Really? Finally the Poodles' "grappling" behavior makes sense... they're just trying to break each others' woolly pinata shell to get to the candy.Silly slaad. Animals aren't made out of balloons.
Everybody knows they're made out of candy.
Not poodles. They're made out of misery.
I thought poodles were made of cotton balls and bacos.
I thought poodles were made of cotton balls and bacos.
That sounds oddly tasty.
Tap dances into the thread and spits out several cork stoppers, like an automatic rifle.
I thought it was 2011 last night and so I drank all the champagne I could find at Wal-Greens. The bubbles make me feel light and chaotic. Someone pull my fingers please.
Fellow Slaads and other beings of Limba, er Limbo.
Have a Slaadi New Year in 2011 and "egg" one, if not all.
...I drank all the champagne I could find at Wal-Greens. The bubbles make me feel light and chaotic...
BRILLIANT! [/Guinness] No one expects lethal eggings from a parade float!!!
...I drank all the champagne I could find at Wal-Greens. The bubbles make me feel light and chaotic...
Wal-greens doesn't sell champagne... but they do sell battery acid. Same thing, right?
Wah-wah wah wa-wah-wah... wa wah-wah wah-waaaaaaah?
Are those Tootsie Rolls sticking out of your skull? {drools}
Wah-wah wah wa-wah-wah... wa wah-wah wah-waaaaaaah?Are those Tootsie Rolls sticking out of your skull? {drools}
Wah-wah wah wa-wah-wah... wa wah-wah wah-waaaaaaah!!!!
...I drank all the champagne I could find at Wal-Greens. The bubbles make me feel light and chaotic...Wal-greens doesn't sell champagne... but they do sell battery acid. Same thing, right?
No, I drank die-hard in 2009.
No, I drank die-hard in 2009....I drank all the champagne I could find at Wal-Greens. The bubbles make me feel light and chaotic...Wal-greens doesn't sell champagne... but they do sell battery acid. Same thing, right?
What does Bruce Willis taste like then? Does he taste like dead people?
What does Bruce Willis taste like then? Does he taste like dead people?No, I drank die-hard in 2009....I drank all the champagne I could find at Wal-Greens. The bubbles make me feel light and chaotic...Wal-greens doesn't sell champagne... but they do sell battery acid. Same thing, right?
I never drank Bruce. I was told he is too lawful, thus toxic to us Slaads. But Euro-trash tastes surprisingly soggy even when riddled with bullet holes. Mmmmmm, crunchy bullets.
Mmmmm....trash
*pops into thread and pulls out DJ turntable*
Every Slaadi, get down and party!
*plays music*
*pops into thread and pulls out DJ turntable*
Every Slaadi, get down and party!
*plays music*
Ugh. I never cared much for the Bee Gees.
*pops into thread and pulls out DJ turntable*
Every Slaadi, get down and party!
*plays music*
{eats a deep-fried theremin}
OoOoOoOo, spooky BBQ. Is this made from the corpse of Ann Landers? I have a few questions about that...
mmmmm.....yummy slaads.
Ugh. I never cared much for the Bee Gees.*pops into thread and pulls out DJ turntable*
Every Slaadi, get down and party!
*plays music*
Really. Play "stayin' alive" while someone gets egged. The screams make the rhythm and vocals sound more chaotic.
omnomonomnom....
I love godmodding
Mmmmm....trash
Throws more trash around for the benefit of Potato Slaad and the new arrivals.
Dig in, or dig out if you're that chaotic.
no thanks.....burns on the way out....
no thanks.....burns on the way out....
That's what she said. (When I egged her.)
omnomnom! scrambled!
Froggy!!
omnomnom! scrambled!
{licks} Wow, you're RPY
*munches on frogs legs*
Well, maybe we're from Belgium...,
Mmmmm....waffles
Minions of Chaos! Do your own thing!
Minions of Chaos! Do your own thing!
*snorts some baking soda and snails*
Mmmmmm....baked goods.
dimension doors into thread wearing nothing, carrying nothing, and proceeds to walk in a circle
It's a parade!
*drinks kerosene*
*slides to the left*
*slides to the right*
*cha-chas real slow*
theorizes
*reaches into pocket and pulls out a Quiznos*
*pours gasoline on Quiznos and burns it down*
Now I just have to wait for my check....oh wait, I don't believe in insurance......
*runs away*
*pays Macaroni Slaad an insurance settlement anyway*
*settlement is in the form of Chuck-E-Cheese tokens and coupons for liquid Tide*
Mmmmm.....coupons.
*pays Macaroni Slaad an insurance settlement anyway*
*settlement is in the form of Chuck-E-Cheese tokens and coupons for liquid Tide*
Squeeee! Chuck-E-Cheese tokens! Now I can do my laundry.
I'm not sure what to do with the coupons.
*pays Macaroni Slaad an insurance settlement anyway*
*settlement is in the form of Chuck-E-Cheese tokens and coupons for liquid Tide*
Squeeee! Chuck-E-Cheese tokens! Now I can do my laundry.
I'm not sure what to do with the coupons.
You should use the tokens for your laundry and then drink the Tide. It's a complete reversal from what people would expect!
*eats a bag of poker chips*
*sneezes and invokes Yog-Sothoth*
{coughs and invokes Emeril}
Emeril is an Old One! I knew it! He's like the blind idiot god of creation, with a cacophonous "BAM!"... Azathoth!
I find it very irritating that somehow I've become more sane and rational than a bunch of folk I thought I were Lawful. I must have slipped into a Mirror Universe...
...that would explain all the goatees on everyone.
dog sleds into thread wearing layers of cold weather clothes, with a barrel of whiskey strapped under his chin and carrying a thermos full of warm soup
*eats a bag of poker chips*
[singing]Pa-pa-pa-poker chips, Pa-pa-poker chips...[/singing]
Winter is so deliciously chaotic.