Try some delicious Hungry Jack® products tonight. That way, your family will smile and thank you instead of maiming you in your sleep.
Even more delicious with butter!
Try some delicious Hungry Jack® products tonight. That way, your family will smile and thank you instead of maiming you in your sleep.Even more delicious with butter!
Hey, Butter Patrick, do you come in a garlic favor?
Hey, Butter Patrick, do you come in a garlic favor?Try some delicious Hungry Jack® products tonight. That way, your family will smile and thank you instead of maiming you in your sleep.Even more delicious with butter!
You bet! Garlic, cinnamon, saffron, whatever happens to be on the floor when I get dropped...
<a small object comes flying into the thread>
Yipe!
Yipe!
Yipe!
Yipe!
<lands with a thump>
YIPE!
Dang that Jack's Right Hand Man! Punted me square into another thread ... where am I anyhow?
<notices the Jacks and piddles>
Oh crap ...
<a small object comes flying into the thread>
Yipe!
Yipe!
Yipe!
Yipe!<lands with a thump>
YIPE!Dang that Jack's Right Hand Man! Punted me square into another thread ... where am I anyhow?
<notices the Jacks and piddles>
Oh crap ...
Hime thank yua mene "Ho poodle."
Rons awhey.
Eeew! Why is there pee on the floor?
Who is in the mood for some delicious Hungry Jack® pancakes?
Ummm ... that ain't syrup ...
<piddles again>
Who is in the mood for some delicious Hungry Jack® pancakes?Ummm ... that ain't syrup ...
<piddles again>
Eeew! Bad dog! Where's Poodle Jack? Get him boy! Chase him out of here before he makes another mess!
Eeew! Bad dog! Where's Poodle Jack? Get him boy! Chase him out of here before he makes another mess!
GRRR!
You heard the lady you ..you ... micturator!
YAP!
Engages attack sequence
Man, all my old pals got shoved off. What a bummer ...
Goes to watch TV with big bowl of Big Dig ice cream.
Time for another Hungry Jack® FAQ!
Question: Why do my waffles have a tough texture?
Answer: To help contain all the piddle.
<piddles, dodges Poodle Jack and runs off to chew on furniture and hump pillows>
PJ, why would you attack one of your own kind ... oh wait ... never mind ...
<scampers off from the hybrid critter>
Eeew! Bad dog! Where's Poodle Jack? Get him boy! Chase him out of here before he makes another mess!
GRRR!
You heard the lady you ..you ... micturator!
YAP!
Engages attack sequence
Hey, there are two poodles now! This can only be one thing: Poodle Jack is breeding!
There's nothing for it. I'll have to kill her before it's too late! *resigned sigh**Kicks*
Hey, there are two poodles now! This can only be one thing: Poodle Jack is breeding!
There's nothing for it. I'll have to kill her before it's too late! *resigned sigh*
*Kicks*
*Bites Jackskunk, throws him in to pile of empty beer cans.*
Now, now, play nice or get hurt.
Hey, there are two poodles now! This can only be one thing: Poodle Jack is breeding!
There's nothing for it. I'll have to kill her before it's too late! *resigned sigh*
*Kicks*
That's HIM, and I can't breed. Fixed dontcha know. If I was a her I'd be a Poodle JILL!
Walks back to the bar to lick up beer spills
Stoopid skunk ...
<Airdrops 300 kegs of the best beer the world has to offer>
Hello Jacks! Excellent beer from Lord President Moorluck, no strings attached. Please to enjoy in your own thread.
Hey, there are two poodles now! This can only be one thing: Poodle Jack is breeding!
There's nothing for it. I'll have to kill her before it's too late! *resigned sigh*
*Kicks*That's HIM, and I can't breed. Fixed dontcha know. If I was a her I'd be a Poodle JILL!
Walks back to the bar to lick up beer spills
Stoopid skunk ...
Oh, you poor cute little doggy! Was that skunk mean to you?
*glares at Jackskunk* You're only supposed to be mean to the non-Jack poodles.
Would you like some pancakes? And a nice bowl of beer? Hmm? Yes, I bet you would. Here you go. Such a good doggy!
Hey, there are two poodles now! This can only be one thing: Poodle Jack is breeding!
There's nothing for it. I'll have to kill her before it's too late! *resigned sigh*
*Kicks**Bites Jackskunk, throws him in to pile of empty beer cans.*
Now, now, play nice or get hurt.
I wasn't talking to you. However, now that you're here...not even Lynora can complain about this.
*Sticks PJS in Jackapult and launches*
Hey, there are two poodles now! This can only be one thing: Poodle Jack is breeding!
There's nothing for it. I'll have to kill her before it's too late! *resigned sigh*
*Kicks**Bites Jackskunk, throws him in to pile of empty beer cans.*
Now, now, play nice or get hurt.
I wasn't talking to you. However, now that you're here...not even Lynora can complain about this.
*Sticks PJS in Jackapult and launches*
That's It! You all woke me up! I'm trying to sleep here! One more outburst! One more poodle! One more pancake! One more hungry Jack advertisement! One more puddle of poodle pee and I start swinging!
