Glad you like...wait till the winged ones get here.... Oh and I'll bring naked succubus pole dancers and a decanter of endless wineI love stamping on tribbles. Looovveee iiitttt!Hey MR, leave the tribbles, those ain't worth your pocket space!
*Steals the Sunshine*
You have never seen a dire,carnivorous hive minded fiendish tribble swarm i take it. I'll fix that
Unleashes 6 dire,carnivorous hive minded fiendish tribble swarms
All worthy of the Sunny Godhead. Bless you all my disciples.
Lots of blasphemous stuff
Retro me Tribthanas!
Sprinkles Church and Munch™ Supersized Carmel Carbonated Holy Water™ on the demonic apparition.
Retro me Tribthanas!Sprinkles Church and Munch™ Supersized Carmel Carbonated Holy Water™ on the demonic apparition.
Hey that tickles.........I can hook ya up 3 or 4 of the succubi and you'll thank me. We can get some tribble skin sheets, abyssal wine, hella kick there and let the games begain.
I do so enjoy sin...I mean i am demon lord of tribbles...so sex and food is my thing , So i can hook ya up....fuzzy kinky love for all !
Wait to the were tribbles get here
I noticed that you've been protective towards the frogs and their pond. What do they have over you, or better yet, what kind of scam do you have planned for them?Okay, that's a little different. Maybe I'll just sit here with you and get drunk.. Do you mind? *hic**Glare*
That's a very good idea, because my Uncle Meepo is drinking there right now and he has a machine gun.
For one thing, if Butterfrog got eaten, his master Hugo Solis might be too sad to make more comics/artwork. For another, I would hate to have Kiratlan's life be on my conscience.
For another, I am strongly against polluting the Boards.
Retro me Tribthanas!Sprinkles Church and Munch™ Supersized Carmel Carbonated Holy Water™ on the demonic apparition.
Hey that tickles.........I can hook ya up 3 or 4 of the succubi and you'll thank me. We can get some tribble skin sheets, abyssal wine, hella kick there and let the games begain.
I do so enjoy sin...I mean i am demon lord of tribbles...so sex and food is my thing , So i can hook ya up....fuzzy kinky love for all !
Wait to the were tribbles get here
There are tasty tribbles, men! And ale! ATTACK!!!! MOUNT THE GIANT EAGLES!!!
GAH!!! Kill that poodle!
*Kittens draw enormous greataxes, jump of the eagles, and divebomb the poodle, slashing at him*
Puts some mood music on while the poodles and kittens go at it
"The offspring will be soooooooooooooooo cute, don't ya think?"
"The offspring will be soooooooooooooooo cute, don't ya think?"
Pittens?
Get off his leg and make a run for it Courtfool! I'll take care of this knave. *Punches Kitten off the eagle*
"The offspring will be soooooooooooooooo cute, don't ya think?"Pittens?
Koodles?
koodles and pittens yes, I'll take 3 dozen
RIGHT. I can see all sorts of heretical acts against nature and The Lord Jeeze Whiz are being perpetrated in this cult thread. You will all report to the nearest Church and Munch™ franchise chapel for our special Inquisition and Double Bacon Explosion Thursday™!
That is all.
RIGHT. I can see all sorts of heretical acts against nature and The Lord Jeeze Whiz are being perpetrated in this cult thread. You will all report to the nearest Church and Munch™ franchise chapel for our special Inquisition and Double Bacon Explosion Thursday™!
That is all.
Bleh. That sounds awful. And think what it would do to my figure. <shudder> No, I'll just stay here and have some of that spiced rum, please and thank you.
Spiced rum? Why only Cathars and pizza deliverers drink spiced rum! Try some Church and Munch™ Carmel Carbonated Holy Water!™ Made from the holy spring of Quabbin, with a sacred zing of caramel sugar! The secret's in the transubstination!
*looks at proffered carbonated holy water, grins*
Thanks, I think I will.
