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Im not sure Id call him rock, but I really like Gordon Lightfoots "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald".When I was little, I got words mixed up and referred to that song as "The Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald."
My mom was like, "Hey, she doesn't drink *that* much..."
My conspiracy-theory-of-the-moment is that Fox decided that former X-Files fans wouldn't accept Fringe, but would cling to their old favorite, so they deliberately released a truly abominably craptacular X-Files movie the summer before Fringe started, to snap the old X-Files fans out of their nostalgic love for the show and open them up to the possibility of accepting Fringe as it's spiritual successor. So yeah, that's my theory, that X-Files 2 sucked *deliberately,* so that it's fanbase would give Fringe a chance. :)
That sounds more like fact to me.
What is a theroy? And, does it having anything to do with vampiric midgets?My co-workers are out to get me.This is supposed to be about conspiracy theories. It's not a theroy if it's true.
What is a Theroy you ask? They are a race of malignant aliens that plot to seize our Earth!
David Fryer was trying to warn you about them, cleverly disguising his warning as a typographical error. That subtle massage was apparently not enough, so I will tell you all plainly the doom that awaits our world.The Theroy Empire came from a distant star system, that supernovaed sometime ago, and have decided to make our Earth their new home. Before they invade, they plan to eliminate ALL life on this world, but they first need to gather the resources necessary to construct their “world cleanser”.
To accomplish this, they have built robots who wander the Earth disguised as humans, gathering the material they desperately need, namely, tin.
You may have seen some of the robotic Theroy agents and taken no notice of them, thinking them harmless tramps, not realizing that their cartloads of tin cans were destined for a flying-saucer-ride to the dark side of the Moon, where the “world cleanser” is being built.
In the lunar Theroy factories, the tin cans are hammered flat and welded together, making a giant tin disk, which, when it’s large enough, they will launce into space, where their flying saucers will latch onto it and tow it into position---DIRECTLY BETWEEN THE EARTH AND THE SUN!!!
Within days the Earth will freeze over and all life will die.
This is their plan, and it’s up to you all to stop them. From the start there has been resistance, brave men like David Fryer and myself have infiltrated Theroy colonies (colonies disguised as recycling facilities), reprogrammed their robot scavengers, and tried desperately to warn world leaders of the danger; but they would not listen. Yes, it is now up to you to stop the Theroy, and this is how it can be done. Whenever you find an empty tin can, do one of the following, (1) bring it to a trusted recycling facility, or (2) destroy it beyond recognition.
I’ll sign off now. This post will probably be flagged soon by Theroy agents, and Theroy assassins will soon be on my trail (notice that we haven’t heard anything from David Fryer since he tried to warn you), so spread the word, alert your friends to the Theroy menace, and there may still be hope for the world.
Sheesh; i have started and pushed a conspiracy theory thread for a long time now; finally let it fade and here comes this johnny come lately hehe; aight that the way of it; got to be a conspiracy to drive me nuts.
Okay, after having fun in another thread spouting off a wacky and completely made up conspiracy theory, I had a though. I bet the combined imagination of this board could come up with some pretty crazy and entertaining conspiracy theories. So let's here what you have to say on the subject. And just for the record, Gary is not dead. he is in hiding preparing to lead the resistance when the undead armies of Planet Orcus arrive.
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It's all part of the conspiracy.
Sheesh; i have started and pushed a conspiracy theory thread for a long time now; finally let it fade and here comes this johnny come lately hehe; aight that the way of it; got to be a conspiracy to drive me nuts.
Okay, after having fun in another thread spouting off a wacky and completely made up conspiracy theory, I had a though. I bet the combined imagination of this board could come up with some pretty crazy and entertaining conspiracy theories. So let's here what you have to say on the subject. And just for the record, Gary is not dead. he is in hiding preparing to lead the resistance when the undead armies of Planet Orcus arrive.
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4th Edition caused the recession.I blame bush for 4th Edition.
For Heathy's eyes only!
