~Floats gently to the ground
"Ah this ring of Feather Fall was so worht the effort to 'recieve.'"
*walks back to the Crimson Crime thread*
*Brings in Plantjack* Hey KC. Can your aunt help him?
*Brings in Plantjack* Hey KC. Can your aunt help him?
Maybe. However, the Resurrect Plant spell is sorta iffy, and since Plantjack is part robot, I'm uncertain.
I say, what the deuce happened to PlantJack?
Sir, might I make a suggestion? I have here a bottle of Black Seal Rum and also a bottle of Panama Jack's Magical Plant Food. I suggest giving them both to Master PlantJack. The one should revive the Jack part of him, the other the Plant part of him.
I say, what the deuce happened to PlantJack?
The Rogue Lord CJ put up a fake decoy and lured PlantJack into trying to decapitate it. However, it full chock-full of weedkiller, and not even PlantJack can withstand that much poison in his system.
I say, what the deuce happened to PlantJack?
The thief lord killed him. I think we're going to make the whole thief guild pay for this.
Sir, might I make a suggestion? I have here a bottle of Black Seal Rum and also a bottle of Panama Jack's Magical Plant Food. I suggest giving them both to Master PlantJack. The one should revive the Jack part of him, the other the Plant part of him.
Hmm. It might work, but Plantjack will be extremely weak for a few weeks at least and be unable to decapitate or enter any sort of combat.
I say, what the deuce happened to PlantJack?The thief lord killed him. I think we're going to make the whole thief guild pay for this.
Indeed. I'm attacking at once.
Very good, sir. Then I'll give it a go.
Pours the delicious and fortifying rum into the plant's pot, along with the nutritive plant food.
Very good, sir. Then I'll give it a go.
Pours the delicious and fortifying rum into the plant's pot, along with the nutritive plant food.
*Wakes up*
What is going on? Where am I?
Good show, Reggie! You concocted a veritable PlantJack cocktail, what-what! Guffaws loudly and slaps Reggie and KC on the back vigorously to accent his riotous guffawing.
I'm back! That was one heck of a fight. KC and us fighting together was kind of odd though.
KC fighting is rather odd, no matter who is there, what-what?
A dirt-smeared hand breaks through the compost soil. Slowly the peasant works his way out of the loose loam. Covered in filth, as usual, he stands up and snorts loudly.
"Oh, what a give-away. Did you see that? Did you see that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see that ape repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?"
Muttering to himself he hurries away before the ape can grab ahold of him
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Bacon and Cheese Appetizer Bites
Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1/2 cup sour cream
• 1 tablespoon water
• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 1/2 cup (2 oz.) shredded Cheddar cheese
• 1/4 cup bacon, cooked and crumbled
• 2 tablespoons butter or margarine, melted
• Paprika
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 400°F. Spray cookie sheet with no-stick cooking spray.
2. MIX sour cream and water in medium bowl until well combined. Add pancake mix, cheese and bacon pieces. Stir just until dry ingredients are moistened. Drop by rounded teaspoons onto prepared cookie sheet.
3. BAKE 10 to 12 minutes or until lightly browned. Brush with melted butter and sprinkle with paprika. Serve warm.
Yield: 24 appetizers
Prep Time: 5 min
Cook Time: 10 min
Bacon and Cheese Appetizer Bites
Those sound very good right about now.
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Hey Hungry Jack, got any buffalo wing recipes laying around? I'm hungry.
Ask and ye shall receive.....
Crispy Buffalo Wings
Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 stick butter, melted
• 1 (5 oz.) jar cayenne pepper sauce
• 1 teaspoon celery seed (optional)
• 1 1/2 cups [/b]Hungry Jack®[/b] Mashed Potatoes, flakes
• 2 pounds chicken wings, rinsed and dried
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 425°F. Line a sheet pan with foil. Spray with no-stick cooking spray.
2. COMBINE butter, cayenne sauce and celery seed, if desired, in a shallow microwave-safe dish. Microwave on HIGH (100% power) 45 to 60 seconds or until butter is melted. Blend ingredients well with fork. Reserve 1/2 cup of sauce.
3. PLACE flakes in another shallow bowl. Dip chicken into cayenne sauce. Roll in potato flakes. Gently pat potato flakes onto chicken. Place wings on prepared pan.*
4. DRIZZLE wings just before baking with remaining cayenne sauce.
5. BAKE wings uncovered 40 to 45 minutes or until juices run clear when meat is pierced with a fork.
TIP *At this time, wings can be covered and held for several hours in the refrigerator.
Yield: 3 Dozen
Prep Time: 30 min
Cook Time: 45 min
Perfect! I had the munchies!Bacon and Cheese Appetizer Bites
Hey boss, glad to see you around! Do we freak you out with our "non-usual" behavior? I must say that KC has a lot to do with it!
Reaches through kitchen window, scoops up platters of bites and wings, then raises himself back into the tree for his late morning repast.
Hands empty platters through the window to Cultist, licked clean.
