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This is the place where you roleplay your 'characters' in Paizonia.
What is 'roleplaying', you ask? I shall give you a simple answer:
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ROLEPLAYING IS?!
;)
This thread was created so that I could stop clogging up the cult threads.
Please note that your cults will still exist in the Roleplaying Game, they will just all be on one thread. You could also possibly post a separate thread for roleplaying the cult separately, but please name it as such.
Anyways, post any questions you have here.


I'll start. I'll be continuing the battle of the Kittens vs. The Defectives, and the Jacks can post here if they want.

Liberty's Edge

The Angry Jack Cult:*
...Kill The kitten vikings. Kill them All.

*Bold will refer to the setting.


The Defectives wrote:

The Angry Jack Cult:*

...Kill The kitten vikings. Kill them All.

*Bold will refer to the setting.

You can try, you freaks! Kitten Vikings, to WAR!!! Ignore the Jacks!


Jarl of the Kitten Vikings wrote:
The Defectives wrote:

The Angry Jack Cult:*

...Kill The kitten vikings. Kill them All.

*Bold will refer to the setting.

You can try, you freaks! Kitten Vikings, to WAR!!! Ignore the Jacks!

No, you fools! They'll kill you all!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jarl of the Kitten Vikings wrote:
The Defectives wrote:

The Angry Jack Cult:*

...Kill The kitten vikings. Kill them All.

*Bold will refer to the setting.

You can try, you freaks! Kitten Vikings, to WAR!!! Ignore the Jacks!
No, you fools! They'll kill you all!

A Viking Kitten never retreats! Not unless he is offered significant monetary reimbursement for his troubles!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jarl of the Kitten Vikings wrote:
The Defectives wrote:

The Angry Jack Cult:*

...Kill The kitten vikings. Kill them All.

*Bold will refer to the setting.

You can try, you freaks! Kitten Vikings, to WAR!!! Ignore the Jacks!
No, you fools! They'll kill you all!

*takes sword and chops a few kittens' heads off*


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jarl of the Kitten Vikings wrote:
The Defectives wrote:

The Angry Jack Cult:*

...Kill The kitten vikings. Kill them All.

*Bold will refer to the setting.

You can try, you freaks! Kitten Vikings, to WAR!!! Ignore the Jacks!
No, you fools! They'll kill you all!
*takes sword and chops a few kittens heads off*

I will not allow that.

*Stings Jack*


I can't believe this! This will be a massacre!


Wasp! We just raised you!


Meanwhile, a terrible--and losing--battle is occurring with the Defectives against the kittens. Though the kittens fight well, they are not prepared to fight the Defectives and are losing.
Italics is narrative. It is occasionally substituted for asterisks.


Aren't we already RP our aliases?

*pops a beer and drinks it in one big gulp*


Pathfinder Companion Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

This is me without masks


Frat Jack wrote:

Aren't we already RP our aliases?

*pops a beer and drinks it in one big gulp*

This thread is for more serious roleplaying.


'dis be me wid froggie faces and roleplaying!

Ribbit!


This is me humping KC

*humps Kobold Cleaver leg*


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:

Aren't we already RP our aliases?

*pops a beer and drinks it in one big gulp*

This thread is for more serious roleplaying.

oh, alrighty, I'll read more carefully to catch it ;)

*pops another beer*


Holy...I cannot allow this massacre! It is against all my standards!
Kobold Cleaver leaps into the fray of kittens, eagles, Defectives, and for some reason, a frog. Using his Cleaver, he began slowly carving a hole in the forces of the enemy. But they were still losing...


Malice Jack wrote:

groans from the floor

Never EVER eat the animated undead purple worm at the bottom of a Sasserini tequila bottle. Trust me on this.

A sound like a mixture of sixties teletype and a fast-forwarded cassette player rises up from the prone form of Malice Jack

It might be better if you posted that on the normal Jack thread. This place is only for serious roleplaying. Those who wish to not roleplay, can simply ignore it and post as normal on their respective threads.


*steps aside to avoid the cleaver*

Hey, watch out! I'm not the one humping your leg!

*goes and mind his own business*


My apologies KC


The Battle at the Jack's place shall be paused until I return. Feel free to post your own RPs if you have the time.
/\ It's fine, I should have made the rules more clear.


Thieving Wasp wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jarl of the Kitten Vikings wrote:
The Defectives wrote:

The Angry Jack Cult:*

...Kill The kitten vikings. Kill them All.

*Bold will refer to the setting.

You can try, you freaks! Kitten Vikings, to WAR!!! Ignore the Jacks!
No, you fools! They'll kill you all!
*takes sword and chops a few kittens heads off*

I will not allow that.

*Stings Jack*

Do you really think that your stinger can penetrate my "skin" *Knocks Wasp for a loop*


*Smashes viking kitten with his hammer. Delighted to hear that lovely popping sound*

Why are there hairballs in their brain matter? Hmm, that explains a lot.


Jack Hammer wrote:

*Smashes viking kitten with his hammer. Delighted to hear that lovely popping sound*

Why are there hairballs in their brain matter? Hmm, that explains a lot.

We know they are not smart. If they were intelligent they would have enough sense to not mess with the Jacks.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

*Smashes viking kitten with his hammer. Delighted to hear that lovely popping sound*

Why are there hairballs in their brain matter? Hmm, that explains a lot.

We know they are not smart. If they were intelligent they would have enough sense to not mess with the Jacks.

Jack Hammer reels as a vision of a Jacks' version of West Side Story pops into his head

I think the poodle 'perfume' has shortcircuited my neural processor! Medic!


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

*Smashes viking kitten with his hammer. Delighted to hear that lovely popping sound*

Why are there hairballs in their brain matter? Hmm, that explains a lot.

