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Perhaps it is the better part of a gentle-man (-robot, or -zombie), in such a case, not to ask? :S

Liberty's Edge

Sir, the theives are planning to steal bolts and make our pants fall down. I have launched a campaign of releasing blue gnomes on their headquarters. Should we continue?


I thought we didn't wore pants...

*Looks down to double check*

Impresive spy network you have there Cultist of the Boss! Cheers to that

*Drinks down a mug of beer with drop of oil*

Liberty's Edge

Well someone once said that the Glory of the boss is intelligence, hence intelligence work. I should add spymaster to my title.

Sovereign Court

Cultist of Jack wrote:
Sir, the theives are planning to steal bolts and make our pants fall down. I have launched a campaign of releasing blue gnomes on their headquarters. Should we continue?

Didn't we kill all of them?

The Exchange

They are like roaches sir. For everyone you see there are millions you don't.


These thieves don't learn, do they?


Hehehe...we are really quick to anger and raise up in arms

*sharpens the pitchforks and oil the torches*

Silver Crusade

I have succeeded in getting the theives to smvrf themselves. Huzzah!


You sure? I saw nuthin'... ;)

Silver Crusade

They change it to try and pretend it did not happen, but it was there.


Apostle of Gygax wrote:
I have succeeded in getting the theives to smvrf themselves. Huzzah!

Good one!


Apostle of Gygax wrote:
They change it to try and pretend it did not happen, but it was there.

Damn thieves! I heard the are cheaters! With double personalities and all!

Cheers to that too!

*Glugglugglugglugglugglugglug...

The Exchange

They are almost as bad as frogs. ;p


Frat Jack wrote:
Apostle of Gygax wrote:
They change it to try and pretend it did not happen, but it was there.

Damn thieves! I heard the are cheaters! With double personalities and all!

Cheers to that too!

*Glugglugglugglugglugglugglug...

Yeah, we wouldn't know anyone like that would we Frat Jack?


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Yeah, we wouldn't know anyone like that would we Frat Jack?

Naaaah! why would you say that JRHM?

*Drinks nervously*

Scarab Sages

Pancake Decorating Ideas

Football Field Waffles

Delight the football fan in your home by starting their game day with a plate of eye-opening gridiron waffles.

Ingredients:

Hungry Jack® Just Add Water Extra Light & Fluffy Pancake Mix
Crisco® No-Stick Cooking Spray
Blueberries
Raspberries
Green Food Coloring
White Icing
Toothpicks
Hungry Jack Syrup
Waffle Iron

Directions:

1. Pre-heat waffle iron.

2. Prepare waffle mix per directions on package.

3. Stir in 4 to 5 drops of food coloring to pancake mixture. Add more drops as needed to achieve green grass color.

4. Add batter to waffle iron and cook thoroughly.

5. Stack two pairs of waffles to create the football field platform.

6. Draw yardage lines across waffles with the white icing.

7. Line up blueberries on one side and raspberries on the other side of the football field.

8. To make the goal posts, use a knife to carefully create a small sliver on four base toothpicks to hold the cross-bar toothpicks.

9. Top with Hungry Jack syrup and serve immediately.

Each Football Field Waffle makes 1 to 2 servings.

The Exchange

Frat Jack wrote:
Apostle of Gygax wrote:
They change it to try and pretend it did not happen, but it was there.

Damn thieves! I heard the are cheaters! With double personalities and all!

Cheers to that too!

*Glugglugglugglugglugglugglug...

Hey!


Angel of Violence wrote:
They are almost as bad as frogs. ;p

Oy!


You have called us


And we have come


You are all flawed,


small and imperfect things.


Embrace the unity of order.


Shed your weakness and chaos.


uhh.... wazzat?


We will strip you of your flawed persona's


Yay! Two more of those and you can start a CanCan

*Cheers for western dancing*


and add your uniqueness to our own.


We will bring unity and order to chaos and confusion


Come and be joined,


added to the oneness of thought,


*Sits to watch CanCan robot dance and sing*


to have one propose ,one mind.


Come and be striped of your flaws,


Hmm... this man seems to be creating a ruckus* in our thread. Would someone care to dispatch of him?

*no, I can't describe the ruckus


let go of your weakness of self.


We will mode you ,


I like my flaws thank you.


we will add your uniqueness to us.


Lower your weapons and give yourself to us.


ala mode?


Come and be named.


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:


Come and be striped

I want to be striped NAKED! Yay!

*Drinks vodka from the bottle*


Join the collective


Nothing wrong with flaws. Malice, shall we? (dispose of him)


Resistance is futile.


Raises his Mark V Blaster

AHHHH .... YES

**ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP**


I remember a familiar story, before I was assimilated into the Jack Cult. It won't happen again, sorry


Blaster's are irrelevant

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