Hop Hop Hop...
Species 269 has now been assimilated
Their biological and technological distinctiveness has been added to our on
Report to the paizomatrix or duty
Resistance was futile
Hop Hop Hop...
Hey, look! One of the frogs befriended the Matrixes! Good for them!
The toaster was recycled as it was IrrelevantYou bastard, where's my english Muffin! Gimme that!
The "English Muffin" you speak of was rendered into nutrients and was assimlated . . . and delicious.
Mmm... a gnoll and a goblin getting their hairy butts kicked by a frog? good idea!
*stops drawing poodles and startds drawing kick-@$$ frogs*
Mmm... a gnoll and a goblin getting their hairy butts kicked by a frog? good idea!
*stops drawing poodles and startds drawing kick-@$$ frogs*
We must see this picture. We must see pictures...of ALL the Paizonians fighting...HOLD HIM DOWN! WE MUST GET THOSE PICTURES!!!
We must see this picture. We must see pictures...of ALL the Paizonians fighting...HOLD HIM DOWN! WE MUST GET THOSE PICTURES!!!Mmm... a gnoll and a goblin getting their hairy butts kicked by a frog? good idea!
*stops drawing poodles and startds drawing kick-@$$ frogs*
Back off lil' cousin he isn't done yet!!
We wouldn't want an accident now would we?
If you insist on fighting we should at least have appropriate music.
*Holds bazooka aimed at Butterfrog to make sure he draws pictures*
*Holds bazooka aimed at Butterfrog to make sure he draws pictures*
Your bazooka will have little effect if I destroy it!
Ha and that is why you never show you opponnet what you are planning to do.
I guess this will have to end in bloodshed....
You frogs and kobolds play nice.
*Draws Cleaver*
Die, winged lizard!*Charges*
*yap*
Kobold vs. dragon. Gee, I wonder who's going to win that fight. Nice knowing ya Kobold Cleaver.
Kobold vs. dragon. Gee, I wonder who's going to win that fight. Nice knowing ya Kobold Cleaver.
*Casts lightning bolt*
*we all win.*
*we all win.*
*Glares at Beaver Cleaver and leaves it to him*
*Goes to fight dragon**Channels lightning through Cleaver into dragon*
Kobold vs. dragon. Gee, I wonder who's going to win that fight. Nice knowing ya Kobold Cleaver.*Casts lightning bolt*
Ow! What was that for?
The collective brought popcorn
Ow! What was that for?Kobold vs. dragon. Gee, I wonder who's going to win that fight. Nice knowing ya Kobold Cleaver.*Casts lightning bolt*
For one thing, that dragon made me watch a very long video.
For another, he destroyed my bazooka. And why are you saying ow? I didn't attack you.
Ow! What was that for?Kobold vs. dragon. Gee, I wonder who's going to win that fight. Nice knowing ya Kobold Cleaver.*Casts lightning bolt*For one thing, that dragon made me watch a very long video.
For another, he destroyed my bazooka. And why are you saying ow? I didn't attack you.
It came close. I got a little charge. Watch your aim please.
Where is that damn dragon? *Channels more energy, this time cold, from Cleaver to make a shield*
Be sure to beat that yappy dog first.
Where is that damn dragon? *Channels more energy, this time cold, from Cleaver to make a shield*
I went to get a bard.
*bard starts to sing*
Time to fly!
Now it's time lil' one let's do this!. TO THE PAIN!!!!
*casts Astral Claw and slices through KC's shield, ripping his soul*
Even using ice and lighting won't be enough to stop spirit attacks....
*dissappears from view*
Where is that damn dragon? *Channels more energy, this time cold, from Cleaver to make a shield*I went to get a bard.
*bard starts to sing*
Time to fly!
Now it's time lil' one let's do this!. TO THE PAIN!!!!*casts Astral Claw and slices through KC's shield, ripping his soul*
Even using ice and lighting won't be enough to stop spirit attacks....
*dissappears from view*
I'm afraid that my soul is far away, dragon! Ha ha!
However, I don't believe taht I'm quite familiar with that phrase....Oh well. To victory!!! *Slices with Cleaver Of Soul Rending*
Where is that damn dragon? *Channels more energy, this time cold, from Cleaver to make a shield*I went to get a bard.
*bard starts to sing*
Time to fly!
Now it's time lil' one let's do this!. TO THE PAIN!!!!*casts Astral Claw and slices through KC's shield, ripping his soul*
Even using ice and lighting won't be enough to stop spirit attacks....
*dissappears from view*
I'm afraid that my soul is far away, dragon! Ha ha!
However, I don't believe taht I'm quite familiar with that phrase....
Oh well. To victory!!! *Slices with Cleaver Of Soul Rending*
And here's some Better Music!
Curses, he's escaped! Get back here, you stinking scaled maggot!
I guess this is what started the Kovold vs Silver Drangon thread....hehehe
Hands Species 269 the popcorn
Hehe, behind you...
*backhands KC sending him through the air and causing him to lose his grip on his cleaver*
You really should have just been calm and let the frog finish his drawing, but no you had to threaten him. Now I'm angry...
*takes to the air and turns to blast KC with flame*
Hehe, behind you...
*backhands KC sending him through the air and causing him to lose his grip on his cleaver*You really should have just been calm and let the frog finish his drawing, but no you had to threaten him. Now I'm angry...
*takes to the air and turns to blast KC with flame*
Bye,KC. Nice knowing ya.
He hasn't posted lately, maybe KC has finally fried....
*Eats popcorn and watches the dragon vs the kobold*
Ill trade you some soda pop for some popcorn.=]
Nah, Kobold Cleaver's survived worse than that. In fact, given his usual combat tactics, and the chances of my failing a Reflex save...
Oh no
You know what, I just realized I left my house on fire. I have to go.
*Exit, stage right*
Nah, Kobold Cleaver's survived worse than that.
I've failed worse than that, too.
But Dragonborn, I back down. I'm too busy with other affairs, such as making my familiar's death look like an accident, to pay attention to you. I hope you had fun killing my illusion.
Oh I did... and I know what your magic feels like now....
*Eats popcorn and watches the dragon vs the kobold*
Aren't you supposed to be drawing something?
*glares at butterfrog*
Hops back in from the road.
I is back from my walkabout. Every place I see gots those robot thingies. I guess me stay and ignore them like yappy lizard say.
Hops back in from the road.
I is back from my walkabout. Every place I see gots those robot thingies. I guess me stay and ignore them like yappy lizard say.
That's probably best. Besides, we've already corrupted at least one of their drones with individuality. It's only a matter of time before we get more. If you can't beat 'em, get them to join you. ;)
Did anyone 'sides me enter RPG Superstar?
I'm still mad my Lily Pad of Flying entry got poo pooed last year.
A shame.
And it was such a nice little pond, too....