Well...yes...that's more like it...what, what? I say, I do believe I think better with a little something to calm the nerves. {Pulls out bottle of Black Seal rum}. Anyone else up for a Dark and Stormy?
Dark and Stormy recipe
serve in
Collins Glass2 oz Gosling's® Black Seal rum
8 oz ginger beerPour rum over ice, add ginger beer, and stir.
I'll have some. *drinks it* Thanks Panama, that hit the spot.
I find it lifts the spirits...to lift some spirit [chortles under his mustache]. I picked this drink up while in her Majesty's service in Bermuda. [Continues passing out the D&S's]
Our dread lord has given us permission to bust some heads. We will make the frogs and thieves see "blue". Heh, heh, heh. On to the frog and thieves' threads. Cultist of Jack, Panama, and the rest, let's have some fun.
Which thread? They have a new one as well.
Crimson Lords?
Which thread? They have a new one as well.
Crimson Lords?
All of them.
You have sent the French Chef after us. You must be smrfed.
*kicks the frog out of the hangout*
I say, he smvrfed himself! Good show, Jacks!
Pay-backs belong to Jacks, o self-smvrfing frog!
{sprays frog in the eyes with sunblock}
Ha! Yr halluncinogens have little effect on those of us who are already pickled! My mind is coated with rum, and my skin is coated with sunblock! Everyone compliments me on how pink it is!
heLLO fElLoW JaCks! I aM heRE To heLP yOu.
Jack's Right Hand Man has been stabbed in the back over at the thieves' thread!
EDIT: Davi's been assimilated? Or is he a thief in tin clothing?
wHo Is tHIS "dAvI' yOu SpeAk oF? i Am jaCk a NApe.
*Sound of a hairline fracture forming.*
I find it lifts the spirits...to lift some spirit [chortles under his mustache]. I picked this drink up while in her Majesty's service in Bermuda. [Continues passing out the D&S's]
I already like this fellow...glugluglu...
*puts the bat away*
*puts the bat away*
Retrieve your bat and stow your sentiment for later, my good man! For we must Smvrf the Crimson Lords again!
Jack's Right Hand Man has been stabbed in the back over at the thieves' thread!
EDIT: Davi's been assimilated? Or is he a thief in tin clothing?
Not to worry. I'm okay. It'll take more than a knife to take a man of metal down.
Good...it seems there is no coming to terms with those masked commies.
Good...it seems there is no coming to terms with those masked commies.
No there isn't. We must assimilate them.
Glugluglugluglugluglu...aaaahhh...gluglugluglugluglu... To go do what? Let me finish my drinks...
Good...it seems there is no coming to terms with those masked commies.No there isn't. We must assimilate them.
YeS. aLl mUsT Be aSSimIlaTEd.
*Sound of a small crack forming*
Watch out, its a trick!
wHo Is tHIS "dAvI' yOu SpeAk oF? i Am jaCk a NApe.
*Sound of a hairline fracture forming.*
*Jack's Right Hand Man throws Jackanape outside.*
Who are you really Jackanape?
Did JackANape had too much to drink? hic!... or why are you kickich... him...out? hic!...
Did JackANape had too much to drink? hic!... or why are you kickich... him...out? hic!...
Didn't you see a crack forming on him? Will you sober up for a moment?
I say we toss this false Jack out by the Nape of his neck!
I say we toss this false Jack out by the Nape of his neck!
I already did! We don't need any spies around here.
{PJ cleans his monocle, which apparently had gotten all smudged in the comotion, interferring with his already penalized perception check.}
wHo Is tHIS "dAvI' yOu SpeAk oF? i Am jaCk a NApe.
*Sound of a hairline fracture forming.*
*Jack's Right Hand Man throws Jackanape outside.*
Who are you really Jackanape?
*Reappears behind Right Hand Man*
wHo Am i? I aM thE hERo, ThE vIllIaN, tHE fOoL, thE wIse MaN. I Am aLl, i aM nOne. i Am, he he hE hE hE hE
*A face plate falls to the ground.*
*Shattered*
hEy! YoU leAve MY frIeNd AlONe!
*Stabs Right Hand Man in his Central Processor with adamantine dagger.*
Ah, it is so great to speak normally again. Now be a good little robot and stay down this time if you don't want any missing parts, savvy?
Ahem... Oh no! Not him *wink* Uh... gEt hIM!
HA HA! You've got to hand it to these chaps and their new strategems. I say that we just go along with them and accept them as Jacks. If they look like Jacks, and we pretend they're Jacks too, why, what will be the difference? We will have assimilated them without really trying, what, what?
Here's some Dark and Stormies for you two {hands over two newly mixed glasses}.
By Jove, violence again. {PJ drops one glass and whips out his sword cane, doing an erratic yet improbably dextrous dance around the room, blade flicking furiously}.
*burp*
Argh! I'm down! I'm down! Medic! You'll pay for this thief!
Well, that's my cue to leave. Let's just take a souvenir first.
*Grabbing Right Hand Man's faceplate, drops a smoke-bomb and disappears into the cloud of smoke.*
Argh! I'm down! I'm down! Medic! You'll pay for this thief!
*pours salt into wounds* OoPs :)
{PJ quickly mixes a Mojito}
Here, drink this down...all better. We appear to be out of Ginger beer.
ThAnkS! *glug* mMMMmmMmM... GoOd
Argh! I'm down! I'm down! Medic! You'll pay for this thief!*pours salt into wounds* OoPs :)
Don't waste that salt, LumberJack! It's coarse sea salt for tomorrow's margaritas!
hUH? WaS 'aT? yOu WaNt SalT tOo? *throw*
ThAnkS! *glug* mMMMmmMmM... GoOd
No LumberJack, not that! That was my urine sample for the sports committee!
{PJ quickly mixes a Mojito}
Here, drink this down...all better. We appear to be out of Ginger beer.
Thanks PJ, I feel better now. The thieves will pay for this outrage.
uh oh.. ahem... I mean.. *burp*
Good thing all you tin Jacks operate on the Bender principle, otherwise I would be no help to you at all!