:::Comes into the Thread draped in crude oil:::
I like BP. Swimming in the Gulf is great this time of year. The despair, a gushing oil rig, impotent politicians, and all the dead marine life.
I am proud of that one. You have no idea how much work it has been, to make sure none of those "solutions" they keep coming up with work, yeeesssss!
:::Comes into the Thread draped in crude oil:::
I like BP. Swimming in the Gulf is great this time of year. The despair, a gushing oil rig, impotent politicians, and all the dead marine life.
Ewwww, that fish is sticky!
I am proud of that one. You have no idea how much work it has been, to make sure none of those "solutions" they keep coming up with work, yeeesssss!
The Rumor Mill on the homeplane says Tony Hayward has been "egged". Care to confirm this little tidbit?
Hmmm, maybe I'll hit a family reunion this weekend. Or a graduation party! Do they have any of those left?
I am proud of that one. You have no idea how much work it has been, to make sure none of those "solutions" they keep coming up with work, yeeesssss!The Rumor Mill on the homeplane says Tony Hayward has been "egged". Care to confirm this little tidbit?
Heh heh. I'll egg him myself just to make sure.
Heh heh. I'll egg him myself just to make sure.I am proud of that one. You have no idea how much work it has been, to make sure none of those "solutions" they keep coming up with work, yeeesssss!The Rumor Mill on the homeplane says Tony Hayward has been "egged". Care to confirm this little tidbit?
I can neither confirm nor deny such allegations.
But I will anyway. Yes I did it, yeeessss. And go ahead and do it again for good measure.
stumbles into the thread wearing the tattered remnants of a hazmat suit, carrying an empty bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand, and a half-eaten, roasted deer leg in the other
Potato always gets invited to the best parties.
Is that where I was? A party?
Something. You certainly look like you enjoyed yourself, yeeessss.
Any new "recruits"?
I think I may have egged a sycamore tree. But it attacked me first! I swear!
Heh heh. This is the best thread ever.
I had a f&!&ing great weekend. If by recruits you mean dead a@$@$&+s, yeah I got a couple of them f+@@ers. Life is just f++#ing great.
falls into the thread, wearing a bathing suit, carrying a surfboard in one hand, and a six-pack of DogFish Head 60-Minute IPA in the other
There aren't nearly enough slaads in Italy.
Galavants into thread wearing a toga, carrying a half-empty pan of lasagna in one hand, and an empty bottle of red wine in the other
Got an idea for a Slaad merceanry group, saw the movie Monday.
"A crack commando unit of Slaads was sent to a dungeon by a divine court for a lawful crime they couldn't commit. These Slaad promptly escaped from a maximum security dungeon to the Low Planar underground. Today, still wanted by the forces of law and justice, they survive as slaads of fortune (or some such). If you have a lawful problem, if no one else can help, and if you need an egging, maybe you can hire... The Egg-Team."
:::Cue Music:::
Who wants to be on the Egg-Team?
Best Quote: "I love it when the chaos comes together."
I call Hannibal.
"Overkill is underrated." Yeeesssss.
Hello my fellow chaotic brethren!
I just spawned from my host and boy was it ever messy.
A slaad walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The slaad says, "That's ok," and then implants him with an egg.
Two slaadi walk into a bar. The third one implants a duck with eggs.
I call Hannibal.
"Overkill is underrated." Yeeesssss.
It depends of the chaos I wish to ensue. I didn't egg anyone while I watched the movie. But I did put something special in the popcorn.
Heh, Heh, heh!
Two slaadi walk into a bar. The third one implants a duck with eggs.
Welcome to the group Mac. Implanting eggs in a duck. Chaotic and backwards. I like it.
Two slaadi walk into a bar. The third one implants a duck with eggs.Welcome to the group Mac. Implanting eggs in a duck. Chaotic and backwards. I like it.
Now if only he'd done a chicken, we could answer that stupid question everyone keeps asking. That would be amusing.
Now if only he'd done a chicken, we could answer that stupid question everyone keeps asking. That would be amusing.Two slaadi walk into a bar. The third one implants a duck with eggs.Welcome to the group Mac. Implanting eggs in a duck. Chaotic and backwards. I like it.
Thanks. Also, I'm surprised that no one used this name before me.
Thanks. Also, I'm surprised that no one used this name before me.Now if only he'd done a chicken, we could answer that stupid question everyone keeps asking. That would be amusing.Two slaadi walk into a bar. The third one implants a duck with eggs.Welcome to the group Mac. Implanting eggs in a duck. Chaotic and backwards. I like it.
We could call you Big Slaadi Mac if you want.
We could call you Big Slaadi Mac if you want.Thanks. Also, I'm surprised that no one used this name before me.Now if only he'd done a chicken, we could answer that stupid question everyone keeps asking. That would be amusing.Two slaadi walk into a bar. The third one implants a duck with eggs.Welcome to the group Mac. Implanting eggs in a duck. Chaotic and backwards. I like it.
That reminds me of a rap song.
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
That way.
*crosses his arms pointing in opposite directions, points backwards with one foot, and points forward with an arm that wasn't there before*
Right.
*somehow manages to go in the opposite direction*
Hooray, more slaad! Guess it's summertime.
I'm at just as many events as Potato Slaad, but I'm not nearly as popular. :(
Anyone up for eggings this year? Red, white and blue eggings on the Fourth of July. If so where will it happen? I'll be at the docks.
gallops into thread wearing a tattered cowboy outfit, holding a half-eaten hotdog in one hand, and a half-empty case of Budweiser
Now if only he'd done a chicken, we could answer that stupid question everyone keeps asking. That would be amusing.Two slaadi walk into a bar. The third one implants a duck with eggs.Welcome to the group Mac. Implanting eggs in a duck. Chaotic and backwards. I like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the slaad cross the road?
Now if only he'd done a chicken, we could answer that stupid question everyone keeps asking. That would be amusing.Two slaadi walk into a bar. The third one implants a duck with eggs.Welcome to the group Mac. Implanting eggs in a duck. Chaotic and backwards. I like it.Why did the chicken cross the road?
** spoiler omitted **
Why did the slaad cross the road?
** spoiler omitted **
Well obviously.
The Philosophy of the Slaad is summed up in one phrase:
Or.....
Skamn Dippy!
Carp Diem!
Aka Seize the Carp!
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Rolls into thread like a tumbleweed...
Tastiest thread so far.
Welcome fellow bringers of chaos.
We're multiplying. Yeeessssss.
This is the best thread ever.
walks in with a bag full of cats and starts throwing them at people