You mean Iron Lumps.~LEERS again~ Well, Pony boy is just a passing fling! Wouldn't you like to be my main squeeze?Oh, I'm not sure. I don't want to be the "Other Woman" coming between you and the Pony-Not-To-Be-Named....What are you suggesting?~LEERS~ Well, we are both gamers! ~grins and winks~I thought I was your main squeeze, Silver Lumps.
Don't call him that. My man gets a little sensitive about it.
Can we burn down a few threads? Please? Maybe just the 'Pet Store'?You find a way to burn that down and I'll leave Solnes and be your dirty cabana boy. Yes I hate that place that much.
If I could do it, I'd kill both of those threads for free.
Plus, if I stole you, Solnes would smite me.
I think I scared off my draggie waggie pooh.
You mean Iron Lumps.Don't call him that. My man gets a little sensitive about it.
Ewww! Do they make a shot or cream or napalm for that?
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Can we burn down a few threads? Please? Maybe just the 'Pet Store'?You find a way to burn that down and I'll leave Solnes and be your dirty cabana boy. Yes I hate that place that much.If I could do it, I'd kill both of those threads for free.
Plus, if I stole you, Solnes would smite me.
Good point, in fact she's probably gonna smite me for offering. :P
Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012
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Okay, I have to ask. What is the pet store?Okay, I am off to watch television. Don't burn down the boards while I am gone.Can we burn down a few threads? Please? Maybe just the 'Pet Store'?
Behind the spoiler (for 10 minutes, then it's going away).
Time for a new page!
Are you getting naked, Taig?
Are you getting naked, Taig?
Stop Drooling!
Ninja'd by the badger. :P
Twice!!! Grrrrrrr.
Yo no comprende, Senor!
Yo no Comprende!
Yo no comprende, Senor!Ninja'd by the badger. :P
Twice!!! Grrrrrrr.
El Movo El outO the way O..... or I'll shoot.
Que? Yo no hablan Engles!
Estas un mal hombre!
Are you getting naked, Taig?Stop Drooling!
Talking to yourself again? {steps away from growing puddle of dragon drool} Hmmm, is the badger naked? He's so fuzzy I can't tell.
Edit:
Oh, no. Screaming internet bad, remember?
Don't take this the wrong way, but I don't think you even qualify for the Top 500 "Screaming Internet Bad."
But then, I'm just an evolved frog, so take it for what it's worth.
<Slaps paw-hooves together>
I knew if I waited long enough, my knight in shining scales would show up.
<Bats eyes at Sharoth>
Que? Yo no hablan Engles!Yo no comprende, Senor!Ninja'd by the badger. :P
Twice!!! Grrrrrrr.
El Movo El outO the way O..... or I'll shoot.
*CLICK*CLICK*
Oh, no you di-int!
<Runs full force into the drow, knocking his aim off. The gunshot hits Dick Cheney.>
I saved you, baby!
Que? Yo no hablan Engles!Yo no comprende, Senor!Ninja'd by the badger. :P
Twice!!! Grrrrrrr.
El Movo El outO the way O..... or I'll shoot.
*CLICK*CLICK*
~cries~ Put me out of my misery!
~takes the shotgun and puts it against my head~ FIRE!!! FIRE NOW!!!
Que? Yo no hablan Engles!Yo no comprende, Senor!Ninja'd by the badger. :P
Twice!!! Grrrrrrr.
El Movo El outO the way O..... or I'll shoot.
*CLICK*CLICK*
Oh, no you di-int!
<Runs full force into the drow, knocking his aim off. The gunshot hits Dick Cheney.>
I saved you, baby!
Hellooooooo nurse, so what you wasting yer time wit dat looser fer.
~takes the shotgun and puts it agains my head~ FIRE!!! FIRE NOW!!!
Oh no, honey, I fixed that gun. You don't want to get hurt. Remember last time when I had to be your nurse...
Okay, I have to ask. What is the pet store?Okay, I am off to watch television. Don't burn down the boards while I am gone.Can we burn down a few threads? Please? Maybe just the 'Pet Store'?Behind the spoiler (for 10 minutes, then it's going away).
** spoiler omitted **
Eh? The CRT? How is that a 'Pet Store'?
~takes the shotgun and puts it agains my head~ FIRE!!! FIRE NOW!!!Oh no, honey, I fixed that gun. You don't want to get hurt. Remember last time when I had to be your nurse...
~CRIES~ Can my teleport spell put me in the sun so I will be killed instantly?
~CRIES~ Can my teleport spell put me in the sun so I will be killed instantly?~takes the shotgun and puts it agains my head~ FIRE!!! FIRE NOW!!!Oh no, honey, I fixed that gun. You don't want to get hurt. Remember last time when I had to be your nurse...
Don't worry, Sharoth. I'm sure she's lots of fun.
~Evil, mocking grin~Note that I used a "~" instead of a "*", for old time's sake.
Also, Sharoth? True Resurrection.
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Eh? The CRT? How is that a 'Pet Store'?Okay, I have to ask. What is the pet store?Okay, I am off to watch television. Don't burn down the boards while I am gone.Can we burn down a few threads? Please? Maybe just the 'Pet Store'?Behind the spoiler (for 10 minutes, then it's going away).
** spoiler omitted **
Full of rabid dogs.
Full of rabid dogs.Eh? The CRT? How is that a 'Pet Store'?Okay, I have to ask. What is the pet store?Okay, I am off to watch television. Don't burn down the boards while I am gone.Can we burn down a few threads? Please? Maybe just the 'Pet Store'?Behind the spoiler (for 10 minutes, then it's going away).
** spoiler omitted **
I see.
