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*Runs in stark naked*
YAAA!!! NEED MORE COFFEE!!!


Runs alone side Cousin Joe, pouring coffee into his mouth as he does so from a french press.
Master Joe, Sir, aren't you supposed to still be in the basement, undergoing Jack-conversion? Why aren't you Joe-Jack yet?


Adj. Reginald, aide-de-camp wrote:

Runs alone side Cousin Joe, pouring coffee into his mouth as he does so from a french press.

Master Joe, Sir, aren't you supposed to still be in the basement, undergoing Jack-conversion? Why aren't you Joe-Jack yet?

YAAAAA!!!!!! COFFEECOFFEECOFFEE!!!!! MAKE FUNNY SOUND!!!


*notices Cousin Joe running naked* * spits beer out due to shock* Reggie, get him back to the basement and for God sakes get some clothes on him!


I saw that!

*Taps Foot*


Sunny Godhead wrote:

The Day's Commandment

Commandment Eight: Wardrobe and absent bikini tops are acceptable, er, rather preferred in the presence of the Sunny Godhead.

*grumbles* It's getting harder and harder to be the priestess of this cult. The vestments keep shrinking.

*sidles up to JH and smiles winningly*
So if I join the Jacks, do I get to keep my top on?


Wrestles Cousin Joe down, regretting much that he had filled him up with coffee, and carries him back to the Jacks' basement.


lynora wrote:
Sunny Godhead wrote:

The Day's Commandment

Commandment Eight: Wardrobe and absent bikini tops are acceptable, er, rather preferred in the presence of the Sunny Godhead.

*grumbles* It's getting harder and harder to be the priestess of this cult. The vestments keep shrinking.

*sidles up to JH and smiles winningly*
So if I join the Jacks, do I get to keep my top on?

JH discovers that he is able to blush afterall. Torn between two goals he is unable to form a coherent thought

errrr...ahhhh....


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora wrote:
Sunny Godhead wrote:

The Day's Commandment

Commandment Eight: Wardrobe and absent bikini tops are acceptable, er, rather preferred in the presence of the Sunny Godhead.

*grumbles* It's getting harder and harder to be the priestess of this cult. The vestments keep shrinking.

*sidles up to JH and smiles winningly*
So if I join the Jacks, do I get to keep my top on?

JH discovers that he is able to blush afterall. Torn between two goals he is unable to form a coherent thought

errrr...ahhhh....

Are you blushing? Oh, I didn't mean to embarrass you. I can always just go back to the frog pond if this is going to be a problem...

Liberty's Edge

Sure you can keep your top on.

whispers the JH

Spoiler:
This would be a perfect time to try out Frat Jack's new x-ray vision upgrades.


Cultist of Jack wrote:

Sure you can keep your top on.

whispers the JH** spoiler omitted **

Great! Sign me up then. Er, do I have to change my name? I rather like my name as it is.


lynora wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora wrote:
Sunny Godhead wrote:

The Day's Commandment

Commandment Eight: Wardrobe and absent bikini tops are acceptable, er, rather preferred in the presence of the Sunny Godhead.

*grumbles* It's getting harder and harder to be the priestess of this cult. The vestments keep shrinking.

*sidles up to JH and smiles winningly*
So if I join the Jacks, do I get to keep my top on?

JH discovers that he is able to blush afterall. Torn between two goals he is unable to form a coherent thought

errrr...ahhhh....

Are you blushing? Oh, I didn't mean to embarrass you. I can always just go back to the frog pond if this is going to be a problem...

Not blushing... It must be a lingering effect of my injury...

If you join the Jacks we would let you dress as you wish, and drink as much as you wish. You would hear tales of adventure from Panama Jack the likes of which few could best. Our own Hungry Jack is regarded one of the best chefs of the land. And if you eat too much you need not worry, for we Jacks have an active lifestyle.

And we suffer far fewer intrusions than the Frog Pond. As a Jack you would never fear being alone.

Most of all your presence and your healing skills would be of great benefit to the Cult.

EDIT: Ninja'd. Welcome. Perhaps Lynora-Jill? Or perhaps Callous Jack can approve it as a nom-de-guerre.


Cultist of Jack wrote:

Sure you can keep your top on.

whispers the JH** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
Break out the upgrades boys!

Jack Hammer wrote:


Not blushing... It must be a lingering effect of my injury...

