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nah, lets all go to the Jack's party... I heard there are going to be beer balloons!

*packs a partyhat and a whistle and goes to the jacks house*

Happy New Year frogs and guests...and paizo matiz bot'!


*sweps and mops the lilypads for a clean year's beggining*


*GROOOOAKK*


Woa! sorry there saber toad, didn't see you there under the dire lilypad

*puts the lilypad back in place*


The collective returns, clears dust from the reactors , powers them up and starts work on the rest of the star system.


Huh? Too complicated 'bot...

*grabs the hand fan and beats a cool breeze while enjoiyn a fresh lemonade*


Weather control matrix goes online

We are willing to rent you a breeze

Scarab Sages

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Weather control matrix goes online

We are willing to rent you a breeze

Why rent what you can get for free?

Long live the froggies!!!


RioTsunami wrote:
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Weather control matrix goes online

We are willing to rent you a breeze

Why rent what you can get for free?

Long live the froggies!!!

Gah! S/\/\RF!


RioTsunami wrote:
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Weather control matrix goes online

We are willing to rent you a breeze

Why rent what you can get for free?

Long live the froggies!!!

Points to the Weather control matrix. Shuts down oxygen filtration systems. Increasing Co2 production by 1500% Shutting down radiation filters in the planetary shielding

We would be willing to allow you a breeze now
Or we can also supply nice oxygen tanks

Shadow Lodge

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
RioTsunami wrote:
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Weather control matrix goes online

We are willing to rent you a breeze

Why rent what you can get for free?

Long live the froggies!!!

Gah! S/\/\RF!

What? Where?!? Get the lawn mower!!!


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
RioTsunami wrote:
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Weather control matrix goes online

We are willing to rent you a breeze

Why rent what you can get for free?

Long live the froggies!!!

Points to the Weather control matrix. Shuts down oxygen filtration systems. Increasing Co2 production by 1500% Shutting down radiation filters in the planetary shielding

We would be willing to allow you a breeze now
Or we can also supply nice oxygen tanks

*Shimmers into view,permanently reverses the weather machine current function, disappears*


Hops in to the deserted pond. Looks about warily.

Dis pond looks more quiet dan dat other one!

Hops aboard a large green lilypad

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**GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEP**


Was that a rustle in the rushes nearby? All is quiet.
But from a clump of cat tails, wafts the comforting smell of fried corn meal, as two large glass lenses poking out from the vegetation catch the sun, and zoom in and out in the frog's direction. All is still.


**********RRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT**************

*CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROA K**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CR OAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK** CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK **CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CRO AK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**C ROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK* *CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROA K**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CR OAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK** CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK **CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK**CROAK*

**GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEP**


Rustles through Froghemoth's Guide to Frogs & Toads.
California Red-Legged Frog?
Coastal Tailed Frog?
Mexican Dumpy Frog?
Mexican Leaf Frog?
Oregon Spotted Frog?
Rio Grande Leopard Frog?


Sees the perfection of the area being disrupted and Increases CO2 out put by 1500%, restarts the weather satellites and increasing to atmospheric temperature 150c. After that The collective activates all 497 drone factory's and drags every Collective classified lifeform to assimilation chambers. Then goes back to working on the system ring from the deconstructed planets


Leaps out of the rushes, grabs the frog, and runs for the other, safer pond, coughing and gasping.


Cyber Dragonborn Froggie wrote:


*Shimmers into view,permanently reverses the weather machine current function, disappears*

The collective would like to point out that as a member of species 269 your technology is part of the collective and there for easily undone.

Resistance Is Futile


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
Cyber Dragonborn Froggie wrote:


*Shimmers into view,permanently reverses the weather machine current function, disappears*

The collective would like to point out that as a member of species 269 your technology is part of the collective and there for easily undone.

Resistance Is Futile

I was disowned so am no longer part of '269'.

And permanent means permanent...


Cyber Dragonborn Froggie wrote:

I was disowned so am no longer part of '269'.
And permanent means permanent...

Disowned or not you were/are 269 there for you technology is our technology

Your attacks on the collective are Irrelevant

You do not belong here

Unless you would like to join the collective

The Exchange

~walks over looks at all the frogs and smiles
sigh contentedly~

Tosses a crystal into the pond

"Hey Tex make sure the froggies don't swallow that ok"

Walks back to the safe house whistling as he goes....


Your actions are Flawed
Object is relocated to research station 2345656477

The Exchange

~comes flying in and makes a big splash in the pond.

Whirr click

7

6


*Suddenly, the ghostly Sending of Kobnold Cleaver's skull appears*
Careful. I think that's a bomb. Or something. Put it in a safe place, all the same. He recently ran into the Safehouse shouting 'It's coming!'


a voice comes on the Wind:
Rawk! Leave the Borg to their fate! Rawk!

The Exchange

whirr click

5

Sinks into the pond

The Exchange

a small puff of air explodes up from the pond......

whirrr click


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Your actions are Flawed

Object is relocated to research station 2345656477

PUT IT BACK!!!! OR YOU ARE IN PERIL!

The Exchange

4


Crimson Jester wrote:
4

*Quickly casts spell, crystal flies back to original position*

Here it comes...

The Exchange

whirrrrr click

3

The Exchange

2

1

pond turns green

~jester drone goes pop


Your statement is flawed this is not area designated pond.
Co2 and thermal regulation are not within parameters for plant based life


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Your statement is flawed this is not area designated pond.

Co2 and thermal regulation are not within parameters for plant based life

It's too late. All you guys can do is hope that KC's boost to the crystals are enough!

*Dives for cover*

The Exchange

crystal glow blue with some mystic energy


No crystal here it has been moved off site for study


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
No crystal here it has been moved off site for study

It was teleported back by the kittens. You will be glad of such.


Teleportion does not work from outside sources within area claimed by the collective


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
Teleportion does not work from outside sources within area claimed by the collective

Not teleportation, levitation too.

Dark Archive

WHERE IS HE


Levitation, we shall adapt

Adapting


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
Teleportion does not work from outside sources within area claimed by the collective
Not teleportation, levitation too.

Stop telling those moving buckets how your doing stuff!! They do nothing but steal the ideas because the have no A.I. to think up there own.


The drones see all the trespassers, take note and go back to building the systems ring


Hey guys, please don't break gramma's ceramics... play nice!


Those have been recycled into reactor coolant bricks


Darn... next time I'll get those pottery insurances... gotta talk to Fatey


Taking items of value when you left would have been a less flawed approach


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
Taking items of value when you left would have been a less flawed approach

Nah' they have only sentimental value... I hope after this gramma wills top sending her cra...nice souvenirs to us...


"All who would help, you are needed here.

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