kills him and takes up the mantle) a retainer to handle your legal needs.

Because, you know, if you need to go to court, you want the evilest, most cut throat bastard in the room on your side...

;)

Actually, since I'm pretty much the center of the universe, everyone is on my side.

Scarab Sages

X) You play in your PbP games at work...


Your nerd rank is = to the number of posts you've contributed to this thread. Higher is better… I think…

I wonder where I rank…

Dark Archive

Maybe I'm the only one, but you might be a Paizo nerd if your watching NASCAR and you think, why doesn't Paizo take some marketing bucks and plaster Seoni across the hood of one of the race cars. That would really help the hobby grow. I have some suggestions for car numbers that I would like to see Seoni on, if you are interested.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

David Fryer wrote:
Maybe I'm the only one, but you might be a Paizo nerd if your watching NASCAR and you think, why doesn't Paizo take some marketing bucks and plaster Seoni across the hood of one of the race cars. That would really help the hobby grow. I have some suggestions for car numbers that I would like to see Seoni on, if you are interested.

There might be some crossflow opportunity. I'd certainly be interested in NASCAR. As it is, I'm violating some sort of state law for not liking it.


This thread was the reason you joined the Paizo Messageboards!
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David Fryer wrote:
By the way, I'm a Paizo geek, not a Paizo nerd. Geeks socialize.

Agreed

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

Solnes wrote:

This thread was the reason you joined the Paizo Messageboards!

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That kicks much ass!


Set wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ramen...greatest food on the planet. If, you don't have to live on the stuff.
I lived on it for almost two yars, I am currently working on a book entitled 356 Ways to cook Ramen.

Dropping a scrambled egg into it as it boils to make 'egg drop soup' is always a nice way to jazz it up.

You might be a Paizo nerd if you are up on a Friday night posting Ramen noodle recipes on a message board.

If you add some cheese....the good shredded kind....it's even better!

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

Xaaon of Xen'Drik wrote:
X) You play in your PbP games at work...

You justify that by telling yourself that your PbP games are your real job and that Full-time PbP DM will soon be a career option for you.

Liberty's Edge

If you're unsettled by people named Jack/automatons/poodles/french people/hippies/hillbillies/horses/frogs/blue people/slaadi/dretches in the street (and if you see many of those in the street).

Liberty's Edge

I resemble that remark.


Gark the Goblin wrote:
If you're unsettled by people named Jack/automatons/poodles/french people/hippies/hillbillies/horses/frogs/blue people in the street (and if you see many of those in the street).

Don't forget the slaadi.


Cobb Slaad wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
If you're unsettled by people named Jack/automatons/poodles/french people/hippies/hillbillies/horses/frogs/blue people in the street (and if you see many of those in the street).
Don't forget the slaadi.

Or the dretchings!

Dark Archive

Solnes wrote:

This thread was the reason you joined the Paizo Messageboards!

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Me likey.


Y) You just went over to the clearance page and noticed there are 666 items in the clearance bin and started giggling.

Liberty's Edge

Cobb Slaad wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
If you're unsettled by people named Jack/automatons/poodles/french people/hippies/hillbillies/horses/frogs/blue people in the street (and if you see many of those in the street).
Don't forget the slaadi.

Yeah, but I thought they would be too new to be worth mentioning. I forget anyone else?

Dark Archive

Solnes wrote:
Set wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ramen...greatest food on the planet. If, you don't have to live on the stuff.
I lived on it for almost two yars, I am currently working on a book entitled 356 Ways to cook Ramen.

Dropping a scrambled egg into it as it boils to make 'egg drop soup' is always a nice way to jazz it up.

You might be a Paizo nerd if you are up on a Friday night posting Ramen noodle recipes on a message board.

If you add some cheese....the good shredded kind....it's even better!

I like to saute a chicken breast in five spice and chop it up, mix in some vegetables like onions and mushrooms. If you drain the noodles after you cook it and add some soy or teryaki sauce, it makes a quick and easy Mongolian grill.

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

You know that the 'website feedback' forum is the new cool place to be. Off-topic discussion is so last week.

Dark Archive

You made the website Feedback Forum the cool new place to hang out.

Dark Archive

You know what else would be awesome? If the home field for the Mariners was renamed Paizo Field.

Liberty's Edge

David Fryer wrote:
You know what else would be awesome? If the home field for the Mariners was renamed Paizo Field.

And while we're dreaming, let WotC go bankrupt, have a free press (e.g. KQ, Paizo) replace its conglomeracy, and get a billion more people playing RPGs (and get the papers to run stories about the gaming industry).


Solnes wrote:

This thread was the reason you joined the Paizo Messageboards!

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Hilarious. Welcome, Solnes. You're Moorluck's spouse?

The Exchange

David Fryer wrote:
You know what else would be awesome? If the home field for the Mariners was renamed Paizo Field.

ALL sports venues should be Paizo feild.

Oh, and all should have cheerleaders that look like Seoni!!

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Solnes wrote:

This thread was the reason you joined the Paizo Messageboards!

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Hilarious. Welcome, Solnes. You're Moorlock's spouse?

She does indeed possess that dubious honor.... or perhaps it is I who am so honored. At least untill she boots me off the laptop to start her new favorite hobby of posting on the boards!


Hah! Good for you.

I always assume that it the woman who honors the man until proven otherwise. I know it's my case.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Solnes wrote:

This thread was the reason you joined the Paizo Messageboards!

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Hilarious. Welcome, Solnes. You're Moorluck's spouse?

Yeah that would be me..and thank you! :)


Moorluck wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Solnes wrote:

This thread was the reason you joined the Paizo Messageboards!

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Hilarious. Welcome, Solnes. You're Moorlock's spouse?
She does indeed possess that dubious honor.... or perhaps it is I who am so honored. At least untill she boots me off the laptop to start her new favorite hobby of posting on the boards!

Well, it is MY computer babe! We bought the PS3 for you! lol...we need another laptop...


jakoov wrote:
Kuma wrote:

[Edit]

Ninja'd by Sharoth...

AND by me.

Gah!


mattdroz wrote:

You volunteer to GM at GenCon just for the t-shirt and NDA'd photocopy of the PFRPG.

You check your downloads every day, just 'in case' the latest AP shipped without notifying your email.

Francis?

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

You've chipped in to buy the Paizo staff Pizza

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber
Reckless wrote:
You've chipped in to buy the Paizo staff Pizza

More than once :)

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