She IS me. After I've swept into a place and fomented conflict and all that, there's usually plenty of folks who wish me harm. So I have her. Nobody wants to harm someone so sweet and good and pure...glances sidelong at Jack Hammer...well, maybe not so pure. It's *smirk* safer that way. After I've gone she won't remember a thing about what I did here. I'm very careful never to tell myself anything.
I fear she never truly embraced the Way of the Jacks. So she ran off with the first guy that plays with stuffed toys.
Oh well. Acme? How 'bout another round?
She IS me. After I've swept into a place and fomented conflict and all that, there's usually plenty of folks who wish me harm. So I have her. Nobody wants to harm someone so sweet and good and pure...glances sidelong at Jack Hammer...well, maybe not so pure. It's *smirk* safer that way. After I've gone she won't remember a thing about what I did here. I'm very careful never to tell myself anything.
I've heard of a couple of doctors in Poodle Land that specialize in helping with this type of issue.
I fear she never truly embraced the Way of the Jacks. So she ran off with the first guy that plays with stuffed toys.
Oh well. Acme? How 'bout another round?
Didn't embrace the Way of the Jacks? Haven't I partied consistently since I joined your group? Haven't you told me over and over how Evil the Jacks are? How much they like to fight? And what happens when my Evil side comes out to play? Nothing. There hasn't been one single torture since I got here. *pouts*
Didn't embrace the Way of the Jacks? Haven't I partied consistently since I joined your group? Haven't you told me over and over how Evil the Jacks are? How much they like to fight? And what happens when my Evil side comes out to play? Nothing. There hasn't been one single torture since I got here. *pouts*I fear she never truly embraced the Way of the Jacks. So she ran off with the first guy that plays with stuffed toys.
Oh well. Acme? How 'bout another round?
Wait... Is this lynora-Jill or GDK?
Your always welcome in the layer, jacks like to talk big, but when its time to roast a few thousand people. well they just aren't evil enough for the fun stuff
Probably my fault. I tried to get Jack’s Right Hand Man to embrace peace instead of violence.
Wait... Is this lynora-Jill or GDK?Didn't embrace the Way of the Jacks? Haven't I partied consistently since I joined your group? Haven't you told me over and over how Evil the Jacks are? How much they like to fight? And what happens when my Evil side comes out to play? Nothing. There hasn't been one single torture since I got here. *pouts*I fear she never truly embraced the Way of the Jacks. So she ran off with the first guy that plays with stuffed toys.
Oh well. Acme? How 'bout another round?
I told you, we're the same person. Except that I know everything that she does, but she doesn't know anything that I do. Which is why she didn't know where the chains were from. Do try to keep up, dear.
Your always welcome in the layer, jacks like to talk big, but when its time to roast a few thousand people. well they just aren't evil enough for the fun stuff
While you and your minions are busy with your BBQ we ransacked the empty nation and looted everything of value. (Especially the booze.) We value battle with enemies, not consuming cattle. Unless of course it's prepared by Hungry Jack.
I told you, we're the same person. Except that I know everything that she does, but she doesn't know anything that I do. Which is why she didn't know where the chains were from. Do try to keep up, dear.Wait... Is this lynora-Jill or GDK?Didn't embrace the Way of the Jacks? Haven't I partied consistently since I joined your group? Haven't you told me over and over how Evil the Jacks are? How much they like to fight? And what happens when my Evil side comes out to play? Nothing. There hasn't been one single torture since I got here. *pouts*I fear she never truly embraced the Way of the Jacks. So she ran off with the first guy that plays with stuffed toys.
Oh well. Acme? How 'bout another round?
Must be thinking with my Hammer again. That's what got me into trouble the 1st time.
So if we were to have hot monkey sex lynora-Jill would be none the wiser? ;P
Your always welcome in the layer, jacks like to talk big, but when its time to roast a few thousand people. well they just aren't evil enough for the fun stuffWhile you and your minions are busy with your BBQ we ransacked the empty nation and looted everything of value. (Especially the booze.) We value battle with enemies, not consuming cattle. Unless of course it's prepared by Hungry Jack.
Raiding is good. Battle is better. But this is at least a step in the right direction.
While you and your minions are busy with your BBQ we ransacked the empty nation and looted everything of value. (Especially the booze.) We value battle with enemies, not consuming cattle. Unless of course it's prepared by Hungry Jack.Hey, you stole his Wii! Let's play some Mario-Kart!
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...........
Raiding is good. Battle is better. But this is at least a step in the right direction.Your always welcome in the layer, jacks like to talk big, but when its time to roast a few thousand people. well they just aren't evil enough for the fun stuffWhile you and your minions are busy with your BBQ we ransacked the empty nation and looted everything of value. (Especially the booze.) We value battle with enemies, not consuming cattle. Unless of course it's prepared by Hungry Jack.
There are so few enemies worth the trouble. Most are simply annoying. Let alone singular.
Must be thinking with my Hammer again. That's what got me into trouble the 1st time.
So if we were to have hot monkey sex lynora-Jill would be none the wiser? ;P
Ah, yes, now you have grasped the concept.
Ah, yes, now you have grasped the concept.
Must be thinking with my Hammer again. That's what got me into trouble the 1st time.
