Raise of the Poodle Lords

[Doggy Door of Doom]

*flaps menacingly*

[Studpuffin]

*holds up sign: Oh yeah?! Two can play this game!*

*flaps menacingly at the Doggy Door of Doom*

CAW!

[Miss Kitty]

Spotty Carpet wrote:

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Spotty Carpet wrote:

Miss Kitty wrote:

Here's one for our lost homey... {piddles on rug}

ACK, CAT PEE!

That smell will never come out.

*drops a landmine*

I think I hear the mailman coming...

{scoots through goggy-door, rubs against nice mailman's legs}

...

{sharpens claws on nice mailman's legs, listens to him scream}

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Miss Kitty wrote:

{scoots through goggy-door, rubs against nice mailman's legs}

We have a goggy door? Cool! I've always wanted one of those.

[Miss Kitty]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Miss Kitty wrote:

{scoots through goggy-door, rubs against nice mailman's legs}

We have a goggy door? Cool! I've always wanted one of those.

Sorry, I've spent too much time at icanhascheezburger.com again.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Cheeseburger????? Where????

[Chunk, The Chubby Poodle]

eats a score of McDonalds quarter pounders with cheese

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

drops a few landmines in preparation for the Monday Monster's arrival

[Chunk, The Chubby Poodle]

drops ten massive landmines

[CourtFool]

Studpuffin wrote:

*holds up sign: Oh yeah?! Two can play this game!*

Wow. Have you been taking Sumo's meds? Having a fight with one of your aliases in a cult thread on an internet forum. Srsly?

[The Monday Monster]

*has trouble deciding if Courtfool's head would look better mounted in the den or in the living room*

[The Monday Monster]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

drops a few landmines in preparation for the Monday Monster's arrival

*Punts CDP*

[CourtFool]

The Monday Monster wrote:

*has trouble deciding if Courtfool's head would look better mounted in the den or in the living room*

Decides the Monday Monster's head simply looks better mounted. Humps Monday Monster's head.

[The Monday Monster]

CourtFool wrote:

The Monday Monster wrote:

*has trouble deciding if Courtfool's head would look better mounted in the den or in the living room*

Decides the Monday Monster's head simply looks better mounted. Humps Monday Monster's head.

AAAAHHHHH!!!! Get off me!!! *rolls around trying to get CF off*

[Cockapoo]

CourtFool wrote:

The Monday Monster wrote:

*has trouble deciding if Courtfool's head would look better mounted in the den or in the living room*

Decides the Monday Monster's head simply looks better mounted. Humps Monday Monster's head.

Hang on Courtfool! He's putting up a fight! *Humps the monster's leg*

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

feeds the monster some meds and booze, then humps his other leg

[The Monday Monster]

*Pukes on the Spotty carpet *collapses dead on top of it*

[CourtFool]

The Monday Monster wrote:

*rolls around trying to get CF off*

Win!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

The Monday Monster wrote:

*Pukes on the Spotty carpet *collapses dead on top of it*

piddles on the corpse

[Cockapoo]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

The Monday Monster wrote:

*Pukes on the Spotty carpet *collapses dead on top of it*

piddles on the corpse

*humps the corpse* As I said before, you gotta get that last dying quiver.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Cockapoo wrote:

*humps the corpse* As I said before, you gotta get that last dying quiver.

My therapist told me I should stop doing stuff like that.

[CourtFool]

How many more posts before Gary locks this thread for being excessively large?

[Cockapoo]

CourtFool wrote:

How many more posts before Gary locks this thread for being excessively large?

It'd have to get about 3 times as large as it is now to be even considered. We'll get there....eventually.

[CourtFool]

Male Antelope Scare Females Into Staying for Sex

Guys lie. Snicker.

[CourtFool]

Chimps Trade Meat for Sex

The world's oldest profession truly is.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

humps something

[Llamafrog]

*humps the same something*

[Fifi, The French Poodle]

humps CDP and Llamafrog

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

runs naked through the thread

[Doggy Door of Doom]

*flaps menacingly*

[Studpuffin]

CourtFool wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

*holds up sign: Oh yeah?! Two can play this game!*

Wow. Have you been taking Sumo's meds? Having a fight with one of your aliases in a cult thread on an internet forum. Srsly?

Sorry, too much fermented bird seed. My dogs love bird seed, they'll eat anything.

*shares fermented bird seed with poodles*

[Studpuffin]

Doggy Door of Doom wrote:

*flaps menacingly*

*holds up sign:Not you again!*

CAW CAW CAW!

[Spotty Carpet]

*snores*

Zzzzzz

Mmmmm, that feels nice. It's so good to... hey, why is it so cold now. I... YUCK, who piddled all over me this time?

[Lord High Poodle]

Spotty Carpet wrote:

*snores*

Zzzzzz

Mmmmm, that feels nice. It's so good to... hey, why is it so cold now. I... YUCK, who piddled all over me this time?

Sorry.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Doggy Door of Doom wrote:

*flaps menacingly*

runs in and out through the doggy door a s*$@load of times

[Lord High Poodle]

drops a landmine

[Llamafrog]

Humpday, YAY!

*Humps the landmine*

Urgh, bad idea...

*continues humping*

[Doggy Door of Doom]

*...*

[Llama Prophet]

arf

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Mmmmm......meds.

[Snarky Poodle]

Llamafrog wrote:

Humpday, YAY!

*Humps the landmine*

Urgh, bad idea...

*continues humping*

*humps Llamafrog*

Thanks for the invite!

[The Humpday Monster]

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

Humpday, YAY!

*Humps the landmine*

Urgh, bad idea...

*continues humping*

*humps Llamafrog*

Thanks for the invite!

*humps Snarky*

[Llamafrog]

Conga hump line!

chachacha chacha cha CHA!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

humps the Humpday Monster, Llamafrog, Snarky, and the doggy door, in that order

[Snarky Poodle]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

humps the Humpday Monster, Llamafrog, Snarky, and the doggy door, in that order

I'm like the lettuce on a hump sandwich!

Can I just say that the avatar for the "humpday monster" is kind of disturbing? For some reason I find it hilarious.

[Llamafrog]

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Can I just say that the avatar for the "humpday monster" is kind of disturbing? For some reason I find it hilarious.

I find it HAWT!

*Humps the hump day monster*

[Lord High Poodle]

joins the love train

Poodles all over the world join in...

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

humps something

[Lord High Poodle]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

humps something

Ooh, ooh, hump me. Me, me, meee!

[CourtFool]

Pees on BP.