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684. Any hair you have is always stuck straight up. It is still flexible and can be bent down, but afterwards it will spring back up.

685. You can occasionally break the 4th wall.

686. People who see you out of the corners of their eyes see a huge creature, which they can't really describe afterwards. As soon as they look at you directly, it's gone.

Our church is the night
Our prayer is of silence
The assassin's life

And then there's the best solo adventure of them all.

Choose your own adventure!

Wow, I haven't thought about those in a long time. Lemee see, the only one of that bunch I recognize is "Revolt of the Dwarves."

OT, I haven't seen much aside from what was already mentioned.

667. While sitting at a table, bar, or the like, you will occasionally slam your hand down on it and out of nowhere a shout of "OBJECTION" will be heard. You have no way to control this, and it always seems to come up at the most inopportune times.

668. When you sneeze, all hair on your body stands on end, and will only relax after 1d6 minutes.

669. While using a crossbow, a wildly inaccurate laser sight appears. It frequently appears that you are aiming at your friends.

670. If you put on armor, it becomes a part of you, granting you all the benefits and detriments that wearing it normally would. (Except for shields, which stay normal.) When you want to remove it, it is easily pulled off.

Hallo all, how's life?

Hey all.

Oh dear, what sort of drama have I walked into?

mine!

Yours indeed.

Someone's Alias wrote:

Thanks guys, I shall try. Now, shall we move onto a happier topic?

Like boobs?

There's lots of boobs in Willock's The Religion.

Oooh, that does sound like a better topic.

All joking aside, I'm changing classes, I'll be back later.

Best wishes for speedy recoveries, guys.

sprinkles fresh Mairkurion into everyone's food This should speed the convalescence. Feel better, everyone.

Thanks guys, I shall try. Now, shall we move onto a happier topic?

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Moorluck wrote:

Someone's Alias wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

So what's up with you guys? Any good stuff going on today?

I'm sick, and since I'm about a week and a half in, I should be getting better right? Apparently not, I'm coughing more. WHOOP DE FREAKIN' DOO. Geh.

If I had my knife, I would be stabbing people.

You too huh? That sucks, you been to see a doc yet?

Nah, the only reason it's getting worse is wrestling practice, and the last one is today and it should be easy, then I have Friday-Monday to recover. That should help.

They don't have a doc at yr school? Damn, I'm glad the knife stayed home.

Moorluck, hope you're feeling better. Did you get carried away on Mardi Gras?

They do have a doctor, but she hasn't been very helpful in the past.

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Moorluck wrote:

Someone's Alias wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

So what's up with you guys? Any good stuff going on today?

I'm sick, and since I'm about a week and a half in, I should be getting better right? Apparently not, I'm coughing more. WHOOP DE FREAKIN' DOO. Geh.

If I had my knife, I would be stabbing people.

You too huh? That sucks, you been to see a doc yet?

Nah, the only reason it's getting worse is wrestling practice, and the last one is today and it should be easy, then I have Friday-Monday to recover. That should help.

Well try and get some rest and not overdo it during practice. I remember how hard I pushed myself back on the high school team.

Well, I have 3 good things going for me on that front. A. I'm on JV. B. Varsity has states this weekend, and jv isn't going cause it's been delayed twice now due to snow, and C. I don't have any more matches, so practice is kind of pointless now, as I'm not going to be wrestling in college.

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Moorluck wrote:

So what's up with you guys? Any good stuff going on today?

I'm sick, and since I'm about a week and a half in, I should be getting better right? Apparently not, I'm coughing more. WHOOP DE FREAKIN' DOO. Geh.

If I had my knife, I would be stabbing people.

You too huh? That sucks, you been to see a doc yet?

Nah, the only reason it's getting worse is wrestling practice, and the last one is today and it should be easy, then I have Friday-Monday to recover. That should help.

So what's up with you guys? Any good stuff going on today?

I'm sick, and since I'm about a week and a half in, I should be getting better right? Apparently not, I'm coughing more. WHOOP DE FREAKIN' DOO. Geh.

If I had my knife, I would be stabbing people.

Moorluck wrote:

I need and want that song to get out of my head.

Didn't I see you crying?

Feeling all alone without a friend?

I was considering watching it before I read this, but now I'm less sure. Meh, I'll probably watch it anyway, but quietly insert witty comments.

King Cake: cool.

Hey, SA.

So, since I'm making up the contest rules as I go along, when should I close it?

