I will crush your New World Order!! All will submit to my offering of free internets!!In the Solnes New World Order everyone has their own personal tv's. So no fighting!Yes. Because then there'll be shouting wars between spouses and the police will be called for domestic violence when it's really just a war over what channel to watch.Y'know... We've got lots of technology nowadays. Video games that respond on you waving a stick, phones that can identify songs you hear, devices that tell you exactly where you are, etc.
Is it too much to ask for a TV that recognizes my voice? Really?
The use of the name Solnes is copyright infringement and you WILL be hearing from my lawyer!!!
Identity theft is also a federal crime now!
Well, if you want to be concise and inelegant about it.Also summarized by...."How Rude!"How churlish.Quite uncivilized, I say.
You say concise and inelegant, I say Not Arrogant!
The use of the name Solnes is copyright infringement and you WILL be hearing from my lawyer!!!I will crush your New World Order!! All will submit to my offering of free internets!!In the Solnes New World Order everyone has their own personal tv's. So no fighting!Yes. Because then there'll be shouting wars between spouses and the police will be called for domestic violence when it's really just a war over what channel to watch.Y'know... We've got lots of technology nowadays. Video games that respond on you waving a stick, phones that can identify songs you hear, devices that tell you exactly where you are, etc.
Is it too much to ask for a TV that recognizes my voice? Really?
Where is Sebastian?!
Gah! How does one child generate so much paperwork?!
Spent the evening sorting out the homework box. I'm throwing away about 3/4 of what was in there and am amazed by the size of the stack of what's left.
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I will crush your New World Order!! All will submit to my offering of free internets!!In the Solnes New World Order everyone has their own personal tv's. So no fighting!Yes. Because then there'll be shouting wars between spouses and the police will be called for domestic violence when it's really just a war over what channel to watch.Y'know... We've got lots of technology nowadays. Video games that respond on you waving a stick, phones that can identify songs you hear, devices that tell you exactly where you are, etc.
Is it too much to ask for a TV that recognizes my voice? Really?
The use of the name Solnes is copyright infringement and you WILL be hearing from my lawyer!!!
Identity theft is also a federal crime now!
Only if you can prove your existence as a legal entity, and if you bring the Law into it Sebastian will probably show up just to cause trouble.
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Where is Sebastian?!The use of the name Solnes is copyright infringement and you WILL be hearing from my lawyer!!!I will crush your New World Order!! All will submit to my offering of free internets!!In the Solnes New World Order everyone has their own personal tv's. So no fighting!Yes. Because then there'll be shouting wars between spouses and the police will be called for domestic violence when it's really just a war over what channel to watch.Y'know... We've got lots of technology nowadays. Video games that respond on you waving a stick, phones that can identify songs you hear, devices that tell you exactly where you are, etc.
Is it too much to ask for a TV that recognizes my voice? Really?
Playing with ponies, I think.
Are you having an identity crisis, or did your doppleganger get loose again?
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Gah! How does one child generate so much paperwork?!
Spent the evening sorting out the homework box. I'm throwing away about 3/4 of what was in there and am amazed by the size of the stack of what's left.
Your Educational System At Work. A dead tree every school year and no functional education to show for it, unless the kids are exceptionally alert and learn by themselves.
The use of the name Solnes is copyright infringement and you WILL be hearing from my lawyer!!!
Identity theft is also a federal crime now!
Excuse me Mrs. Solnes, I was informed that you require legal counsel for a case involving alleged identity theft. May I be of service?
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Your Educational System At Work. A dead tree every school year and no functional education to show for it, unless the kids are exceptionally alert and learn by themselves.Gah! How does one child generate so much paperwork?!
Spent the evening sorting out the homework box. I'm throwing away about 3/4 of what was in there and am amazed by the size of the stack of what's left.
ZZZZZzzzz *snort* Huh? What? 1632!!
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Excuse me Mrs. Solnes, I was informed that you require legal counsel for a case involving alleged identity theft. May I be of service?The use of the name Solnes is copyright infringement and you WILL be hearing from my lawyer!!!
Identity theft is also a federal crime now!
Both of them are going to try to hire you, you know.
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ZZZZZzzzz *snort* Huh? What? 1632!!Your Educational System At Work. A dead tree every school year and no functional education to show for it, unless the kids are exceptionally alert and learn by themselves.Gah! How does one child generate so much paperwork?!