Maybe we should have some banana trees for the ape so he can stay out of the food...
just a thought..
Hey, you're getting your sadistic nature back! You were beginning to worry me there for awhile.
Naaah, I'm just not pro unprovoked violence. If somebody is looking for trouble, then I'll be there!
*Taps baseball bat*
Opens the doors to the buffet room, where multiple platters of Hungry Jack's cookin are laid out for the Jack's Friday Lunch Buffet, in front of the tapped kegs of Stella Artois.
Ick! I know we all worship Gygax nearly as much as Callous Jack, but outsiders must be invited by a cult member in order to enjoy the Friday Buffet.
In an ingratiating tone: I believe it's pronounced, Guy-Jacks, Master Hammer...
Besides, she's with me. *Turns to Apostle of Gygax* You're too tense Gy. We should use one of the private rooms to fix that. wink, wink
Looks like those spy cameras I put in the "private" rooms are going to pay off later. Heh, heh, heh.
I should remind you Mister Hammer, that I am one of the founding members of this fine establishment. I would thank you to remember that. I have been a member since page two.
My apologies. I thought you were having Avatar issues. I must still be weakened from spewing all over that peasant at the Frog Pond.
Well, the tummy's refilled thanks to the glorious repast provided by our own Hungry Jack.
Suffering from AIC (Avatar Identity Crisis)?
I hear Panama Jack and his wizard friend have concocted a lotion to take care of that pesky problem.
WARNING: lotion is to be applied topically, and not ingested. If ingested seek the help of a Thread Lord immediately.
Suffering from AIC (Avatar Identity Crisis)?
I hear Panama Jack and his wizard friend have concocted a lotion to take care of that pesky problem.
WARNING: lotion is to be applied topically, and not ingested. If ingested seek the help of a Thread Lord immediately.
AIC is a bunch of bunk based on junk science.
AIC is a bunch of bunk based on junk science.Suffering from AIC (Avatar Identity Crisis)?
I hear Panama Jack and his wizard friend have concocted a lotion to take care of that pesky problem.
WARNING: lotion is to be applied topically, and not ingested. If ingested seek the help of a Thread Lord immediately.
Shhh...The lotion's selling like hotcakes. Along with those things called Carbon Credits. Soon the Cult will have enough money to expand the hot oil jacuzzi room.
AIC is a bunch of bunk based on junk science.Suffering from AIC (Avatar Identity Crisis)?
I hear Panama Jack and his wizard friend have concocted a lotion to take care of that pesky problem.
WARNING: lotion is to be applied topically, and not ingested. If ingested seek the help of a Thread Lord immediately.
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!AIC is a bunch of bunk based on junk science.Suffering from AIC (Avatar Identity Crisis)?
I hear Panama Jack and his wizard friend have concocted a lotion to take care of that pesky problem.
WARNING: lotion is to be applied topically, and not ingested. If ingested seek the help of a Thread Lord immediately.
Callous Jack?! Panama Jack?! We need help here! It's spreading!
Callous Jack?! Panama Jack?! We need help here! It's spreading!Uh-oh!AIC is a bunch of bunk based on junk science.Suffering from AIC (Avatar Identity Crisis)?
I hear Panama Jack and his wizard friend have concocted a lotion to take care of that pesky problem.
WARNING: lotion is to be applied topically, and not ingested. If ingested seek the help of a Thread Lord immediately.
What? Nonsense!
Callous Jack?! Panama Jack?! We need help here! It's spreading!
What's spreading?
Hey guys! somehow you look butt-ugly today! :rofl:
*walks in front of mirror:
oh...wait...
Besides, she's with me. *Turns to Apostle of Gygax* You're too tense Gy. We should use one of the private rooms to fix that. wink, wink
Oh my! usually I'm very strick on my policy on "don't-go-near-guys-roleplaying-chicks" but I'll make an exception on you two... winks
Hey! I want my metal skin back!
Malice Jack returns back from a trip to Acme Depot™. He puts a crate marked Acme Rocket Rollerskates™ down on the floor. Surveys the massive damage and strange-lookinging folk in the clubhouse.
What the Sam Hill is going on here?
Malice Jack returns back from a trip to Acme Depot™. He puts a crate marked Acme Rocket Rollerskates™ down on the floor. Surveys the massive damage and strange-lookinging folk in the clubhouse.
What the Sam Hill is going on here?
Garydee lost control of his avatar and now it's spreading. We need Panama Jack's stash of AIC (Avatar Identity Crisis) lotion or a Thread Lord to restore order.
Hmmm... who exactly qualifies for the title 'Thread Lord?'
Hmmm... who exactly qualifies for the title 'Thread Lord?'
That would be Callous Jack. We call him "boss" around here...
Hmmm... who exactly qualifies for the title 'Thread Lord?'
Callous Jack as far as I'm concerned, but there are a few other posers. Some scaly rash-like thing, a really short llama, and some relative of Kermit to name a few...
As much as I hate to say this, I know of a certain Kobold that could help us. He and his kin are powerful casters.