Peace must be found, or the Board will be plunged into chaos which we have never known before...I must find the cow.
MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*Enormous cow which barely fits in clubhouse charges out of the basement, sees Kobold Cleaver, and in fright starts growing bigger and bigger*
Peace must be found, or the Board will be plunged into chaos which we have never known before...I must find the cow.MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*Enormous cow which barely fits in clubhouse charges out of the basement, sees Kobold Cleaver, and in fright starts growing bigger and bigger*
It is here! Beware, Jacks, for it can grow to enormous size!
*Circles creature warily*
Peace must be found, or the Board will be plunged into chaos which we have never known before...I must find the cow.MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*Enormous cow which barely fits in clubhouse charges out of the basement, sees Kobold Cleaver, and in fright starts growing bigger and bigger*
*looks at the cow* Where the hell did that come from?
And on that note ..
The small monkey heads out to the PbP Threads
*looks at the cow* Where the hell did that come from?Peace must be found, or the Board will be plunged into chaos which we have never known before...I must find the cow.MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*Enormous cow which barely fits in clubhouse charges out of the basement, sees Kobold Cleaver, and in fright starts growing bigger and bigger*
It is a god! It is the key to everything! Where is the lasso?!
*Suddenly, a lasso appears out of thin air. Looking closer, one can see that it is actually made of tiny, magical writing. The kobold makes it magically swing around and around...*
*looks at the cow* Where the hell did that come from?Peace must be found, or the Board will be plunged into chaos which we have never known before...I must find the cow.MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*Enormous cow which barely fits in clubhouse charges out of the basement, sees Kobold Cleaver, and in fright starts growing bigger and bigger*It is a god! It is the key to everything! Where is the lasso?!
*Suddenly, a lasso appears out of thin air. Looking closer, one can see that it is actually made of tiny, magical writing. The kobold makes it magically swing around and around...*
*The cow seems to know its danger and starts growing even faster. It is now barely fitting, and going to burst the clubhouse in a few seconds*
MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*looks at the cow* Where the hell did that come from?Peace must be found, or the Board will be plunged into chaos which we have never known before...I must find the cow.MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*Enormous cow which barely fits in clubhouse charges out of the basement, sees Kobold Cleaver, and in fright starts growing bigger and bigger*It is a god! It is the key to everything! Where is the lasso?!
*Suddenly, a lasso appears out of thin air. Looking closer, one can see that it is actually made of tiny, magical writing. The kobold makes it magically swing around and around...**The cow seems to know its danger and starts growing even faster. It is now barely fitting, and going to burst the clubhouse in a few seconds*
MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Holy--
Jacks? Technically, the cow has to pay for damages.*The kobold starts trying to swiftly grow the lasso*
*looks at the cow* Where the hell did that come from?Peace must be found, or the Board will be plunged into chaos which we have never known before...I must find the cow.MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*Enormous cow which barely fits in clubhouse charges out of the basement, sees Kobold Cleaver, and in fright starts growing bigger and bigger*It is a god! It is the key to everything! Where is the lasso?!
*Suddenly, a lasso appears out of thin air. Looking closer, one can see that it is actually made of tiny, magical writing. The kobold makes it magically swing around and around...**The cow seems to know its danger and starts growing even faster. It is now barely fitting, and going to burst the clubhouse in a few seconds*
MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!Holy--
Jacks? Technically, the cow has to pay for damages.
*The kobold starts trying to swiftly grow the lasso*
*slackjawed at the size of the cow * You know KC, every time you come over things like this happen. Why is that? Anyway, how can I help?
*slackjawed at the size of the cow * You know KC, every time you come over things like this happen. Why is that? Anyway, how can I help?*looks at the cow* Where the hell did that come from?Peace must be found, or the Board will be plunged into chaos which we have never known before...I must find the cow.MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*Enormous cow which barely fits in clubhouse charges out of the basement, sees Kobold Cleaver, and in fright starts growing bigger and bigger*It is a god! It is the key to everything! Where is the lasso?!
