I was hot once. A frenchie threw a torch at me.
I was hot once. A frenchie threw a torch at me.
Yeah, I remember that. It was a lot more than one Frenchie too. That French mob that came after you looked like a scene from that old Boris Karloff "Frankenstein" movie.
Hmmm....yet another Monday. It must have been invented by a frenchie. Why else would it be so hated?
I love Mondays.
Hmmm....yet another Monday. It must have been invented by a frenchie. Why else would it be so hated?I love Mondays.
Really? *punts LHP* Wow, I might have set a world record with that kick!
I was hot once. A frenchie threw a torch at me.Yeah, I remember that. It was a lot more than one Frenchie too. That French mob that came after you looked like a scene from that old Boris Karloff "Frankenstein" movie.
I still have scars from the pitchfork.
*humps Studpuffin**Tosses Metal Poodle a keyboard and monitor too.*Is it you who is humping I, or I that is humping you?
CAW!
Hopefully both!
Yap!
drags his butt across the carpet, then piddles a bit
drags his butt across the carpet, then piddles a bit
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
grabs a corner of the carpet and shakes his head back and forth
grabs a corner of the carpet and shakes his head back and forth
Hey, let's play tug! *Grabs an end of the carpet* *pulls with all his poodle might*
pulls back
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
You're gonna tatter me! My poor fringe and tassels!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
You're gonna tatter me! My poor fringe and tassels!
You have tassels? That sounds so....french.
pulls harder
I hope nobody farts....
Ack! My most of me!
*pees on the flames*
We're the reason we don't have nice things.
My owners took me to a hubcap factory today. GRRRR, I'm so mad.
Okay, who's the bad boy that needs a spanking?
Okay, who's the bad boy that needs a spanking?
YAP!
Okay, who's the bad boy that needs a spanking?
Don't we all?
(rollin' through)
Okay, who's the bad boy that needs a spanking?
Don't we all?
I got a spanking once.....
I got a spanking once.....Okay, who's the bad boy that needs a spanking?
Don't we all?
...and you're going to get another one! *spanks CDP with a paddle* Who's your daddy?!
I got a spanking once.....Okay, who's the bad boy that needs a spanking?
Don't we all?
You have the worst luck when it comes to dealing with French mobs.
You have the worst luck when it comes to dealing with French mobs.
Tell me about it. I still have some bald spots in my fur from last time, and I never was able to find two of my teeth.
Who's your daddy?!
Gee, thanks for reminding me. I....I...never had a father growing up. My mom was artificially inseminated. I don't know who dad was.
goes off to cry in the corner
*hic*
Who's your daddy?!Gee, thanks for reminding me. I....I...never had a father growing up. My mom was artificially inseminated. I don't know who dad was.
goes off to cry in the corner
I'll be your daddy, CDP.
*hic*
Is that French?
*hic*Is that French?
What, you never get hiccups? I know I do when I eat too fast.
Oh sure…it just sounded like a French hiccup…is all I'm saying…
*...*
*...*
You said it.
Who's your daddy?!Gee, thanks for reminding me. I....I...never had a father growing up. My mom was artificially inseminated. I don't know who dad was.
goes off to cry in the corner
*gives CDP a pity hump*
*flaps menacingly*
USA
USA
USA
Its YADPMUH!!!
*spmus DDoD*
wishes he had a nice, juicy steak to chew on
Yap!
So, what's on the TV?
How's you?