:::Shakes his +05 Ironwood cricket at everyone in the clubhouse:::
:::Sees the kegs of beer and takes one:::
Nevermind. I'm going to drown my insomnia in beer. Consider this donation you're salvation.
:::Takes a keg and goes back to bed:::
:::Looks at Puffy:::
Get out of my way fat boy!
"...Now if I can get that cable sation to work...."
Would you like some pancakes? And a nice bowl of beer? Hmm? Yes, I bet you would. Here you go. Such a good doggy!
YAP! YAP!
wags antenna tail and wiggles radar-dish ears. Gobbles up pancakes and beer with gusto, then rolls on belly for a scratch.
This seems like a nice, welcoming place for doggies.
Hello, Jacks!
This seems like a nice, welcoming place for doggies.
Hello, Jacks!
Yikes!
*jumps on table trying to stay away from Rusty*
Of all the days to be wearing my chainmail bikini.
This seems like a nice, welcoming place for doggies.
Hello, Jacks!
Yikes!
*jumps on table trying to stay away from Rusty*
Of all the days to be wearing my chainmail bikini.
I've got my antenna mittens on! You should be OK.
<Rubs up against table and purrs>
Hippy Interdependence Dey!
Teh farewarks war form teh untittleed tread, bei teh whey.
Nurs bake too teh Puddle tread.
sniffs air, notices firewors have set cabana by pool on fire
ALERT! FIRE AT POOL!
Runs over and uses 'fire hose' to douse flames
YAP!
Hungry Jack® Products are always crowd pleasers
Pancakes that turn out fluffy and golden-brown every time, mashed potatoes that will always be creamy and delicious. Great food, great times, that’s what Hungry Jack® delivers.
And don't forget to put plenty of butter on your pancakes or potatoes. It really brings out the flavor.
sniffs air, notices firewors have set cabana by pool on fire
ALERT! FIRE AT POOL!
Runs over and uses 'fire hose' to douse flames
YAP!
I saw a guy running towards the Play-by-Post section. He had a bag of fireworks and a box of matches. I think he was french....
That freakish greyish-greenish slaad thingy blasted me into this thread.
*looks around*
What do you guys do around here, exactly?
That freakish greyish-greenish slaad thingy blasted me into this thread.
*looks around*
What do you guys do around here, exactly?
Drink beer, chase women, and punt poodles.
That freakish greyish-greenish slaad thingy blasted me into this thread.
*looks around*
What do you guys do around here, exactly?
Arg, do we have to put up with the slaad? Are they puntable?
Drink beer, chase women, and punt poodles.That freakish greyish-greenish slaad thingy blasted me into this thread.
*looks around*
What do you guys do around here, exactly?
I like to chase beer, punt women, and drink poodles. Is that close enough?
Punting is a sign of affection among slaadi. If anyone punts me, I will assume that they want to be implanted with slaad eggs. It is a true joy to give birth to a clutch of baby slaadi, watching them wriggling about as they eat their way out of you...
I like to chase beer, punt women, and drink poodles. Is that close enough?Drink beer, chase women, and punt poodles.That freakish greyish-greenish slaad thingy blasted me into this thread.
*looks around*
What do you guys do around here, exactly?
Yep, close enough. Perhaps you'd like to join our merry band of outlaws.
Hey guys, I couldn't get any fireworks, because of the laws here. I got this, though.
*Hold up rocket launcher*
It's the same thing, right?
Poodles onn teh fack puddle.
Punting is a sign of affection among slaadi. If anyone punts me, I will assume that they want to be implanted with slaad eggs. It is a true joy to give birth to a clutch of baby slaadi, watching them wriggling about as they eat their way out of you...
Oh. Darn it. I don't feel that way about you. Ew.
Jackapult™ time!*Stuffs slaad in Jackapult and launches at Poodle thread*
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Punting is a sign of affection among slaadi. If anyone punts me, I will assume that they want to be implanted with slaad eggs. It is a true joy to give birth to a clutch of baby slaadi, watching them wriggling about as they eat their way out of you...
No, it's only a sign of affection for you. Though how punting feels like tossing, I don't know.
Poodles onn teh fack puddle.Hey guys, I couldn't get any fireworks, because of the laws here. I got this, though.
*Hold up rocket launcher*
It's the same thing, right?
Harg!
Stoopid pastamanstirr.
This seems like a nice, welcoming place for doggies.
Hello, Jacks!
Yikes!
*jumps on table trying to stay away from Rusty*
Of all the days to be wearing my chainmail bikini.
works for me!
works for me!This seems like a nice, welcoming place for doggies.
Hello, Jacks!
Yikes!
*jumps on table trying to stay away from Rusty*
Of all the days to be wearing my chainmail bikini.
Go rusty, gloves off!!!
Go rusty, gloves off!!!works for me!This seems like a nice, welcoming place for doggies.
Hello, Jacks!
Yikes!
*jumps on table trying to stay away from Rusty*
Of all the days to be wearing my chainmail bikini.
Eeek!
*looks around for some way out of the room that doesn't go right past Rusty*
Oh, snap.
<Shakes mittens off>
I can't deny it. I loves me some chainmail!
Oh, I hope that rust monsters can't climb!