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In other news, my players tonight decided to try and tackle a Gelatinous Cube. Now, GCs are supposed to be slow, but somehow I don't think they're meant to be as slow off the mark as mine was. It got a -4 on Initiative (rolled a nat 1, -5 Initiative modifier). It has made up for it some by paralyzing two PCs, but probably could have done more if I hadn't forgotten that they can engulf anyone. For some reason I thought the targets had to be paralyzed, so they got off easy so far. But when we pick up the fight next week, I'll remember!

Don’t forget the butter!

Smear me on some pancakes tonight.

Your Creepy Neighbor wrote:

taig wrote:

Oh. I've been using my tennis racket incorrectly.

My proctologist told me the same thing.

You have to flip it turn-ways.

Or use butter!

Did someone ask for butter?

Wet Blanket wrote:

Puffy the Cup Cake wrote:

Lots of negativity on the thread lately. Everybody sit down and have some Chocolate cupcakes. Sooths me when the days are rough and tumble.

Milk anyone?

holds out a tray with several glasses of cold milk

Look who decided to join us: Boise State's schedule.

What? Pardon?

Never mind him. He's bitter.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Dang, Puffy, it's been a while.

I know. Been trying to resurrect my brother Puffy the Dinner Roll. The upcoming holidays have the dough and yeast gods nervous.

Why is it dinner rolls are targeted for violence more often than breakfast rolls?

Post on by tomorrow, I'll have breakfast rolls, butter, and jam for everyone. A nutritious breakfast is the right way to start the morning.

It sure has been a long time since I've been out...

Andrew Turner wrote:

You know, this thread would fit nicely in the Tech Section of the messageboards...

Or in the cuisine section. After all, we have butter. Although the butter in question is now anything but food grade.

I approve of this use of me. Well, as long as I'm not being applied to The Jade bits.

Any of you perverts need some butter?

Le French Chef! wrote:

Can we eat zhees Meester Feeshy?

Mairkurion asks Le French Chef if he can have his Mr Fishy with butter and a nice pecan crust.

Butter Patrick thinks this is a great idea. Why is Butter Patrick referring to Butter Patrick in the third-person?

You say that to all the spreads.

Hey baby.

Treet wrote:

Spam wrote:

Treet wrote:

Spam wrote:

Hah I read it. See, they don't have my cult following!

They shall follow me instead!

DIE!

NEVER!!

You're not as greasy as me! How do you expect to line their arteries!

Butter is the best way to fill up those arteries.

Some of you look oddly familiar.

Popcorn anybody?

Don't forget the butter!

ALL HAIL!

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

Did someone say butter???

<Looks at the popcorn>

Yeah, you're right, that's definitely not butter.

Did someone say butter???

<Looks around>

Oh crap, I just remembered, something about toast, heh, gotta roll.

Butter Patrick wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Butter Patrick wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

food and procreation in the same thread.

That's how zombies roll.

And rolls need bu....

Whoa, whoa, whoa, am I in the wrong place!

Do you have a brain?

No, it slipped out.

Do you know where you left it?

*drools*

It rolled away.

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Butter Patrick wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

food and procreation in the same thread.

That's how zombies roll.

And rolls need bu....

Whoa, whoa, whoa, am I in the wrong place!

Do you have a brain?

No, it slipped out.

Crimson Jester wrote:

food and procreation in the same thread.

That's how zombies roll.

And rolls need bu....

Whoa, whoa, whoa, am I in the wrong place!

:::Looks mortified:::

Why did you do that to my dinner rolls?

::Sits down and sobs::

<Pats Puffy>

There, there, puffy...

I have dinner rolls. Piping fresh hot whole dinner rolls. Those carbs are always good for the deep thinker. Now where's the butter?

Here I am--fresh from the fridge!

I have celestial dinner rolls! Dinner rolls are great with turnips!

And butter really brings out the flavor of both! Especially turnips! Yuuuuuumy!

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Anybody up for a nice game of Monopoly?

Tossed Slaad wrote:

I hear they play Monopoly on the Celestial thread, though.

Be careful, they are xXxtra-Lawful Good and are currently on an obnoxious Celestial-conversion drive.

If you do go, may I suggest a nice 100% friendly and always non-violent game of Sorry! instead? {whistles innocently}

xxxtra-Lawful Good? Do they like dinner rolls. I've always wanted to branch out onto another market. You know Puffy's Holy Dinner Rolls. Approached both by the Vatican and Islam.

I've got to give them Dinner Rolls.

Oh yea. Where's the butter?

:::Meanders off tot he Celestial Thread:::

Oooh! Oooh! Wait for me!

Chef's Slaad wrote:

Ah. I thought perhaps he had to sell said kidney to pay for all the Paizo goodness.

best of luck to your bro. I hear dialysis is a b&#!%.

p.s just got mine yesterday. The mailman rang on friday but I was out (to RPG ironically enough). So yesterday the head dretchling stayed home to recieve it.

Thanks for the warm best wishes. And the head dretchhling is a good man, er, dretchling for protecting your book. Heavy thing ain't it.

Before I forget. Dinner Rolls.

Plus butter. Butter.

Best wishes to your brother. When I read the first post about your brother's kidneys, I thought it was "in character".

I notice there aren't any rules about butter. Nothing enhances the flavor of a bucket more than butter.

Add butter to your next meal to bring out the flavor!

Or smear butter on a high-capacity power cable and get him to bite it?

I'm game!

Tabbouleh Slaad wrote:

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

No Slaad will ever be great unless of course it comes with a dinner roll.

*tries to egg the dinner roll*

*excepts the egg graciously*

I'm great toasted with a slice of cheese and an egg between the slices. They'd call the egg McMuffin with cheese.

Butter! Butter! Butter!

Butter Patrick wrote:

Yum! Butter!

~approaches cautiously with a butter knife~

<Wobbles, blissfully unaware of the Chef>

Yum! Butter!

• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup

Gah! There's no need for "butter flavored" syrup. Just use butter.

Hungry Jack® Products are always crowd pleasers

Pancakes that turn out fluffy and golden-brown every time, mashed potatoes that will always be creamy and delicious. Great food, great times, that’s what Hungry Jack® delivers.

And don't forget to put plenty of butter on your pancakes or potatoes. It really brings out the flavor.

Butter Patrick wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:

Try some delicious Hungry Jack® products tonight. That way, your family will smile and thank you instead of maiming you in your sleep.

Even more delicious with butter!

Hey, Butter Patrick, do you come in a garlic favor?

You bet! Garlic, cinnamon, saffron, whatever happens to be on the floor when I get dropped...

Try some delicious Hungry Jack® products tonight. That way, your family will smile and thank you instead of maiming you in your sleep.

Even more delicious with butter!

I know you all want to eat each other, but remember, everything goes great with a dinner roll.

Don't forget the butter. It's high in, uh, dairy content.

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Somebody spun me in a slaad-spinner.

I'm dizzy, but nice and crisp.

Just remember a dinner roll goes great with every Slaad.

And butter!

Ranch Dretching wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

.....although now spicy Urnebes Slaad has been asking around about you (I hear she's into bad boys).

Hey, hey! That sounds pretty cool! Maybe she'd like to go to a picnic with me?

Sounds kinda tame to me... you should ask her if she'd like to go to a slaad bar. It's not exactly helping your "tough guy" image if you ask her to a picnic.

If you stab her with a celery stick during the date, then she'll know you're tough. At least that works with the lady dretchings.

You can always give her dinner rolls at the picnic. Dinner rolls go great with everything.

And butter. You need butter to go with the rolls.