*mixes rum with caramel carbonated holy water*
mmmmm, delicious.
inhales horrified
SACRILEGE! That was no mere soda pop you polluted with your vile fermented sugar cane! That was the blood of our Lord Jeeze Whiz!
Looks around for his Swiss Cheese Guards
Eep. A little help over here? Turns out the MegaPope has no sense of humor. Or appreciation for a good cocktail.
Eep. A little help over here? Turns out the MegaPope has no sense of humor. Or appreciation for a good cocktail.
You called ma'am?
Eep. A little help over here? Turns out the MegaPope has no sense of humor. Or appreciation for a good cocktail.You called ma'am?
Oh, thank goodness. Look, I don't really have any combat abilities, and err, I was wondering if you could hold off the MegaPope's guards for a bit while I get away? It really is a delicious cocktail. Want some? I made a whole pitcher.
Frat Jack, do you mind if I decapitate some of those guards? I am rather hungry, the Crimson Jester is starting to get stale.
One moment, Crimson Jester is back at the Frog Pond.
Frat Jack, do you mind if I decapitate some of those guards? I am rather hungry, the Crimson Jester is starting to get stale.
One moment, Crimson Jester is back at the Frog Pond.
Be my guest VTPJ!
*guards lynora from the Megapope's toadies*
This thread needs three things, Tribbles , strippers and RUM. Lucky, I brought all three
This thread needs three things, Tribbles , strippers and RUM. Lucky, I brought all three
I hope those are FEMALE stripers...
*drinks the rum and eats the tribbles*
*comes in and notices the strippers* Hey, I think I'm going to like it here. Hand me some of that rum, FJ.
*comes in and notices the strippers* Hey, I think I'm going to like it here. Hand me some of that rum, FJ.
here you go JRHM. We have a knack to pick the right threads, don't we?
*changes a couple hundreds for singles*
Yes I tend to like the females more myself....as I have heard Frat jack isn't picky long as it's naked
Do try the dipping sauce it's yummy
SAC. RIL. EGE!
Look at you all. Eating unclean non soy-enhanced meats, ogling young women when they should be modestly dressed in franchise polyester uniforms, drinking transubstantiated Rum and Holy Waters!
AUUUUUGH!
That's it. I'm calling in my MechaCrusader Division from Golgotha III and tacnuking the Trader Joe out of this place!
Retreats to a corner and surrounds himself with burly scowling cyborgs sporting blasters and medieval pikes. Jabbers loudly into a communicator
Yikes. I'm heading back to the Frog Pond. It's safer there. Too bad. This was such a nice cult. Thanks for the help getting away, Jacks. Much obliged.
SAC. RIL. EGE!
Look at you all. Eating unclean non soy-enhanced meats, ogling young women when they should be modestly dressed in franchise polyester uniforms, drinking transubstantiated Rum and Holy Waters!
AUUUUUGH!
That's it. I'm calling in my MechaCrusader Division from Golgotha III and tacnuking the Trader Joe out of this place!
Retreats to a corner and surrounds himself with burly scowling cyborgs sporting blasters and medieval pikes. Jabbers loudly into a communicator
That's it. I do not tolerate thread invasion. Greater Fireball!
*Blasts cyborgs and Megapope*Leave or be annihilated. You have no place here.
The kobold's fireball glances off the Swiss Cheese Guards' force shields
Ehh? What's this? A reptiloid? Obviously a McManichean or some such heathen. Tell me yapping one why I should leave? I see a franchise opportunity here ... once the heathens are converted of course.
The kobold's fireball glances off the Swiss Cheese Guards' force shields
Ehh? What's this? A reptiloid? Obviously a McManichean or some such heathen. Tell me yapping one why I should leave? I see a franchise opportunity here ... once the heathens are converted of course.
Because, Borg-wannabe, many have tried and failed to assimilate this cult, or the frog cult, etc, etc...you're just another idiot for me to annihilate.
Dispel Magic!And now...