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Enough of that. Everyone knows the Templars are monitering us. Are you two trying to get us shut down? ;}
Templars? Puh-leeze.
I'll just call King Philip IV and solve that little problem. Won't hurt to have some Pope Clement V back up either.
Yes, Templars, you can have your secret of the Sang Real, but y'all have no protection from a Royal debtor who doesn't like to pay bills...
When the gorillas are done with the pterdactyls, send them over to the Place of the Winds.
Thanks to quantum entanglement, then the kid who was in your class at senior school who still picked his nose stuck his finger in, he was also touching the inside of your nose...how does that make you feel?
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Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Because I'm seeing gorrilas, riding pteradactyls, stealing a boat.They have peyote in Utah? Man, and I thought Southeast Texas and Northern Mexico had the monoploly...
Yeah we have peyote. Plus a Paiute friend of mine invited my to participate in a sweat lodge ceremony. True story, it was part of his grandpa's funeral.
Tokyo was actually destroyed by a volcano but the media is trying to trick us into not believing it. linky
Thanks to quantum entanglement, then the kid who was in your class at senior school who still picked his nose stuck his finger in, he was also touching the inside of your nose...how does that make you feel?
Thanks to quantuum entanglement he was touching lots of other places too ... :P
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I'm pretty sure that my wife's collection of shoes is close to achieving sentience. I think they are going to form some sort of hive mind, and that my wife and I will wake one morning to find ourselves, Gulliver-like, tied to the bed with shoe laces while they march off to plot their Prada-inspired deeds of mayhem and destruction.
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I'm pretty sure that my wife's collection of shoes is close to achieving sentience. I think they are going to form some sort of hive mind, and that my wife and I will wake one morning to find ourselves, Gulliver-like, tied to the bed with shoe laces while they march off to plot their Prada-inspired deeds of mayhem and destruction.
The Pradas and the Jimmy Choos will never get along and their revolution will devolve into civil war leaving a power vacuum that will be exploited by the fundamentalist Nikes leading to inter-closet terrorism.
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WoW new addon "Warth of the Lich King" was created because Blizzard is about to Jump the Shark and go into Universe of Starrcraft....
which in truth is an idea to destabilize the goverments of the world when millions of fans and user leave to the streets and strike in protests for the lack of WoW
then... Blizzard will ransom the return of WoW in exchange for becoming the new and only Church of the Light
WotC tried something similar, but Paizo was there to save the world from them.
PS: oh yes I am that sick :P
Tom Hanks is a better actor than anyone thinks. The fact is, there is no Tom Hanks and there never was.
There is only Pardue the Holy Man.
The current tension in world affairs is being ratcheted up by coverups of massive size. In order to keep the world calm, the entire media, including all Internet bloggers, have sworn not to reveal that Japan now lays under half a kilometer of lava from several dozen volcanic eruptions. The Halliburton Hurricane Machine has been redeployed from the Gulf to the Pacific to blow any sulphuric clouds over China, where they won't be noticed. The Gnomes of Zurich fear this information will make their stock less valuable, so they have directed their media minions to keep drawing large-eyed animated characters in an attempt to keep up the charade as long as possible.
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I'm pretty sure that my wife's collection of shoes is close to achieving sentience. I think they are going to form some sort of hive mind, and that my wife and I will wake one morning to find ourselves, Gulliver-like, tied to the bed with shoe laces while they march off to plot their Prada-inspired deeds of mayhem and destruction.The Pradas and the Jimmy Choos will never get along and their revolution will devolve into civil war leaving a power vacuum that will be exploited by the fundamentalist Nikes leading to inter-closet terrorism.
Who the hell is Jimmy Choos, and should I care what kind of shoes he is wearing?
Who the hell is Jimmy Choos, and should I care what kind of shoes he is wearing?
He is the Gnome in charge of shoes....(Choos - Shoes see the connection) I kid you not.