Spent the evening sorting out the homework box. I'm throwing away about 3/4 of what was in there and am amazed by the size of the stack of what's left.
1492.
you will give in, to the golem, you will give in to the golem, you will give in to the golem, now give us your money, attend and worship the golem(paizo), and bring plenty of beer. At least 3 kegs for myself.
You give me no choice!
POODLES ATTACK!!!!!!
Who has insulted the . I will shine their chaos real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it up his candy a*&
Excuse me Mrs. Solnes, I was informed that you require legal counsel for a case involving alleged identity theft. May I be of service?The use of the name Solnes is copyright infringement and you WILL be hearing from my lawyer!!!
Identity theft is also a federal crime now!
Yes! I wish to press charges against one Dark Solnes!
Who has insulted the . I will shine their chaos real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it up his candy a*&
You give me no choice!
POODLES ATTACK!!!!!!
Well I was calling for Court Fool! I figured he may help since he and my daughter have bonded! lol
Oh man...to analyze this suit in Jungian terms.
Well I was calling for Court Fool! I figured he may help since he and my daughter have bonded! lolWho has insulted the . I will shine their chaos real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it up his candy a*&
You give me no choice!
POODLES ATTACK!!!!!!
I will only follow my leader, yap yap *runs off to find courtfool*
Gah! How does one child generate so much paperwork?!
Spent the evening sorting out the homework box. I'm throwing away about 3/4 of what was in there and am amazed by the size of the stack of what's left.
Does your son also want to keep EVERYTHNG? Mine insists that every peice of homework is special!
Your Educational System At Work. A dead tree every school year and no functional education to show for it, unless the kids are exceptionally alert and learn by themselves.Gah! How does one child generate so much paperwork?!
Spent the evening sorting out the homework box. I'm throwing away about 3/4 of what was in there and am amazed by the size of the stack of what's left.
That is an extremely astute observation. :)
Does your son also want to keep EVERYTHNG? Mine insists that every peice of homework is special!Gah! How does one child generate so much paperwork?!
Spent the evening sorting out the homework box. I'm throwing away about 3/4 of what was in there and am amazed by the size of the stack of what's left.
Yes, he does. I have to sneak things away to throw out when he's asleep. I don't see why anyone needs to keep a vast pile of papers that show him *not* doing the work over the course of an entire school year. :)
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Wait... Since I have a goatee, does that mean I'm from a mirror universe?Yes! I wish to press charges against one Dark Solnes!There is no identity theft!!! I am your alternate universe doppleganger!! You have stolen MY identity!!!
Yes, all people with goatees are from an evil or good alternate universe. So it was written, so it shall be.
Is that a goatee, or a soul patch that got out of hand?
Fair enough!
Ninja'd: But good question!
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Get a cat that thinks it is a Mighty Hunter. Just be prepared for hairballs and half-eaten mice bodies left in disturbing places.I wish I had more of the machine kind and less of the kind that eat pizza that's left out on the counter in the middle of the night (and of course piss on it).I don't have a touchpad, so this could be trouble. Fortunately, I've got a bunch of stray mice around the place.That was the beginning of the end for mine. Then it just locked up and refused to work. Then I was forced to use the accursed touchpad.I got a new wireless mouse! Callooh callay!I need a new mouse, mine keeps sending the cursor lunging off to the side of the screen.
Yeah, see, we've got five cats in our house. They don't seem to notice the mice cause they're diurnal (meaning they go outside every day and are too tired to hunt at night). Plus, of course, the mice are up on the counter, where there's no space for the cat to perch with all the pizza and dirty dishes and microwave and plants without knocking something over. And the mice have lots of little holes where the cords come out of the wall to hide in.
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you will give in, to the golem, you will give in to the golem, you will give in to the golem, now give us your money, attend and worship the golem(paizo), and bring plenty of beer. At least 3 kegs for myself.
You know, since Jacks are alcohol fueled, does that mean they're highly flammable? I hope so! A room or building of fire-drenched golems would be awesome.
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I will only follow my leader, yap yap *runs off to find courtfool*Well I was calling for Court Fool! I figured he may help since he and my daughter have bonded! lolWho has insulted the . I will shine their chaos real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it up his candy a*&
You give me no choice!
POODLES ATTACK!!!!!!
Pack animal.
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That is an extremely astute observation. :)Your Educational System At Work. A dead tree every school year and no functional education to show for it, unless the kids are exceptionally alert and learn by themselves.Gah! How does one child generate so much paperwork?!