We know they are not smart. If they were intelligent they would have enough sense to not mess with the Jacks.

The kitten hisses. You returned to your clubhouse quicker than expected.

Kittens, this raid has gone sour. RETREAT!!!!!
The kittens leap unto their eagles and fly off, the wasp following suit.


Jarl of the Kitten Vikings wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

*Smashes viking kitten with his hammer. Delighted to hear that lovely popping sound*

Why are there hairballs in their brain matter? Hmm, that explains a lot.

We know they are not smart. If they were intelligent they would have enough sense to not mess with the Jacks.

The kitten hisses. You returned to your clubhouse quicker than expected.

Kittens, this raid has gone sour. RETREAT!!!!!
The kittens leap unto their eagles and fly off, the wasp following suit.

Jack Hammer chuckles, knowing that it only takes a couple of Jacks to raid weaker beings and leaving plenty behind to guard against the treachery that is the hallmark of envy


Jarl of the Kitten Vikings wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

*Smashes viking kitten with his hammer. Delighted to hear that lovely popping sound*

Why are there hairballs in their brain matter? Hmm, that explains a lot.

We know they are not smart. If they were intelligent they would have enough sense to not mess with the Jacks.

The kitten hisses. You returned to your clubhouse quicker than expected.

Kittens, this raid has gone sour. RETREAT!!!!!
The kittens leap unto their eagles and fly off, the wasp following suit.

Little do you know that you've sealed your fate. As soon as the Jacks get rested, we will seek you out and wipe your cult off the face of the earth.


trots in then starts chasing his own tail

Yap!


The wasp, lagging behind, hears the threat and flies to warn the kittens.


Blinks


The Sunny Cult
The wasp flies in, to see the kittens divebombing Courtfool.
Guys, you're in danger! The Jacks are gonna come after you! Retreat to the untitled!


Thieving Wasp wrote:

The Sunny Cult

The wasp flies in, to see the kittens divebombing Courtfool.
Guys, you're in danger! The Jacks are gonna come after you! Retreat to the untitled!

We do not flee! We fear nobody!


I told you we were coming back *starts whacking kittens*

Dark Archive

Jarl of the Kitten Vikings wrote:
Thieving Wasp wrote:

The Sunny Cult

The wasp flies in, to see the kittens divebombing Courtfool.
Guys, you're in danger! The Jacks are gonna come after you! Retreat to the untitled!
We do not flee! We fear nobody!

You should be. They beat up on us poodles, what do you think they will do to someone who is not as cute and lovable as we are?

Dark Archive

Has anyone seen my pony?


Pony Stalker wrote:
Has anyone seen my pony?

*In the middle of the battle, JRHM notices a form behind him. Thinking that it's a Kitten, swirls around and decapitates Pony Stalker by mistake* Oops, my bad!

Dark Archive

[As her head regrows] DO you have any idea how much that stings?


Pony Stalker wrote:
[As her head regrows] DO you have any idea how much that stings?

Sorry about that. You better get off the field of battle. Before you ask, no. I don't know where your pony is.

Dark Archive

I'll just have to play with you then. [hugs the leg of JRHM]


Pony Stalker wrote:
I'll just have to play with you then. [hugs the leg of JRHM]

*Gets Pony Stalker off leg* Get away from me demon child! *Runs from thread.*

Dark Archive

*smiles* It's safe to come out now kitties, the bad man is gone.


Pony Stalker wrote:
*smiles* It's safe to come out now kitties, the bad man is gone.

Jack Hammer slowly backs away from demon child

I think Frat Jack just got back from his beer run. Time to go!


Thank the gods....
Alright, Kittens, leave the poodle alone. The Jacks are a formidable enemy, and JRHM and JH will return when the Pony Stalker is gone. You need to get out of here.


Nay! This is a golden opportunity!
The kittens form a different position, that of a triangle with the Jarl at the lead. They divebomb the poodle with the triangle pointing right at Courtfool.
YAAAAAAA!!!!
The Jarl strikes, striking Courtfool on the poodle's shoulder and nearly knocking him to the ground. He swoops back up, and the rest of the kittens do the same, badly wounding Courtfool.
We shall teach you to respect the Kittens!


Jarl of the Kitten Vikings wrote:

Nay! This is a golden opportunity!

The kittens form a different position, that of a triangle with the Jarl at the lead. They divebomb the poodle with the triangle pointing right at Courtfool.
YAAAAAAA!!!!
The Jarl strikes, striking Courtfool on the poodle's shoulder and nearly knocking him to the ground. He swoops back up, and the rest of the kittens do the same, badly wounding Courtfool.
We shall teach you to respect the Kittens!

You fools! Leave the poodle alone, he is but a poodle, and not intelligent enough to know better! He is a Lord of the Boards, you have no chance! If he turns to violence, you will all die!

The wasp turns to the poodle.
Get the hell out of here!


Thieving Wasp wrote:
Jarl of the Kitten Vikings wrote:

Nay! This is a golden opportunity!

The kittens form a different position, that of a triangle with the Jarl at the lead. They divebomb the poodle with the triangle pointing right at Courtfool.
YAAAAAAA!!!!
The Jarl strikes, striking Courtfool on the poodle's shoulder and nearly knocking him to the ground. He swoops back up, and the rest of the kittens do the same, badly wounding Courtfool.
We shall teach you to respect the Kittens!

You fools! Leave the poodle alone, he is but a poodle, and not intelligent enough to know better! He is a Lord of the Boards, you have no chance! If he turns to violence, you will all die!

The wasp turns to the poodle.
Get the hell out of here!

The kittens ignore the wasp and use the same maneuver.

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