Monday! I have a weekendful of humping built up. Where's our monster?
*punt*
Does red or white wine go better with Poodle steaks?
Monday! I have a weekendful of humping built up. Where's our monster?*punt*
And people say poodles have short memories.
jumps on the back of the Monday Monster's head and starts HUMPING
<Does Snoopee dance on Monday Monster>
piddles on something
piddles on something
*gets piddled on*
Oh yeah, that's hot.
humps Snarky
{sings} Courtfool and a puffin, sitting in a tree...
{hops into thread} AUGH! POODLES! And... a puffin?! No, no, this must be the Ultra-Extended Director's Cut of Zardoz!!! {hops away}
Arg! Somebody got brain fluid all over me. Was it you CDP?
<Knocks on CDP's head>
Nope. It's all in there still.
<Piddles on carpet>
Ooooh, sexy epic poodle with reflecting carapace and all!
*humps Snoope's ankle*
drags his butt across the carpet
Sits quietly on the sofa contemplating the odor originating from his butt.
A dog's smell has a poo-dha nature.
leaps at Courtfool, misses and hits the sofa instead, humps the sofa
Sits quietly on the sofa contemplating the odor originating from his butt.
It's probably from the nachos you stole from the Jacks' clubhouse.
It's humpday! Where's all the humping? I don't see any humping.
leaps at Courtfool, misses and hits the sofa instead, humps the sofa
The sofa is stealing my hump!
leaps at Courtfool, misses and hits the sofa instead, humps the sofaThe sofa is stealing my hump!
<Humps CF>
Ahhhhhh, yeah, give it to me, Snoopee.
climbs up and joins Snoopee in humping the boss
Double teamed! I'm such a dirty whore.
I was dirty once......
I was dirty once......
We can make you sticky. Close enough?
I was dirty once......
Oh yeah, I remember that day when those French bastards buried you in the dirt. It took me awhile to dig you back out.
G!**&+n frenchies.......grrrrrrr
*piddles*
drags his butt across the floor
Is it hump day yet?
Damn! I missed hump day!
Where'd everybody go?
Don't you love me anymore?
Courtfool...?
Snarky....?
mommy?
Where'd everybody go?
Don't you love me anymore?
Courtfool...?
Snarky....?
mommy?
IS CALLED SLEEP. Now quit your yappen! Dag gun Varmits.
IS CALLED SLEEP. Now quit your yappen! Dag gun Varmits.Where'd everybody go?
Don't you love me anymore?
Courtfool...?
Snarky....?
mommy?
*humps Captain Cajun*
IS CALLED SLEEP. Now quit your yappen! Dag gun Varmits.Where'd everybody go?
Don't you love me anymore?
Courtfool...?
Snarky....?
mommy?
*humps Captain Cajun*
Sorry. I had to go maul, er, play with a little red-headed girl.
Whoa! It sure has been quiet around here. I hope the damn frenchies didn't get everyone.
Maybe I ran everyone off.
<Sniffs butt>
Nope, that isn't it.
Naah, it's probably all the crazy trolls.
Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
Step out of line, the man come and take you away
Whoa! It sure has been quiet around here. I hope the damn frenchies didn't get everyone.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *carries off a Poodle*
Help me CDP! The Frenchie's got me!
Help me CDP! The Frenchie's got me!
<Steps on Frenchie>
Ooooh, that's going to leave a stain.
Yap!
Thanks Snoopee! *laps up the stain that was once a Frenchie*
Ha, that Frenchie's toast. Hehe, get it? He's french toast. Hehehe.
Hehe.
Heh.
Well I thought it was funny!
Ha, that Frenchie's toast. Hehe, get it? He's french toast. Hehehe.
Hehe.
Heh.Well I thought it was funny!
<ROFLs>
<then piddles>
Sorry I missed you almost getting poonapped by those damn frenchies Cockapoo. I was stuck under the sofa.
Sorry I missed you almost getting poonapped by those damn frenchies Cockapoo. I was stuck under the sofa.
That's alright CDP. I know you would have maimed him given the chance. *Licks CDP*