*Suddenly, a lasso appears out of thin air. Looking closer, one can see that it is actually made of tiny, magical writing. The kobold makes it magically swing around and around...**The cow seems to know its danger and starts growing even faster. It is now barely fitting, and going to burst the clubhouse in a few seconds*
MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!Holy--
Jacks? Technically, the cow has to pay for damages.
*The kobold starts trying to swiftly grow the lasso*
Besides not killing me for causing all this trouble? Nothing, it's fine. I...got it!
*The lasso is swung over the neck of the cow even as the ceiling starts coming off in pieces. The minute it goes over the cows neck, the cow shrinks to about the size of the Ape*Sorry about the ceiling, I can fix that. Greater Mending!
*The ceiling stops falling apart*
Okay, cow, now let's just--
MOOOOO! *Cow starts thrashing weakly*
MOOOOO! *Cow starts thrashing weakly*
Look, I'm not going to hurt you, O great Bessy! I need your help!
MOOOOO! *Cow starts thrashing weakly*Look, I'm not going to hurt you, O great Bessy! I need your help!
*The cow stops thrashing*
Moo? Mooo!
[i]Holy--
Jacks? Technically, the cow has to pay for damages.
Relax, KC. It's no problem. Turns out Mending is a pretty awesome spell if you happen to be a deity. And the Goddess always leaves behind some power for me to work with, whether she wants to or not.
Relax, KC. It's no problem. Turns out Mending is a pretty awesome spell if you happen to be a deity. And the Goddess always leaves behind some power for me to work with, whether she wants to or not.[i]Holy--
Jacks? Technically, the cow has to pay for damages.
Point taken. Thanks, then. This place and the Place of the Winds were the only places the cow could appear. And the 444th layer, but, well...
It's because Bessy here can only appear in areas where a deity or similar power has been for significant periods. So this place was the best bet.
Relax, KC. It's no problem. Turns out Mending is a pretty awesome spell if you happen to be a deity. And the Goddess always leaves behind some power for me to work with, whether she wants to or not.[i]Holy--
Jacks? Technically, the cow has to pay for damages.Point taken. Thanks, then. This place and the Place of the Winds were the only places the cow could appear. And the 444th layer, but, well...
It's because Bessy here can only appear in areas where a deity or similar power has been for significant periods. So this place was the best bet.
*Flies in*
Holy--that is some cow! If you don't mind me asking, what's it doing here?
Relax, KC. It's no problem. Turns out Mending is a pretty awesome spell if you happen to be a deity. And the Goddess always leaves behind some power for me to work with, whether she wants to or not.[i]Holy--
Jacks? Technically, the cow has to pay for damages.Point taken. Thanks, then. This place and the Place of the Winds were the only places the cow could appear. And the 444th layer, but, well...
It's because Bessy here can only appear in areas where a deity or similar power has been for significant periods. So this place was the best bet.
Are you saying that Lynora's presence caused this?
Relax, KC. It's no problem. Turns out Mending is a pretty awesome spell if you happen to be a deity. And the Goddess always leaves behind some power for me to work with, whether she wants to or not.Holy--
Jacks? Technically, the cow has to pay for damages.Point taken. Thanks, then. This place and the Place of the Winds were the only places the cow could appear. And the 444th layer, but, well...
It's because Bessy here can only appear in areas where a deity or similar power has been for significant periods. So this place was the best bet.*Flies in*
Holy--that is some cow! If you don't mind me asking, what's it doing here?
I [i]do mind, Wasp. Anyways, I have to go.
*Teleports with cow*
Well, then, if you and Bessy are finished trashing our house...
*casts MENDING, and the clubhouse returns to the exact state it was in before the cow started tearing it apart.*
What do you need Bessy for anyways, KC?
Are you saying that Lynora's presence caused this?Relax, KC. It's no problem. Turns out Mending is a pretty awesome spell if you happen to be a deity. And the Goddess always leaves behind some power for me to work with, whether she wants to or not.[i]Holy--
Jacks? Technically, the cow has to pay for damages.Point taken. Thanks, then. This place and the Place of the Winds were the only places the cow could appear. And the 444th layer, but, well...
It's because Bessy here can only appear in areas where a deity or similar power has been for significant periods. So this place was the best bet.