Hey, and, what contest is this?

Hey all, how's life?

Question: Is there a specific time limit on posting, like will it limit you to 1 post every 20 seconds or something?

Hey, SA. What's up?

Not much. I'm getting more sick, but school for tomorrow is already cancelled, so I'm going to be sleeping a lot. It will be very nice.

I think that's "Ba-dum tish!" you're trying for.

Strangulation, no breathing, this is my last resort...

Sadly, I've got to go now. I've got a meeting to try and avoid.

Alright, so long Aber. Perhaps one day I shall walk by you and never know, heh.

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Also, where I am is about to be hit by another snowstorm, I'm hoping for a day off from school and then a late start at the least the next day. Come on, come on...

Where are you? I'm in Philly.

Weird, I'm in this tiny town just north-west of Philly.

Same here, Urizen. I also dislike how the English language has further eroded because some words just sound like offensive words, even if the meanings are worlds apart.

Hi, S'sA! Sorry you're sick.

And, bleh. Now I'm out.

See ya. But thanks for the sympathy.

Also, where I am is about to be hit by another snowstorm, I'm hoping for a day off from school and then a late start at the least the next day. Come on, come on...

Hey all. Another day in class with noting to do except take notes and post here. Oh, and now I'm sick too. Hoo-freakin'-ray.

Is it Friday yet?

It is somewhere... just not here.

Heh, I love people of walmart. Too much of it, though, and it gets depressing.

What did I miss?

Whatever I missed, cept probably less.

... "INDEED", to quote one of my favorite shows.

Anyway, I gotta go to bed, need my beauty sleep if I'm to become evil overlord y'know. Night all!

We also despair for your peers...rise above them, and rule them with an iron fist!

Urizen: I'm staying away from the Urizen vs the World thread...looks like there's going to be a real mess over there, and I don't want to clean it up.

Oh, I've already begun my evil plan, and I only need a digital fist at this point, MUAAHAHAHAH!!!

But yeah, I'm kind of lazy so... I'd rather point and laugh with all my college friends. Lots of fun with that too.

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Nah, I'm from Maryland, it's a boarding school.

Boarding school? Wait a sec... I thought you were in college.

Wahaahah, it's just something I like to project. I frequently give people that impression, even in RL. And yes, I suppose you could consider me a young un. I'm just a lot better than a lot of my peers. Most of whom I despair for.

Nah, I'm from Maryland, it's a boarding school.

Welcome back, S'sA!

Why thankee, Taig.

I'm back. And I'm my school is just northwest of Philly.

Y'see, this is why I love being in a dorm. We knew we were going to get a lot of snow, we're just outside of Philadelphia, we just didn't know how much. When we woke up, my roommate ran to the window, pulled the curtain across, and then proceeded to run down the hall yelling "We're in Narnia guys! IN NARNIA!"

Hilarity.

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Hooray, I've hit, uh...

18 posts. Including this one...
Fail.

~golf clap~

~takes a bow~ "Hey everybody, 19! Yeah!"

Hooray, I've hit, uh...
18 posts. Including this one...
Fail.

Yeah... Mayhaps I shall join something, and then be slightly more relevant at least.

I was actually active for a tiny bit a really long time ago, then stopped coming. Quite the shame, considering how much fun I'm already having, I must have forgotten how awesome it was here. So, I'm back and ready to post some more! Hooray!

Funny thing about that, my older brother wanted to have me named Charlie Brown. Of course, he also wanted me to be a princess, so luckily my parents didn't pay much attention to his ideas.

So that's what it does... hm.
Anyways, he we are.
Flipped for readability

Successfully remedied.

Crap... I shall remedy that...

Gaah, the acronyms, they are eating me alive!!! Also, what's the deal with smurf?

Alright, here we are.
This is me, disproving my sock puppetness.

Same pic is on the other thread.

This is me, I is not a sock puppet.

Same pic's on the other thread.

Hah, I'm at... about an hour left, and the class I'm in is one of those "working on something, make sure it's at least slightly related." And my project is on technology, so I have an excuse to be on my laptop.

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Mornin' all, my first in-class post! Hooray for not paying attention to Civics!

Congrats! Are you looking to step up from lurker to poster status?

Yep, sounds about right. Also, took a break for lunch, and now am in class again! Oh boy!

Mornin' all, my first in-class post! Hooray for not paying attention to Civics!