I've been in the hospital. Ow.
That looks painful.
I concur. Dear madness man, get well soon.
I've been in the hospital. Ow.That looks painful.
Yeah, yeah it is. But it's made me more chaotic, physically. It's worth the pain. Like a great tat.
eggsalad anyone?
eggslaad anyone?
Fixed that for ya.
eggslaad anyone?Fixed that for ya.
He hasn't been around for some time. I hope he's okay.
Really, who eats fish in a salad?!
</Pot calling the kettle black>
(bounces through)
(bounces through)
*eggs the eye*
Ugh. I can't believe I ate the whole thing...
Anybody got any good picnics or family reunions coming up?
Anybody got any good picnics or family reunions coming up?
I've got a big fancy wedding coming up! I hope people don't skip me and go straight for the filet mignon...
Anybody got any good picnics or family reunions coming up?
Gonna egg any? If they ate a lot of Tex Mex, I can give them gas too.
Are any of you planning on big Memorial Day celebrations or picnics?
Nobody takes Tossed Slaad on picnics, sadly...
Nobody takes Tossed Slaad on picnics, sadly...
I thought you primarily lurked in Slaad Bars and Olaf Gardens' "All-You-Can-Eat Soup, Slaad, & Breadsticks" specials?
Nobody takes Tossed Slaad on picnics, sadly...I thought you primarily lurked in Slaad Bars and Olaf Gardens' "All-You-Can-Eat Soup, Slaad, & Breadsticks" specials?
*face lights up*
Oh yes, those are the best. They get all tired and sluggish after all the pasta and breadsticks, and that's when... WHAM! Eggs to the chest!
I thought you primarily lurked in Slaad Bars and Olaf Gardens' "All-You-Can-Eat Soup, Slaad, & Breadsticks" specials?*face lights up*
Oh yes, those are the best. They get all tired and sluggish after all the pasta and breadsticks, and that's when... WHAM! Eggs to the chest!
I always thought they could improve those Olaf Garden commercials... after a hardy meal, the family and friends grasp their chests and SPLORCH! baby slaadi burst out. I mean, who doesn't like a happy ending?
This thread always has the best brainstorming. Pardon me, I need to make a visit to the local franchise and have a word with the cooks about their... supply shipments, yeeeessss.
This thread always has the best brainstorming. Pardon me, I need to make a visit to the local franchise and have a word with the cooks about their... supply shipments, yeeeessss.
Ask them if they'd be interested in some rare Slaadi caviar, fresh in from the Cerulean Sea. Heh heh heh heh
Has anybody seen Potato Slaad lately?
Has anybody seen Potato Slaad lately?
No. That's odd. Maybe he is trapped in a Pic A'Nik Basket of Holding somewhere? {shakes fist at evil artificer gnome Durwood von Pic A'Nik}
I have one of those on backorder. Wonder why it hasn't arrived yet.
Blasted mortal limitations! I grow impatient!
I've been thinking... maybe we should target more bars?
Sounds great.
I would argue simply to be argumentative, but I like this idea too much to pass up, yeeessss. I concur.
Sounds great.
Potato! We were a little worried.
I've been thinking... maybe we should target more bars?
I thought you said, "target more bras." Boy, did that lady scream...
(bounces through)
Ambrosia! Go long!
*manifests Telekinetic Maneuver and punts the eye with it*
I've been thinking... maybe we should target more bars?I thought you said, "target more bras." Boy, did that lady scream...
Heh heh. I wish I had been there.
Heh heh. I wish I had been there.I've been thinking... maybe we should target more bars?I thought you said, "target more bras." Boy, did that lady scream...
She would have turned you into me.
Man, it was really warm this weekend. Got pretty rough at this family reunion I was at.
No premature hatchings, I hope...?
Not that I know of, although things did pretty confusing when they announced the egg toss.
Well, at least you enjoyed yourself, yeeessss.
Fruit classical queen blue depot mountain papa!
*applauds* Someone is in a chaotic mood today.
*applauds* Someone is in a chaotic mood today.
Rockabye christmas panorama!
Letter quenched children sirloin walker edition!
Letter quenched children sirloin walker edition!
Yeah, what he said!
Letter quenched children sirloin walker edition!Yeah, what he said!
Tiger actualizing omlette jump spork!
Tiger actualizing omlette jump spork!Letter quenched children sirloin walker edition!Yeah, what he said!
Imposter!
*eggs Studpuffin*
(rolling ovation)
Whoa! I swear I just saw a giant eyeball roll through.
You haven't seen him before? He's everywhere, yeeeessss.
You haven't seen him before? He's everywhere, yeeeessss.
Sounds kind of chaotic. He should come around more often.