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Time for a Hungry Jack® FAQ!
Question: How can I prepare mashed potatoes for my toddler?
Answer: Bring 3 tablespoons milk and 2 tablespoons water just to a boil. Remove from heat. Stir in 3 tablespoons potato flakes. Let stand 30 seconds or until liquid is absorbed. Whip with fork until potatoes are desired consistency. Cool slightly.
I see we have smurfed the theives guild, well done. There seem to be others who challenge our superiority, I think we should move against them soon.
Oy! Not us'ems! We dont wanna be smoifed!
I see we have smurfed the theives guild, well done. There seem to be others who challenge our superiority, I think we should move against them soon.
Yes. We will not stop until all are assimilated into the visage of our dread lord.
Oy! Us'n froggies be stronger den you tink! We gotsa lot o' smoke bombs.. ye
I see we have smurfed the thieves guild, well done. There seem to be others who challenge our superiority, I think we should move against them soon.Yes. We will not stop until all are assimilated into the visage of our dread lord.
Hey, we weren't assimilated into you! We just got tired of cleaning up the smuf corpses so we signed a non-aggression pact.
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
GOOBLE GOBBLE, GOOBLE GOBBLE!
Fellow Jacks!
I just stumbled over from the den of thieves, and they appear to be plotting against us!
To arms!
Hey, we weren't assimilated into you! We just got tired of cleaning up the smuf corpses so we signed a non-aggression pact.I see we have smurfed the thieves guild, well done. There seem to be others who challenge our superiority, I think we should move against them soon.Yes. We will not stop until all are assimilated into the visage of our dread lord.
True. We haven't assimilated you...yet. Continue to make alliances behind our back with the frog cult and you will face our wrath. However, we are the two strongest cults on the board. If we combined our forces, we could bring all others to their knees. Something to think about.
True. We haven't assimilated you...yet. Continue to make alliances behind our back with the frog cult and you will face our wrath. However, we are the two strongest cults on the board. If we combined our forces, we could bring all others to their knees. Something to think about.
{affixes monocle}
Didn't you hear me, ol' bean? I just came from a chance mistep into their lair, and they seem to be gathering even now! I may not know a zombie from a robot, but these thieves were definitely plotting a sortie if not an alliance, and if a man-jack cannot retire to his club to eat, drink, and sleep in peace, why I don't know what's left of civilization!{rushes to his room to retrieve his spare pith helmet and riding crop. When he returns, he readies an oversized spray bottle of SP 50}
True. We haven't assimilated you...yet. Continue to make alliances behind our back with the frog cult and you will face our wrath. However, we are the two strongest cults on the board. If we combined our forces, we could bring all others to their knees. Something to think about.{affixes monocle}
Didn't you hear me, ol' bean? I just came from a chance mistep into their lair, and they seem to be gathering even now! I may not know a zombie from a robot, but these thieves were definitely plotting a sortie if not an alliance, and if a man-jack cannot retire to his club to eat, drink, and sleep in peace, why I don't know what's left of civilization!
{rushes to his room to retrieve his spare pith helmet and riding crop. When he returns, he readies an oversized spray bottle of SP 50}
Now, now, Jack. We said nothing of the sort. Panama probably just been out in the sun too long.
True. We haven't assimilated you...yet. Continue to make alliances behind our back with the frog cult and you will face our wrath. However, we are the two strongest cults on the board. If we combined our forces, we could bring all others to their knees. Something to think about.{affixes monocle}
Didn't you hear me, ol' bean? I just came from a chance mistep into their lair, and they seem to be gathering even now! I may not know a zombie from a robot, but these thieves were definitely plotting a sortie if not an alliance, and if a man-jack cannot retire to his club to eat, drink, and sleep in peace, why I don't know what's left of civilization!
{rushes to his room to retrieve his spare pith helmet and riding crop. When he returns, he readies an oversized spray bottle of SP 50}
Yes, I just heard. I have heard of a growing alliance against us. We must take arms. We will destroy these infidels. Get the the little blue guys ready!
Smurfs! Defend the Jacks!
I say, those little blue chaps are serious...you best begone from our premises!