*Blasts fool with lightning*
The kobold's Dispel Magic fails since the Swiss Cheese Guards' force shields are scientifically based. His lightning bounces off the force shields, striking Sunny Godhead square in the smilies
Hrmf. I am not 'assimilating' anything. If anything I was simply concerned as a shepherd of souls about the fate of these poor heathens. If anyone is causing damage it would be you with your flashy displays of violence. I am simply trying to help these poor misguided tofu eaters see the error of their ways. That and whip up some enthusiasm for our new Church and Munch™ menu item, the Double Bacon Explosion!™ (now with more nitrates!)
Yes I tend to like the females more myself....as I have heard Frat jack isn't picky long as it's naked
Do try the dipping sauce it's yummy
It tastes like sunshine dust...
The kobold's Dispel Magic fails since the Swiss Cheese Guards' force shields are scientifically based. His lightning bounces off the force shields, striking Sunny Godhead square in the smilies
Hrmf. I am not 'assimilating' anything. If anything I was simply concerned as a shepherd of souls about the fate of these poor heathens. If anyone is causing damage it would be you with your flashy displays of violence. I am simply trying to help these poor misguided tofu eaters see the error of their ways. That and whip up some enthusiasm for our new Church and Munch™ menu item, the Double Bacon Explosion!™ (now with more nitrates!)
Sunny is gone at the moment. It could not hit her.
And it is not your place to decide what is best for other cults. You'll be interested to know that as an outsider, you are significantly weaker in this thread than you would be normally. However, I, as a protector of the boards, suffer no penalties.Also, greater delayed blast fireball.
*Shoots bead over shields and into middle of group*
Detonate.
*BOOM*
The bead bounces off the hemispherical force shields and detonates among several nice pieces of sculpture, causing quite a mess.
Really. Is this any way to act? I have not offered you any violence, but keep this up and I will be forced to sic my Swiss Cheese Guards on you.
Looks at the statue of Sunny Godhead the previous lightning bolt struck at the centerpoint
Tsk. It was such a nice statue for a heathenish idol too. I was thinking of taking it back to my corporate headquarters on New Vatican.
The bead bounces off the hemispherical force shields and detonates among several nice pieces of sculpture, causing quite a mess.
Really. Is this any way to act? I have not offered you any violence, but keep this up and I will be forced to sic my Swiss Cheese Guards on you.
Looks at the statue of Sunny Godhead the previous lightning bolt struck at the centerpoint
Tsk. It was such a nice statue for a heathenish idol too. I was thinking of taking it back to my corporate headquarters on New Vatican.
You have offered me no violence, but you attempted to harm the creator of this thread. Now, I recently created a spell that I've been itching to try out, called Conductive Chain Lightning. It will conduct through ANYTHING, so if I were to hit one of your servants' shields, even a force shield would conduct the electricity to the wielder, and the chain effect would cause it to go to the next guard, and so on until all of your servants are dead, and you, too. Not to mention the fact that the sheer energy would be enough to overcharge your shields into oblivion.
Now, leave this thread alone, NOW.
The porcine pontiff chuckles
Little one. You seem very confident that your energy blasts can pierce my minion's force shields. Nothing has yet to do so, including a cobalt bomb some little heathen set off during my last processional. You can try, but I fear your 'spell' will have little effect.
SAC. RIL. EGE!
Look at you all. Eating unclean non soy-enhanced meats, ogling young women when they should be modestly dressed in franchise polyester uniforms, drinking transubstantiated Rum and Holy Waters!
AUUUUUGH!
That's it. I'm calling in my MechaCrusader Division from Golgotha III and tacnuking the Trader Joe out of this place!
Retreats to a corner and surrounds himself with burly scowling cyborgs sporting blasters and medieval pikes. Jabbers loudly into a communicator
Gee, and people think the Jacks are nuts.
