"Hey! Did somebody say we were flawed?"
The enormous skunk comes into view. It is the size of the factory. It unleashes its fury on the Borg. The immunization, designed for Conepatus Mesoleucus spray, is no match for Enormis Mephitidae (enormous skunk). The machines struggle to keep from overloading in their attempt to immunize the Borg.
The collective finds the lose of drones Irrelevant and simply irradiates the area
The collective analyzes the new data
The collective adapts
The collective decides the glowing hide might make nice boots
The collective harvests the skin and makes boots
Resistance Is Futile
Awww ...Who's a good puppy! You are! Yes you widdle poodle you!
Motions to Butterfrog
Hay brother! Come an' play with the cute puppy!
Alright!
*Tosses squeaky toy dangerously close to the huge gabage dosposal*
The collective finds the lose of drones Irrelevant and simply irradiates the area
The collective analyzes the new data
The collective adapts
The collective decides the glowing hide might make nice boots
The collective harvests the skin and makes boots
Resistance Is Futile
The skunk stomps on any Borg within reach.
The collective nuke's it from obit.
Only way to be sure
Resistance Is Futile
The collective nuke's it from obit.
Only way to be sure
Resistance Is Futile
The skunk looks quizzically at the grammatically challenged robots as they attempt to fire a nuke from an obituary.
The collective activates the system rings
Power out put at 100%
Resistance Is Futile
The collective has had a rough week
The collective also has a new rule about coffee near the primary circuits
Awww ...Who's a good puppy! You are! Yes you widdle poodle you!
Motions to Butterfrog
Hay brother! Come an' play with the cute puppy!
Alright!
*Licks Butterfrog* YAP!
The collective has had a rough week
The collective also has a new rule about coffee near the primary circuits
*Sip*
Great coffee.
The drones point to the new sign which reads "No coffee outside the visitor area"
The drones point to the new sign which reads "No coffee outside the visitor area"
"Dude, that's lame."
Due to the coffee incident the collective has adapted to the no coffee rule
Do visit the gift shop and thanks for stopping by
Resistance Is Futile
Throws chew toy for CP
Go gettit boy! Go on!
Throws chew toy for CP
Go gettit boy! Go on!
*Chases after toy* YAP! YAP! YAP!
Poodles sure are easy to entertain...
*tosses two squeaky toys*
Poodles sure are easy to entertain...
*tosses two squeaky toys*
We Poodles enjoy the simple things in life. *Chases toys*
The drones align the orbital rings and production does to full power
Ahem....
*clears throat*
Croak!
Ahem....
*clears throat*
Croak!
Hey.
What some pretzels?
Hay brother! I had the strangest thing happen! Dis big guy tried to grab me, but he got my Acme Twin-o-Bot™ instead. I jest got it for me birthday too!
*ribbit*
You say you have pretzels?
Dang hippehs!, oh wait, wrong thread...
And some Fly Dip too.
Help yourself!
Hay brother! I had the strangest thing happen! Dis big guy tried to grab me, but he got my Acme Twin-o-Bot™ instead. I jest got it for me birthday too!
*ribbit*
You say you have pretzels?
Hey, you're alive! *licks margarinefrog* *rolls over to have stomach scratched*
Drones see they have trespassers and move to collect the admission fee
Drones see they have trespassers and move to collect the admission fee
Long time no see!
*pays the 1 pretzel admission fee*
"Stay off the fence and factory grounds. Here is your mask."
Hands out map to cloning and assimilation chambers for species 269
Drones see they have trespassers and move to collect the admission feeLong time no see!
*pays the 1 pretzel admission fee*
Hey, mind loaning me a pretzel? I'm short.
The collective activates all cloning facility's
Species 327 Drones online
Species 1306 has been assimilated
Their Biological,technological and magical uniqueness has been added to our own
Resistance was Futile
Species 1306 drones online
Species 912 has been assimilated
It's biological, technological and magical distinctiveness has been added to our own
Resistance was futile
Species 912 has been assimilated
It's biological, technological and magical distinctiveness has been added to our own
Resistance was futile
101 w3 pw~d 7h47 ~008
Drones watch the dragon laying in the waste pool. Deciding such a flawed creature might Like to lay in raw industrial waste , pay it little mind
It was futile for Species 912
Species 912 is now one with the collective
But the things we found in it's lair were...odd
It was futile for Species 912
Species 912 is now one with the collective
But the things we found in it's lair were...odd
Not that I mind, but is theer a reason you guys went and sacked my "mom's" home?
Mom's home?
That is just...wrong
Stuff we found was worse then after Assimilating Species 327
Not that I mind, but is theer a reason you guys went and sacked my "mom's" home?It was futile for Species 912
Species 912 is now one with the collective
But the things we found in it's lair were...odd
No, that was me. I lost my mashed potatoes, and I just tore the house apart looking for them.
They were behind the radiator.
I have no idea how they got there, but the place is pretty destroyed now.
At this time the structure has been disassembled and recycled
A few objects of Arcane power have been moved for study/disassemble
Most other items have been recycled
New drones will be online within the hour
At this time the structure has been disassembled and recycled
Thank you for giving me something to be thankful for this year. Other than Paizo, of course.
These cyborgs have such probing hands...
"Hands?'
These cyborgs have such probing hands...
That's an egg beater, you old hag. Turn it off before you bruise yourself.
Actually, that would be funny. Leave it on.
These cyborgs have such probing hands...That's an egg beater, you old hag. Turn it off before you bruise yourself.
Actually, that would be funny. Leave it on.
I've done worse to myself with a curling iron and some needle-nose pliers.
TMI!! TMI!!!
I'm finally home!
*Rolls eyes*
Like I care. YAP!
I'm finally home!
Drone's hand out environmental suits
You will need this or implants if you plan on an extended stay