If you join the Jacks we would let you dress as you wish, and drink as much as you wish. You would hear tales of adventure from Panama Jack the likes of which few could best. Our own Hungry Jack is regarded one of the best chefs of the land. And if you eat too much you need not worry, for we Jacks have an active lifestyle.

And we suffer far fewer intrusions than the Frog Pond. As a Jack you would never fear being alone.

Most of all your presence and your healing skills would be of great benefit to the Cult.

EDIT: Ninja'd. Welcome. Perhaps Lynora-Jill? Or perhaps Callous Jack can approve it as a nom-de-guerre.

I think I could live with lynora-Jill. Is there anything else I need to know about joining the Jacks?

The Exchange

Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora wrote:
Sunny Godhead wrote:

The Day's Commandment

Commandment Eight: Wardrobe and absent bikini tops are acceptable, er, rather preferred in the presence of the Sunny Godhead.

*grumbles* It's getting harder and harder to be the priestess of this cult. The vestments keep shrinking.

*sidles up to JH and smiles winningly*
So if I join the Jacks, do I get to keep my top on?

JH discovers that he is able to blush afterall. Torn between two goals he is unable to form a coherent thought

errrr...ahhhh....

Are you blushing? Oh, I didn't mean to embarrass you. I can always just go back to the frog pond if this is going to be a problem...

Not blushing... It must be a lingering effect of my injury...

If you join the Jacks we would let you dress as you wish, and drink as much as you wish. You would hear tales of adventure from Panama Jack the likes of which few could best. Our own Hungry Jack is regarded one of the best chefs of the land. And if you eat too much you need not worry, for we Jacks have an active lifestyle.

And we suffer far fewer intrusions than the Frog Pond. As a Jack you would never fear being alone.

Most of all your presence and your healing skills would be of great benefit to the Cult.

EDIT: Ninja'd. Welcome. Perhaps Lynora-Jill? Or perhaps Callous Jack can approve it as a nom-de-guerre.

Some of us have never changed our name and get along just fine as members of the Jacks.

Silver Crusade

Yes, there are so few ladies that the boys don't really care what you call yourself.


Oh, I don't mind really as long as I get to keep my own name as part of it. I guess I should head over to the clubhouse. *looks nervous* Is there anything there I should know about first?

The Exchange

Just beware of the gorilla. The cat is mostly harmless. Oh and the neighbors poodles like to run over and leave little presents, but the Borg do a good job of keeping it clean otherwise. Just stay away from Frat Jack when he's drinking, which is all the time. He has an aura of beer cans that follows him everywhere.


Thanks for the advice.
*picks up her beachbag and her cooler full of drinks and heads out with a wave*


lynora-Jill wrote:
Oh, I don't mind really as long as I get to keep my own name as part of it. I guess I should head over to the clubhouse. *looks nervous* Is there anything there I should know about first?

Friday night is wrestling. We have plenty of oil.


Angel of Violence wrote:
Just beware of the gorilla. The cat is mostly harmless. Oh and the neighbors poodles like to run over and leave little presents, but the Borg do a good job of keeping it clean otherwise. Just stay away from Frat Jack when he's drinking, which is all the time. He has an aura of beer cans that follows him everywhere.

Wait, what cat?


Me. Rowwww


The cat doesn't use our carpets for the bathroom either, unlike the poodles.


*Hovers in the sky and shines upon the land*

The Exchange

~walks in and places shades on his eyes

"Wow, it is just way to bright in here! Hey Sunny G catch."
Throws a crystal in the air and Vanishes in a Puff of smoke.


Crimson Jester wrote:

~walks in and places shades on his eyes

"Wow, it is just way to bright in here! Hey Sunny G catch."
Throws a crystal in the air and Vanishes in a Puff of smoke.

Careful with that crystal. It may be dangerous.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

~walks in and places shades on his eyes

"Wow, it is just way to bright in here! Hey Sunny G catch."
Throws a crystal in the air and Vanishes in a Puff of smoke.

Careful with that crystal. It may be dangerous.

Nay, it protects you all. Keep it safe!


heh oh them crystal,....they made nice necklesses

The Exchange

crystal glows bright blue

The Exchange

Hey I have a crystal like that at home. I keep it right next to the Death Rattle. It's crazy the kind of things newborn gods will play with.


Angel of Violence wrote:
Hey I have a crystal like that at home. I keep it right next to the Death Rattle. It's crazy the kind of things newborn gods will play with.

Death Rattle?

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