*Reappears for second with Bessy*
Oh, no! I did. I did a prayer a little while ago, which forced the cow to appear. The cow wouldn't materialize, though, until I came here. Then the poor beast tried to escape, because until it 'visited' me it couldn't leave. I was counting, however, on the presence of a deity holding it from teleporting until it left the clubhosue. And it worked.Lynora's presence also allowed it to appear here, but she didn't cause it.
*Leaves again, leaving Lynora's question unanswered*
We need to do something with KC's pets... Imagine if we cold have milked that cow! That's alotta milkshake!
We need to do something with KC's pets... Imagine if we cold have milked that cow! That's alotta milkshake!
Look at the amount of hamburgers and steaks you could have as well.
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Pumpkin Streusel Dessert
Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 (15 oz.) can solid pack pumpkin
• 1/3 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup
• 1 (12 fl. oz.) can PET® Evaporated Milk
• 1 large egg
• 1 1/4 cups Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
OR 1 1/4 cups Hungry Jack® Complete Wheat Blends Pancake & Waffle Mix
• 1/2 cup brown sugar
• 1 tablespoon ground cinnamon, or pumpkin pie spice
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
•
TOPPING
• 3/4 cup Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
OR 3/4 cup Hungry Jack® Complete Wheat Blends Pancake & Waffle Mix
• 2/3 cup brown sugar
• 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon, or pumpkin pie spice
• 1/3 cup butter, softened
• 1/2 cup chopped pecans or walnuts
• Whipped cream, for garnish
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 350°F. Spray a 13x9-inch pan with no-stick cooking spray.
2. WHISK pumpkin, syrup, evaporated milk and egg until blended. Stir in pancake mix, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla and salt until mixed. Pour into prepared pan. For topping, combine 3/4 cup pancake mix, 2/3 cup brown sugar and 1 teaspoon cinnamon in small bowl. Cut in butter until crumbs form. Stir in nuts. Sprinkle topping over top of batter in pan.
3. BAKE 45 to 50 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool. Serve warm with whipped cream. Store covered in refrigerator.
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 50 min
Hey, Frat Jack, want to play a drinking game?
she says with a mischievous smile, knowing full well that she will be unable to be adversely affected by alcohol for another day at least.
wait can I play the drinking game?
wait can I play the drinking game?
No. Go play with your tribbles.
looking at lynora-Jill with newfound 'appreciation', as his legs are still a bit weak
So LJ what are supposed to do with your gazebo now?
And BTW, the Jacks are not evil. We just love a good battle. And drinking. And beautiful, insatiable goddesses. And storytime with Panama. Acme, and hungry Jack creations. And nachos....
looking at lynora-Jill with newfound 'appreciation', as his legs are still a bit weak
So LJ what are supposed to do with your gazebo now?
And BTW, the Jacks are not evil. We just love a good battle. And drinking. And beautiful, insatiable goddesses. And storytime with Panama. Acme, and hungry Jack creations. And nachos....
looks at JH suspiciously Exactly what did she....*blushes* Never mind. I don't want to know.
Just leave the gazebo. Unless someone miraculously discovers an artifact that lets me keep control of my body, I'll just need it again next month.
I think the goddess left me some power too. I feel more 'dangerous'.
I think the goddess left me some power too. I feel more 'dangerous'.
*blushes harder*
*chugs a dark and stormy*
I think the goddess left me some power too. I feel more 'dangerous'.
*blushes harder*
*chugs a dark and stormy*
*A sunbeam descends upon Lynora-Jill*
*A sunbeam descends upon Lynora-Jill*I think the goddess left me some power too. I feel more 'dangerous'.
*blushes harder*
*chugs a dark and stormy*
*Gets out deck chair and an excessively large mai tai. Enjoys both the sunshine and her drink.*
Where'd the cow go? We could have tipped it over!
How much do you tip a cow? 15%? 20%?
Please excuse the drool.
I live with Jacks. I'm used to it. Can somebody get me another drink? I seem to have finished this one.
you
know
I
will make
3000
I win
I win
Was there some sort of prize involved? And no, it's not going to come from me.
*Gets up, pours herself another pitcher of mai tai, sits back in her deck chair and continues to soak up the sunshine.*