So if we were to have hot monkey sex lynora-Jill would be none the wiser? ;P
My adamantium skull is a bit thick sometimes.
My adamantium skull is a bit thick sometimes.Ah, yes, now you have grasped the concept.
Must be thinking with my Hammer again. That's what got me into trouble the 1st time.
So if we were to have hot monkey sex lynora-Jill would be none the wiser? ;P
A side effect of the conversion process.
Phefff raiding any thief can loot. We are BBQing a whole nation worth of people.
Here have a BBQ elf leg its yummy
Phefff raiding any thief can loot. We are BBQing a whole nation worth of people.
Here have a BBQ elf leg its yummy
No thanks. I'm already full. And wanting a fight. Are you sure you guys don't have any enemies?
Smurfs through the house yelling, "Borg!"
everyone is are enemy at some point, we are chaotic
everyone is are enemy at some point, we are chaotic
Perpetuating yet more misconceptions.
Opens door from the library and peaks into the common room, a dark and stormy in one hand.
I say, anyone in the mood for a yarn of adventures past?
No thanks. I'm already full. And wanting a fight. Are you sure you guys don't have any enemies?Phefff raiding any thief can loot. We are BBQing a whole nation worth of people.
Here have a BBQ elf leg its yummy
It won't be long. I do not approve of this. Taking another Board member over....I cannot interfere, as I have my own problems. But...I sever any connection until I know more.
What is this "board" of which one would be a "member"?
I say, KC, do you have anything left to sever?
What is this "board" of which one would be a "member"?
I say, KC, do you have anything left to sever?
Surely you know of the Board! It is the force which I serve, as a Lord of the Boards.
I used to be a friend of certain groups such as this one. Well, 'friend' may be a bit...anyways, no longer. I am busy, and I may have to do something with terrible consequences. Especially for me.
Ooh, I like terrible consequences.
Maybe it would be better to take a break?
Causes the ice in his drink to jingle.
You're always so busy, KC ol body. Did I ever tell you about my days with a Taoist Immortal in the Kunlun mountains?
Maybe it would be better to take a break?
Causes the ice in his drink to jingle.
You're always so busy, KC ol body. Did I ever tell you about my days with a Taoist Immortal in the Kunlun mountains?
Is this the story with the Tarrasque? *looks excited*
Did I ever tell you about my days with a Taoist Immortal in the Kunlun mountains?
Would it stop you if you had?
Maybe it would be better to take a break?
Causes the ice in his drink to jingle.
You're always so busy, KC ol body. Did I ever tell you about my days with a Taoist Immortal in the Kunlun mountains?
*But KC is gone*
Awfully bad social graces, being visible but yet gone, what-what?
Hammer, are you saying I never finished the story of the Tarrasque?
Awfully bad social graces...
I believe Kettle is calling, Pot.
Awfully bad social graces, being visible but yet gone, what-what?
Hammer, are you saying I never finished the story of the Tarrasque?
No you haven't mighty Panama, Adventurer Extraordinare, Keeper of the Knowledge, and Brewer of Nectar.
Looks at the talking pooch. Is that your way of saying you haven't got enough attention, my faithful furry friend? Scratches CF behind the ears. Puts his drink on the floor for the poodle and walks to the bar to make fresh drinks for himself and JH.
Why, I was sure I had gotten to the bottom of the bin on that one...where do you recall my leaving off, Hammer ol boy?
I'm bored. All of the conflicts are simmering down. It's no fun here. I'm leaving. looks at Jack Hammer Unless you'd like to explore some fun uses for adamantine chains before I go?
runs over to the paralyzed Malice Jack
*BEEP*
Oh dear ...
Zips to bar, returns with bottle od Baccardi 151. Upends the bottle in Malice's slack mouth.
*COUGH*
Uhg .. nark ...GAH!
Malice Jack's eyes light up and he sits up
Gah! That chick poisoned me!
Malice Jack, what are you up to, ol boy?
You'll never guess what I just saw on my walk -- an unknown Jack!
Swivels head and winces
Oww .. Really? How interesting! Did we assimilate someone by accident?
Perhaps he's just another naturally occurring Jack?
You look like you could use a dark and stormy...or would you rather have a mojito?
Moves to bar.
Gah! One of each please. My alcohol level dropped below Empty. I don't get what happened. That new chick gave Acme some tequila and I thought I was in the clear ..
ACME!
Fetch that tequila bottle over there on the floor. Chop chop!
Zips over to floor and scoops up tequila bottle. brings it to the bar and sets it in front of the two Jacks.
*BEEP*
There you go sir!
Shudders
What manner of evil fiend would poison me so?
I think her name said it all, Malice. But what Man-Jack among us as not fallen for the femme fatal at some point...s?
Hands him mojito and D&S, hand over fist.
Tosses the two drinks down
Ahh thanks PJ. Well, I don't think things are going to be so healthy for me around here. Time to hit the open road.
ACME!
Do that trick the Transformers taught you!
*BEEP*
Yes sir!
The robot transforms into a Harley Davidson Touring Bike. Malice Jack climbs aboard, tosses a final mojito down his gullet and revs Acme's engine. He peels out in a cloud of rubber smoke, heading out down the highway
Once more dressed in a chainmail bikini, with her hair loose, the priestess timidly pokes her head out the door looking for signs of destruction.
How bad was it?