The Angry Jack Cult:*
...Kill The kitten vikings. Kill them All.*Bold will refer to the setting.
You can try, you freaks! Kitten Vikings, to WAR!!! Ignore the Jacks!
You can try, you freaks! Kitten Vikings, to WAR!!! Ignore the Jacks!The Angry Jack Cult:*
...Kill The kitten vikings. Kill them All.*Bold will refer to the setting.
No, you fools! They'll kill you all!
No, you fools! They'll kill you all!You can try, you freaks! Kitten Vikings, to WAR!!! Ignore the Jacks!The Angry Jack Cult:*
...Kill The kitten vikings. Kill them All.*Bold will refer to the setting.
A Viking Kitten never retreats! Not unless he is offered significant monetary reimbursement for his troubles!
No, you fools! They'll kill you all!You can try, you freaks! Kitten Vikings, to WAR!!! Ignore the Jacks!The Angry Jack Cult:*
...Kill The kitten vikings. Kill them All.*Bold will refer to the setting.
*takes sword and chops a few kittens' heads off*
*takes sword and chops a few kittens heads off*No, you fools! They'll kill you all!You can try, you freaks! Kitten Vikings, to WAR!!! Ignore the Jacks!The Angry Jack Cult:*
...Kill The kitten vikings. Kill them All.*Bold will refer to the setting.
I will not allow that.
*Stings Jack*
I can't believe this! This will be a massacre!
Wasp! We just raised you!
Meanwhile, a terrible--and losing--battle is occurring with the Defectives against the kittens. Though the kittens fight well, they are not prepared to fight the Defectives and are losing.
Aren't we already RP our aliases?
*pops a beer and drinks it in one big gulp*
This is me without masks
Aren't we already RP our aliases?
*pops a beer and drinks it in one big gulp*
'dis be me wid froggie faces and roleplaying!
Ribbit!
This is me humping KC
*humps Kobold Cleaver leg*
Aren't we already RP our aliases?
*pops a beer and drinks it in one big gulp*
oh, alrighty, I'll read more carefully to catch it ;)
*pops another beer*
Holy...I cannot allow this massacre! It is against all my standards!
Kobold Cleaver leaps into the fray of kittens, eagles, Defectives, and for some reason, a frog. Using his Cleaver, he began slowly carving a hole in the forces of the enemy. But they were still losing...
groans from the floor
Never EVER eat the animated undead purple worm at the bottom of a Sasserini tequila bottle. Trust me on this.
A sound like a mixture of sixties teletype and a fast-forwarded cassette player rises up from the prone form of Malice Jack
*steps aside to avoid the cleaver*
Hey, watch out! I'm not the one humping your leg!
*goes and mind his own business*
*takes sword and chops a few kittens heads off*No, you fools! They'll kill you all!You can try, you freaks! Kitten Vikings, to WAR!!! Ignore the Jacks!The Angry Jack Cult:*
...Kill The kitten vikings. Kill them All.*Bold will refer to the setting.
I will not allow that.
*Stings Jack*
Do you really think that your stinger can penetrate my "skin" *Knocks Wasp for a loop*
*Smashes viking kitten with his hammer. Delighted to hear that lovely popping sound*
Why are there hairballs in their brain matter? Hmm, that explains a lot.
*Smashes viking kitten with his hammer. Delighted to hear that lovely popping sound*
Why are there hairballs in their brain matter? Hmm, that explains a lot.
We know they are not smart. If they were intelligent they would have enough sense to not mess with the Jacks.
We know they are not smart. If they were intelligent they would have enough sense to not mess with the Jacks.*Smashes viking kitten with his hammer. Delighted to hear that lovely popping sound*
Why are there hairballs in their brain matter? Hmm, that explains a lot.
Jack Hammer reels as a vision of a Jacks' version of West Side Story pops into his head
I think the poodle 'perfume' has shortcircuited my neural processor! Medic!
We know they are not smart. If they were intelligent they would have enough sense to not mess with the Jacks.*Smashes viking kitten with his hammer. Delighted to hear that lovely popping sound*
Why are there hairballs in their brain matter? Hmm, that explains a lot.
The kitten hisses. You returned to your clubhouse quicker than expected.
Kittens, this raid has gone sour. RETREAT!!!!!The kittens leap unto their eagles and fly off, the wasp following suit.
We know they are not smart. If they were intelligent they would have enough sense to not mess with the Jacks.*Smashes viking kitten with his hammer. Delighted to hear that lovely popping sound*
Why are there hairballs in their brain matter? Hmm, that explains a lot.