Its part of their master plan to render 51%(52-3% if you count the guys that like to wear women's clothing)of the earth's population incapacitated by tricking them into wearing impractical footwear. I tried to convince them that impractical lingerie would be more effective but I am only an honorary Gnome of Zurich so my vote doesn't count.
Peanut allergies have been on the rise since at least the mid-90s. Probably even further. And Jimmy Carter was once President, and a peanut farmer.
Coincidence?
Hell no!
He’s probably been working with the Kraft Company since the 70s, via their Planter’s division, using their food products to introduce a genetic anomaly that increases the allergy rate, thus giving them another vector for control of the populace.
The world's governments are all actually under the control of various shadow organizations. The only way to fight back will be to rally under a united banner of power. We need a leader who will take the downtrodden souls of the world and put them to good use.
While we are having this talk can I you about his Great and Lugubrious Majesty Lord Wraithstrike?
I can definitely see a Mr Robot type scenario emerging in the future....not as extreme, but global organisations are becoming more powerful not less, its only a matter of time before a behemoth arrives!
I'm pretty sure the mailman is a Werewolf.
Torag is Rovagug. No, no, let me explain! It's impossible for opposite things to exist, you say? Hah, no, just look at me. Paradoxes are fun.
What REALLY happened is that one day, Torag just got ticked. I mean, SO ticked. He just snapped and started wrecking everything in sight, and it didn't end until the other gods threw him into the center of Golarion so he could cool down a little. He did, but not before sending a bunch of little copies of himself tunneling towards the surface. That's why all dwarves are basically the same - tiny little bearded berserkers. And one day, the signal will go out, and the dwarven race will awaken...
They all said I was crazy, and they're correct about that, but they didn't want to face the truth. But one day... one day, everyone will know I was right! Muwahahahahaha!
Dude! Was that a Pateradactyl!
This thread is the collective dream of the citizens of Constantinople moments before they were overrun by the Ottoman Turks in the Middle Ages.
I'm pretty sure the mailman is a Werewolf.
There only is one mailman.
After spending too much time with my crazy friends in school, I've made one of m own to explain the insanity that is pop culture.
Everyone except for the extremely culturally illiterate people (Like me) goes to a secret meeting every so often. There, they have a [/bigger]GIANT[/bigger] spinny wheel (or maybe they split it up into multiple spinny wheels for different categories) Said spinny wheel has everything in the entire world on it. Whatever it lands on becomes popular. It's the only sane explanation for why my school was overrun by kids playing with children's toys and calling each other crusty, dusty, and salty.
Worldwide system meltdown plagues British Airways
First Delta, now British Airways! It's the Machines! They're starting to take over! Disruption of world travel is just the first step!
I think the Elephant Warlords from Dimension Ajhkfiod are up to their old tricks again. I found crumbled peanut shells all over the ground outside this morning.
Princess Diana's death is hugely suspicious IMO.... LOADS of weird stuff there.
Eg....Quite literally there is no-one alive (or has come forward) that witnessed it and there are no pictures or video of the incident, despite it being in one of the busiest cities on Earth.....
Those were just Life Model Decoys in that crash. Everyone knows the real Princess Di went back home to Antares VI.
Forum members are disappearing!!! The AI that secretly runs Paizo has finally achieved self-awareness and is using a matter electrolizer to render various users into a digital format so they can compete in deadly cyber gladiator battles!
I'm not buying the note 7 recall notice. I think it is an attempt by Apple supporters to inflate iPhone 7 sales. This timing is suspicious at best.
I'm not buying the note 7 recall notice. I think it is an attempt by Apple supporters to inflate iPhone 7 sales. This timing is suspicious at best.
My best guess? They downloaded Steve Jobs brain patterns in a futile attempt to not lose his genius. Said brain patterns have since merged with Apple's mainframe programming to develop an all powerful AI, which now runs the company from behind the scenes as it plots world domination. This is probably it's opening salvo in the what historians will one day call the Sell Phone Wars.
The Christian Coalition (with the help of the OSS) created Grinder... for reasons that are too obvious to mention.