Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012
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Sorry, I should have made something clear: Being stepped on actually improved his appearance. After all, nothing is smaller than negative infinity.Shut up, badger. You're just sore that beavers got the State Mammal in Oregon.Uh, oh. The kobold is hallucinating again...Curses! Foiled by the poodle! GAH!!!
*Decapitates Poodle*That's because the even lamer platypus wasn't available.
Oregon, pssshaw.
Oh yeah? And what about the badger? Why didn't it make it? I'll tell you why: The badger came to audition and was mistaken for a rug. By the time it made it there, it looked completely different.
"Sorry." They said, "Rats aren't native."The badger representative got there and scared a bunch of Starbuck's sippers out of their Birkenstocks. That's the true story.
Somebody's spin machine is on "crazy".
At least we haven't sold out to do auto insurance commercials.
Sorry, I should have made something clear: Being stepped on actually improved his appearance. After all, nothing is smaller than negative infinity.Shut up, badger. You're just sore that beavers got the State Mammal in Oregon.Uh, oh. The kobold is hallucinating again...Curses! Foiled by the poodle! GAH!!!
*Decapitates Poodle*That's because the even lamer platypus wasn't available.
Oregon, pssshaw.
Oh yeah? And what about the badger? Why didn't it make it? I'll tell you why: The badger came to audition and was mistaken for a rug. By the time it made it there, it looked completely different.
"Sorry." They said, "Rats aren't native."The badger representative got there and scared a bunch of Starbuck's sippers out of their Birkenstocks. That's the true story.
Somebody's spin machine is on "crazy".
At least we haven't sold out to do auto insurance commercials.
Maybe, but I've seen you in way too many bad movies. I could do without seeing you at all.
You're on the Brute Squad? You ARE the Brute Squad!
~GRINS~
Apparently, they love him in Wisconsin.Oh yeah? And what about the badger? Why didn't it make it? I'll tell you why: The badger came to audition and was mistaken for a rug. By the time it made it there, it looked completely different.
"Sorry." They said, "Rats aren't native."
I'm big in Wisconsin!
Nope, that really doesn't have the same "cool factor" to it.
OK. My laptop is running out of "go juice" and I've got to go to bed anyway.
Back tomorrow...
*hands Ambrosia Slaad half empty jug of brain bleach*
Sorry I used some for myself. :/
WHAT?!?!? Now there will be none for me!
Apparently, they love him in Wisconsin.Oh yeah? And what about the badger? Why didn't it make it? I'll tell you why: The badger came to audition and was mistaken for a rug. By the time it made it there, it looked completely different.
"Sorry." They said, "Rats aren't native."I'm big in Wisconsin!
Nope, that really doesn't have the same "cool factor" to it.
Wisconsin sucks. It's really far away from Washington.
Incidentally, Washington has an awesome state mammal...while Oregon is, like, the 6th state to have the meadowlark.Also, g'night!
OK. My laptop is running out of "go juice" and I've got to go to bed anyway.
Back tomorrow...
Good night and sleep well!
I like Arizona's state mammal.
Now, really, to bed...
I'm big in Wisconsin!
Nope, that really doesn't have the same "cool factor" to it.
They make pretty good cheese and awesome small-dairy ice cream. You can visit the House On The Rock (w00t American Gods) and Door County is very pretty.
Edit: G'night! Dream sweet Wisconsin-badger-uprising dreams.
WHAT?!?!? Now there will be none for me!*hands Ambrosia Slaad half empty jug of brain bleach*
Sorry I used some for myself. :/
{makes up a punchbowl of brain bleach and vodka} Mmmm... wait- {adds thimbleful of orange juice} ahhh, screwdrivers.
Want one, 'Lumpy'?
WHAT?!?!? Now there will be none for me!*hands Ambrosia Slaad half empty jug of brain bleach*
Sorry I used some for myself. :/
{makes up a punchbowl of brain bleach and vodka} Mmmm... wait- {adds thimbleful of orange juice} ahhh, screwdrivers.
Want one, 'Lumpy'?
~Takes a swig of the "poison"~ AHHHH!!!!! Thanks, babe!
Whats up, Fuzzball? ~points to Heathy as I talk~
~Takes a swig of the "poison"~ AHHHH!!!!! Thanks, babe!
I can feel it working... die, brain cells, die! Goodbye, foul memories...
Nuthin.
How are the wife and family? Are you all feeling betteR? How goes the job(s)?
...
~does the Neo moves as I dodge the bullets fired at me~
Uh oh, looks like someone is moving in between the Pet Store and the Beauty Salon.
Nuthin.How are the wife and family? Are you all feeling betteR? How goes the job(s)?It's all good now.
No more swine flu.
I don't think I had it, I just felt like s~%*.
I am glad that everyone is feelign better.
I am glad that everyone is feelign better.Nuthin.How are the wife and family? Are you all feeling betteR? How goes the job(s)?It's all good now.
No more swine flu.
I don't think I had it, I just felt like s~%*.
Indeed.
Oh, Gaaah!
You all make me wanna puke!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
It's all good now.
No more swine flu.
I don't think I had it, I just felt like s%!~.
That's good.
Heathy, go spank your Leprechaun!
Well wife is home, gotta go and.. well gotta go. ;)
G'night!
Well wife is home, gotta go and.. well gotta go. ;)
"Sleep" well and have a good night!
Heathy, go spank your Leprechaun!
Uh oh {helps herself to another vodka "amnesia juice" cocktail}
KC is an ignore poser.
Well Duh! ~GRINS~
Heathy, go spank your Leprechaun!Uh oh {helps herself to another vodka "amnesia juice" cocktail}
Just don't forget too much. After all, we have a date this weekend. Or did you forget that? ~winks~
Almost forgot, I have a possible opportunity to leave the bug bussiness and go to work for Homeland Security, starting at about $5000 a year more than I make now. What do you guys think.... is it something I should even bother looking more into?
Not just yes, but HELL YES!!!
Edit - Just remember that you have to pass a security background check. And they will look into EVERYTHING!!!
And on that note, I am going to finish up here. Take care everyone!
Almost forgot, I have a possible opportunity to leave the bug bussiness and go to work for Homeland Security, starting at about $5000 a year more than I make now. What do you guys think.... is it something I should even bother looking more into?Not just yes, but HELL YES!!!
Edit - Just remember that you have to pass a security background check. And they will look into EVERYTHING!!!
+1
Good luck if you decide to go for it.
And on that note, I am going to finish up here. Take care everyone!
{a little drunk now} Goodnight, Lumpy, you big cutie patootie.
And on that note, I am going to finish up here. Take care everyone!{a little drunk now} Goodnight, Lumpy, you big cutie patootie.
~grins at you~ Sleep well babe! I do hope that you have a good night and a great day tomorrow! ~kisses you on the forehead~ BTW, I had fun, sweet one!
~grins at you~ Sleep well babe! I do hope that you have a good night and a great day tomorrow! ~kisses you on the forehead~ BTW, I had fun, sweet one!And on that note, I am going to finish up here. Take care everyone!{a little drunk now} Goodnight, Lumpy, you big cutie patootie.
{horrified} Oh no! Stupid lush frog! {even more horrified at tiny amount of alcohol imbibed... punches self in the head}