The kitten hisses. You returned to your clubhouse quicker than expected.
Kittens, this raid has gone sour. RETREAT!!!!!
The kittens leap unto their eagles and fly off, the wasp following suit.
Jack Hammer chuckles, knowing that it only takes a couple of Jacks to raid weaker beings and leaving plenty behind to guard against the treachery that is the hallmark of envy
We know they are not smart. If they were intelligent they would have enough sense to not mess with the Jacks.*Smashes viking kitten with his hammer. Delighted to hear that lovely popping sound*
Why are there hairballs in their brain matter? Hmm, that explains a lot.
The kitten hisses. You returned to your clubhouse quicker than expected.
Kittens, this raid has gone sour. RETREAT!!!!!
The kittens leap unto their eagles and fly off, the wasp following suit.
Little do you know that you've sealed your fate. As soon as the Jacks get rested, we will seek you out and wipe your cult off the face of the earth.
Yap!
The wasp, lagging behind, hears the threat and flies to warn the kittens.
Blinks
The Sunny Cult
The wasp flies in, to see the kittens divebombing Courtfool.
Guys, you're in danger! The Jacks are gonna come after you! Retreat to the untitled!
The Sunny Cult
The wasp flies in, to see the kittens divebombing Courtfool.
Guys, you're in danger! The Jacks are gonna come after you! Retreat to the untitled!
We do not flee! We fear nobody!
I told you we were coming back *starts whacking kittens*
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We do not flee! We fear nobody!The Sunny Cult
The wasp flies in, to see the kittens divebombing Courtfool.
Guys, you're in danger! The Jacks are gonna come after you! Retreat to the untitled!
You should be. They beat up on us poodles, what do you think they will do to someone who is not as cute and lovable as we are?
Has anyone seen my pony?
*In the middle of the battle, JRHM notices a form behind him. Thinking that it's a Kitten, swirls around and decapitates Pony Stalker by mistake* Oops, my bad!
[As her head regrows] DO you have any idea how much that stings?
Sorry about that. You better get off the field of battle. Before you ask, no. I don't know where your pony is.
I'll just have to play with you then. [hugs the leg of JRHM]
*Gets Pony Stalker off leg* Get away from me demon child! *Runs from thread.*
*smiles* It's safe to come out now kitties, the bad man is gone.
Jack Hammer slowly backs away from demon child
I think Frat Jack just got back from his beer run. Time to go!
Thank the gods....
Alright, Kittens, leave the poodle alone. The Jacks are a formidable enemy, and JRHM and JH will return when the Pony Stalker is gone. You need to get out of here.
Nay! This is a golden opportunity!
The kittens form a different position, that of a triangle with the Jarl at the lead. They divebomb the poodle with the triangle pointing right at Courtfool.
YAAAAAAA!!!!
The Jarl strikes, striking Courtfool on the poodle's shoulder and nearly knocking him to the ground. He swoops back up, and the rest of the kittens do the same, badly wounding Courtfool.
We shall teach you to respect the Kittens!
Nay! This is a golden opportunity!
The kittens form a different position, that of a triangle with the Jarl at the lead. They divebomb the poodle with the triangle pointing right at Courtfool.
YAAAAAAA!!!!
The Jarl strikes, striking Courtfool on the poodle's shoulder and nearly knocking him to the ground. He swoops back up, and the rest of the kittens do the same, badly wounding Courtfool.
We shall teach you to respect the Kittens!
You fools! Leave the poodle alone, he is but a poodle, and not intelligent enough to know better! He is a Lord of the Boards, you have no chance! If he turns to violence, you will all die!
The wasp turns to the poodle.Get the hell out of here!
Nay! This is a golden opportunity!
The kittens form a different position, that of a triangle with the Jarl at the lead. They divebomb the poodle with the triangle pointing right at Courtfool.
YAAAAAAA!!!!
The Jarl strikes, striking Courtfool on the poodle's shoulder and nearly knocking him to the ground. He swoops back up, and the rest of the kittens do the same, badly wounding Courtfool.
We shall teach you to respect the Kittens!You fools! Leave the poodle alone, he is but a poodle, and not intelligent enough to know better! He is a Lord of the Boards, you have no chance! If he turns to violence, you will all die!
The wasp turns to the poodle.
Get the hell out of here!
The kittens ignore the wasp and use the same maneuver.