Spent the evening sorting out the homework box. I'm throwing away about 3/4 of what was in there and am amazed by the size of the stack of what's left.
I was one of the abnormally alert kids. ;p I spent most of my free time looting the school library of any interesting information I could find, since I'm a natural speed-reader. The result? Going to US Government Class with a book on black holes, string theory, or other hard science subjects scares the hell out of classmates when it's a different book each day.
Also, would you believe there's a book called 'Weapons of Mass Instruction'?
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Yeah, see, we've got five cats in our house. They don't seem to notice the mice cause they're diurnal (meaning they go outside every day and are too tired to hunt at night). Plus, of course, the mice are up on the counter, where there's no space for the cat to perch with all the pizza and dirty dishes and microwave and plants without knocking something over. And the mice have lots of little holes where the cords come out of the wall to hide in.Get a cat that thinks it is a Mighty Hunter. Just be prepared for hairballs and half-eaten mice bodies left in disturbing places.I wish I had more of the machine kind and less of the kind that eat pizza that's left out on the counter in the middle of the night (and of course piss on it).I don't have a touchpad, so this could be trouble. Fortunately, I've got a bunch of stray mice around the place.That was the beginning of the end for mine. Then it just locked up and refused to work. Then I was forced to use the accursed touchpad.I got a new wireless mouse! Callooh callay!I need a new mouse, mine keeps sending the cursor lunging off to the side of the screen.
That could, indeed, be problematic. Get some glur traps, and rearrange things a little so you can fit them under the holes in the walls or behind things where they like to run. Amazingly effective things, sited properly.
you will give in, to the golem, you will give in to the golem, you will give in to the golem, now give us your money, attend and worship the golem(paizo), and bring plenty of beer. At least 3 kegs for myself.You know, since Jacks are alcohol fueled, does that mean they're highly flammable? I hope so! A room or building of fire-drenched golems would be awesome.
Hey! That doesn't sound awesome at all!
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Hey! That doesn't sound awesome at all!you will give in, to the golem, you will give in to the golem, you will give in to the golem, now give us your money, attend and worship the golem(paizo), and bring plenty of beer. At least 3 kegs for myself.You know, since Jacks are alcohol fueled, does that mean they're highly flammable? I hope so! A room or building of fire-drenched golems would be awesome.
Sure it does.
Of course, I have a pyro streak, so my opinion might be skewed.
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Hey! That doesn't sound awesome at all!you will give in, to the golem, you will give in to the golem, you will give in to the golem, now give us your money, attend and worship the golem(paizo), and bring plenty of beer. At least 3 kegs for myself.You know, since Jacks are alcohol fueled, does that mean they're highly flammable? I hope so! A room or building of fire-drenched golems would be awesome.Sure it does.
Of course, I have a pyro streak, so my opinion might be skewed.
Nah, totally awesome!
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Excuse me Mrs. Solnes, I was informed that you require legal counsel for a case involving alleged identity theft. May I be of service?The use of the name Solnes is copyright infringement and you WILL be hearing from my lawyer!!!
Identity theft is also a federal crime now!
geez, how much is this gonna cost me?
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Yes! I wish to press charges against one Dark Solnes!There is no identity theft!!! I am your alternate universe doppleganger!! You have stolen MY identity!!!
I can solve this one. Since you want her identity you must be willing to do everything she does here in this world..... and I don't think you wanna go there. ;p
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If you can make a kick a** burger, consider the job yours!Can I be the White House Chef? I envision my culinary skills impressing the heads of state and celebrities from the world over.
Not too mention, it's a great 'Sitcom' role!
What kind are you looking for? A half-pound california cheese burger with fresh lettuce, tomato and onion? Maybe a jalapeno burger with pepper jack cheese? Or silver dollar sliders?
Now that this thread has passed into the fifty page zone, do any of you want to declare another goal for it?
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Now that this thread has passed into the fifty page zone, do any of you want to declare another goal for it?
Goal 1: See if the guy who started the thread will ever post on Paizo again.
Goal 2: Reach 1,000 pages.Goal 3: Recruit the "ayuppies" from the Untitled II thread to help increase page limit.
Goal 4: Make another goal.
Goal 5: Confirm White House cabinet members of Solnes/Moorluck (and VP).
Come back, IsaacX!