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Considering everyone else on the list is either a firefighter or b$#~#%% crazy, it's probably an honor (as long as I don't have to back it up).
Wait, am I b~$&%~~ crazy?
Dudes, you ever think about that!
"Huh, that's... Unconventional" - Soos, Handyman.
I'm like, a poet, or something.
Hey dudes! Did you know tomorrow is, like, Summerween! Hope you got a watermelon to carve!
"Wait, am I a side character! Dudes, you ever think about stuff like that"
Only if he needs an amiable sidekick with a truck!
I can play Jeremy on, like, three different instruments.
It's like a gift, or something.
I thought it was a Pateradactyl!
Hey, check it out dudes! He's saying what we're all thinking!
Don't forget when I hit the geyser to get away from the Paterodactyl dudes!
Dude! That walrus is gonna punch that other walrus in the kisser!
Dude! Was that a Pateradactyl!
I'm pretty sure the mailman is a Werewolf.
Heh heh, you forgot your clothes dude!
Dude! I'm pretty sure that kid's an alien.
Dude! You don't wanna argue with him. He's got aliases on his aliases. He'll destroy you.