The porcine pontiff chuckles
Little one. You seem very confident that your energy blasts can pierce my minion's force shields. Nothing has yet to do so, including a cobalt bomb some little heathen set off during my last processional. You can try, but I fear your 'spell' will have little effect.
Perhaps, but here your force shields are extremely weak. Leave this cult alone, or pay the price.
Murmurs to his minions inaudibly
We are reading full power, so I am not sure how you can say the force shields are weak, but as you will.
Begins talking once again into his communicator. A Swiss Cheese Guard brings a tray with a large sliced sausage log covered in melted cheese for his lunch.
MMMMM... Double Bacon Explosion with cheese ....
Got any SunnyD? They've been bottling sunshine since 1964!
Big Stevie smiles widely
My friend we may not have SunnyD, but we do serve Church and Munch™ Novasplosion™ carbonated orange-flavored Holy Water™! With real orange flavor-flavoring you'll feel like the sun has exploded on your tongue!
Murmurs to his minions inaudibly
We are reading full power, so I am not sure how you can say the force shields are weak, but as you will.
Begins talking once again into his communicator. A Swiss Cheese Guard brings a tray with a large sliced sausage log covered in melted cheese for his lunch.
MMMMM... Double Bacon Explosion with cheese ....
Well, yes, that's because you aren't technically 'weakened', what you have now identifies as 'full power', the potential for power was just lowered. That's because you don't belong in this thread.
Also, while you were arguing, I added the 'Anti Godmodder' template to my spell.Anti-Godmodding Conducting Chain Lightning!
*Fries Megapope and his guards to a crisp*
Fight godmodding with godmodding, is what I always say.
The smoke clears and Big Stevie is left frowning, tapping his foot, surrounded by scowling Swiss Cheese Guards.
I tire of this charade lizard. I am trying to enjoy my lunch here. I have been evangelizing this thread since its inception, so I would ask you to find another pontiff to bother.
turns back to his Double Bacon Explosion. Much munching ensues.
The smoke clears and Big Stevie is left frowning, tapping his foot, surrounded by scowling Swiss Cheese Guards.
I tire of this charade lizard. I am trying to enjoy my lunch here. I have been evangelizing this thread since its inception, so I would ask you to find another pontiff to bother.
turns back to his Double Bacon Explosion. Much munching ensues.
Perhaps, but you have gone to far here. First of all, god-modding gets kind of annoying after a while, even in Paizonia. For another, you have actually chased the Thread Creator away. This was bad enough when the Borg did it to the frogs, but you are only one guy, you shouldn't be invincible. |:(
Actually my excitable reptilian friend, I believe the thread creator was a bird of cerulean hue, not the charming Lynora. She merely decided to leave after profaning some of my holy water with rum (a wise descision).
SAC. RIL. EGE!
Look at you all. Eating unclean non soy-enhanced meats, ogling young women when they should be modestly dressed in franchise polyester uniforms, drinking transubstantiated Rum and Holy Waters!
AUUUUUGH!
That's it. I'm calling in my MechaCrusader Division from Golgotha III and tacnuking the Trader Joe out of this place!
Retreats to a corner and surrounds himself with burly scowling cyborgs sporting blasters and medieval pikes. Jabbers loudly into a communicator
Ahem.
That is deliberately attacking an inhabitant. If you would be so kind as to either depart, or at least cease threatening her and withdraw your troops, it would be most appreciated.Not to mention that I have a Dispeller, which is a magic-technology hybrid which magically forces any group which does not belong in a thread, plane, or planet to depart immediately. I'm not sure if it works, but the chance that it will with some unpleasant side-effect is great enough to give you a good reason to cease threatening members of this thread.
Big Stevie chuckles
And who would be godmodding now, little lizard? I assume you pulled this mysterious Dispeller out of your beltpouch? And voila!
Pulls an Anti-Dispeller Field Generator from his voluminous cloak.
I have this now.
Turns on field and resumes his lunch
Not to mention if attacking an inhabitant is grounds for leaving a thread ...
stares pointedly at the small lizard.