True Resurrection, On Sharoth! Bull's Strength, Greater, on Sebastion's Step-Sister!
Hellooooooo nurse, so what you wasting yer time wit dat looser fer.Oh, no you di-int!
<Runs full force into the drow, knocking his aim off. The gunshot hits Dick Cheney.>
I saved you, baby!
{stomach is suddenly very queasy} This is a Animal Planet episode gone horribly wrong.
Hellooooooo nurse, so what you wasting yer time wit dat looser fer.Que? Yo no hablan Engles!Yo no comprende, Senor!Ninja'd by the badger. :P
Twice!!! Grrrrrrr.
El Movo El outO the way O..... or I'll shoot.
*CLICK*CLICK*
Oh, no you di-int!
<Runs full force into the drow, knocking his aim off. The gunshot hits Dick Cheney.>
I saved you, baby!
<Removes the safety from Sharoth's gun, allowing it to go off>
Dayyum! You must have fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face.
<Hearts appear above SUS>
Full of rabid dogs.Eh? The CRT? How is that a 'Pet Store'?Okay, I have to ask. What is the pet store?Okay, I am off to watch television. Don't burn down the boards while I am gone.Can we burn down a few threads? Please? Maybe just the 'Pet Store'?Behind the spoiler (for 10 minutes, then it's going away).
** spoiler omitted **
That need to be put down.
What? Too far?
Curses! Foiled by the poodle! GAH!!!
*Decapitates Poodle*
Curses! Foiled by the poodle! GAH!!!
*Decapitates Poodle*
Uh, oh. The kobold is hallucinating again...
Uh, oh. The kobold is hallucinating again...Curses! Foiled by the poodle! GAH!!!
*Decapitates Poodle*
Shut up, badger. You're just sore that beavers got the State Mammal in Oregon.
Hellooooooo nurse, so what you wasting yer time wit dat looser fer.Que? Yo no hablan Engles!Yo no comprende, Senor!Ninja'd by the badger. :P
Twice!!! Grrrrrrr.
El Movo El outO the way O..... or I'll shoot.
*CLICK*CLICK*
Oh, no you di-int!
<Runs full force into the drow, knocking his aim off. The gunshot hits Dick Cheney.>
I saved you, baby!
<Removes the safety from Sharoth's gun, allowing it to go off>
Dayyum! You must have fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face.
<Hearts appear above SUS>
*begins sniffing SUS butt*
Oh hellz yeah hunny butt, we're on like donkey kong!!~this is gross can we stop now?~
Eh? The CRT? How is that a 'Pet Store'?Full of rabid dogs.That need to be put down.
What? Too far?
{rubs tummy in remembered pain} Those rabies shots in the abdomen hurt too... a lot worse than a extra-large carp upside the head.
<Removes the safety from Sharoth's gun, allowing it to go off>
Dayyum! You must have fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face.
<Hearts appear above SUS>
*begins sniffing SUS butt*
Oh hellz yeah hunny butt, we're on like donkey kong!!~this is gross can we stop now?~
Yes, please.
Hellooooooo nurse, so what you wasting yer time wit dat looser fer.Que? Yo no hablan Engles!Yo no comprende, Senor!Ninja'd by the badger. :P
Twice!!! Grrrrrrr.
El Movo El outO the way O..... or I'll shoot.
*CLICK*CLICK*
Oh, no you di-int!
<Runs full force into the drow, knocking his aim off. The gunshot hits Dick Cheney.>
I saved you, baby!
<Removes the safety from Sharoth's gun, allowing it to go off>
Dayyum! You must have fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face.
<Hearts appear above SUS>
*begins sniffing SUS butt*
Oh hellz yeah hunny butt, we're on like donkey kong!!~this is gross can we stop now?~
Stopped...
Shut up, badger. You're just sore that beavers got the State Mammal in Oregon.Uh, oh. The kobold is hallucinating again...Curses! Foiled by the poodle! GAH!!!
*Decapitates Poodle*That's because the even lamer platypus wasn't available.
Oregon, pssshaw.
Oh yeah? And what about the badger? Why didn't it make it? I'll tell you why: The badger came to audition and was mistaken for a rug. By the time it made it there, it looked completely different.
"Sorry." They said, "Rats aren't native."
much sanity destroying stuff redactedStopped...
Thank you. {resumes frantic search for brain bleach}
Shut up, badger. You're just sore that beavers got the State Mammal in Oregon.Uh, oh. The kobold is hallucinating again...Curses! Foiled by the poodle! GAH!!!
*Decapitates Poodle*That's because the even lamer platypus wasn't available.
Oregon, pssshaw.
Oh yeah? And what about the badger? Why didn't it make it? I'll tell you why: The badger came to audition and was mistaken for a rug. By the time it made it there, it looked completely different.
"Sorry." They said, "Rats aren't native."
The badger representative got there and scared a bunch of Starbuck's sippers out of their Birkenstocks. That's the true story.
Somebody's spin machine is on "crazy".
Shut up, badger. You're just sore that beavers got the State Mammal in Oregon.Uh, oh. The kobold is hallucinating again...Curses! Foiled by the poodle! GAH!!!
*Decapitates Poodle*That's because the even lamer platypus wasn't available.
Oregon, pssshaw.
Oh yeah? And what about the badger? Why didn't it make it? I'll tell you why: The badger came to audition and was mistaken for a rug. By the time it made it there, it looked completely different.
"Sorry." They said, "Rats aren't native."The badger representative got there and scared a bunch of Starbuck's sippers out of their Birkenstocks. That's the true story.
Somebody's spin machine is on "crazy".
Sorry, I should have made something clear: Being stepped on actually improved his appearance. After all, nothing is smaller than negative infinity.