You better smurfing run!
I say, those little blue chaps are serious...you best begone from our premises!
Alright, we were just going to leave. But first, I have one thing to say. OUR PACT IS OVER YOU DESPOTS!
*Grabs the faceplates off of 2 of the Jacks, then leaps out the window, grinning like a madman*
HAHAHAHAHaHaHaHaHahahahahahaha
Shh... defend them from what!?!?!
We have honored our nonaggression pact with you and you plan treachery behind our backs! You will pay for this thief!
I say, what a most unfriendly fellow! {Sprays Davi in the eyes with SP 50} Put those down, you hooligan!
We need a doorman...who let's these scalliwags in, what what?
I remember in the Officer's Club in Burma, we had a doorman...a gurkha...enormous fellow! Kept out the undesirables.
I say, what a most unfriendly fellow! {Sprays Davi in the eyes with SP 50} Put those down, you hooligan!
*A voice is heard in the distance*
"Hey, the name's "The Masked Rogue", remember that!
By Jove, some of these fellows are quick-change artists! I know I sprayed whatever masked thief that was!
Where are all the other Jacks? Sleeping off their feasting?
Why did you step in front of the other one? Oh well, as you said, back-stabbers and such--occupational hazard! {Hands thief a handkerchief.} Never let my enemy say I am not an officer and a gentleman.
*takes hanky* thanks. ow.. what's in that spray bottle?
SP 50...jolly strong sun block...a little side business of mine...I seem to have lost my tanning oil somewhere.
Cheerio!
Hrmph! The joke's on him...those were the mislabeled bottles of SP5!
Are we even allowed to speak at our own place? I see more pinky faces than hansome tin chins! What the heck is going on here!! Away with you softy losers!
*Grabs a solid wood baseball bat*
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Are we even allowed to speak at our own place? I see more pinky faces than hansome tin chins! What the heck is going on here!! Away with you softy losers!
*Grabs a solid wood baseball bat*
Just because we are skin jobs, doesn't mean our souls aren't just as metal as yours. It's just easier to get close to John Conners if we look this way.
Dread lord, we are surrounded by our enemies. Should we push for peace or should we destroy them? We await your orders.
Just because we are skin jobs, doesn't mean our souls aren't just as metal as yours. It's just easier to get close to John Conners if we look this way.
You are spared Pink chick, you re all wraped up in chains anyway. And the boss passed a memo ordering to stop the murder attempts on yo so do not fear
*walks towards the other pinky softies grasping the baseball bat with both hands*
Just because we are skin jobs, doesn't mean our souls aren't just as metal as yours. It's just easier to get close to John Conners if we look this way.You are spared Pink chick, you re all wraped up in chains anyway. And the boss passed a memo ordering to stop the murder attempts on yo so do not fear
*walks towards the other pinky softies grasping the baseball bat with both hands*
Calm down Frat Jack. We do not war with our own, even if they our pink-skinned.
Begin culling the resistance, summon the sm*rfs, poodles, and yes, even the kobolds.
Some of the poodles have turned on us as well. I will try to talk to them.
This is the thanks I get for being one of two Jacks to defend the place against those invasive rapscallions while every body else was AWOL!?
Does this pinky fellow count as one of us? He has Jack on his name...
*Readies the bat awaiting for membeship confirmation*
This is the thanks I get for being one of two Jacks to defend the place against those invasive rapscallions while every body else was AWOL!?
Calm down Panama. We appreciate all of your efforts, especially what you did to the Thief. We must keep a clear head and stick together. War is ahead.
Does this pinky fellow count as one of us? He has Jack on his name...
*Readies the bat awaiting for membeship confirmation*
Yes, he's one of us. You'll have plenty of heads to bash later on. Save your energy.
Well...yes...that's more like it...what, what? I say, I do believe I think better with a little something to calm the nerves. {Pulls out bottle of Black Seal rum}. Anyone else up for a Dark and Stormy?
Dark and Stormy recipe
serve in
Collins Glass
2 oz Gosling's® Black Seal rum
8 oz ginger beer
Pour rum over ice, add ginger beer, and stir.