Egg Slaad |
Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:*Runs in*
Guys! The slaad have ideas of getting us fixed! What'll we do?Tell them the French make wonderful host bodies. Two birds with one stone.
Yap!
Licks Clinically Depressed Poodle.
<listens in intently while sneaking about the poodle thread in his poodle costume then runs off to infec ... impregnate the French people with his eggs>
Snarky Poodle |
Ah, look at ze leetle poodles ... zey are so poofy. Would you like ze biscuit*, leetle doogy?
*What the poodles don't know is we replaced their normal biscuits with Slaad-Maker Egg Laden Biscuits. Let's see if they notice the difference ...
What you fail to realize is that we poodles don't trust anybody. There have been too many t...
Ooh, biscuits!
*chomp chomp*
Ugh.
I don't feel so good.
*eats some grass and throws up*
Cockapoo |
Humps an eldritch evil once more, with feeling.
Won't humping an eldritch evil cause your willie to fall off? YAP!
Puddle |
Ah, look at ze leetle poodles ... zey are so poofy. Would you like ze biscuit*, leetle doogy?
*What the poodles don't know is we replaced their normal biscuits with Slaad-Maker Egg Laden Biscuits. Let's see if they notice the difference ...
Criminally Displaced Puddle! Its uh Farencherlandeer pirsun!
Slaade alsacien |
Slaade alsacien wrote:Criminally Displaced Puddle! Its uh Farencherlandeer pirsun!Ah, look at ze leetle poodles ... zey are so poofy. Would you like ze biscuit*, leetle doogy?
*What the poodles don't know is we replaced their normal biscuits with Slaad-Maker Egg Laden Biscuits. Let's see if they notice the difference ...
Oo-la-la! What a fine poodle you are. Would you like ze biscuit? Is very very good ... I make zem with ze croissant every morning.
Clinically Depressed Poodle |
Humps an eldritch evil once more, with feeling.
Gaaahhhh! Damn it Boss! Do you have to keep doing that? It's distrubing.
CourtFool |
Won't humping an eldritch evil cause your willie to fall off? YAP!
No, but you do have to make your SAN check. Of course, the poodle's 'Silly' ability grants us immunity to all SAN loss. So, technically, we can fail the check, but suffer no consequences.
Do you have to keep doing that? It's distrubing.
The eldritch evil does not seem to mind.
Snarky Poodle |
Rusty the Poodle wrote:Does anybody want to go to France with me? I'd like to sample the Eiffel Tower.I'm up for a trip. But if we're flying you are going to be in a plastic carry-on. I'll slip you bits of different metals to snack on.
To flight attendant: "I'd like some cranberry juice, and maybe another bag of pretzels. Oh, and my companion would like a bag of nails."
Poodle Jack Slaad |
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:To flight attendant: "I'd like some cranberry juice, and maybe another bag of pretzels. Oh, and my companion would like a bag of nails."Rusty the Poodle wrote:Does anybody want to go to France with me? I'd like to sample the Eiffel Tower.I'm up for a trip. But if we're flying you are going to be in a plastic carry-on. I'll slip you bits of different metals to snack on.
I'm still hoping he never turns vampiric. A Vampire Rust Monster...
*shudders*Ambrosia Slaad |
I'm up for a trip. But if we're flying you are going to be in a plastic carry-on. I'll slip you bits of different metals to snack on.
1) Be sure they put him through the carry-on scanner/x-rayer (I hate those things).
2) Make sure Mr. Priceline isn't on your flight. Even if Rusty goes nowhere near the wings, he'll probably freak way out.
I'm still hoping he never turns vampiric. A Vampire Rust Monster...
*shudders*
A Jack Rusty would be worse.
Poodle Jack Slaad |
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:I'm up for a trip. But if we're flying you are going to be in a plastic carry-on. I'll slip you bits of different metals to snack on.1) Be sure they put him through the carry-on scanner/x-rayer (I hate those things).
2) Make sure Mr. Priceline isn't on your flight. Even if Rusty goes nowhere near the wings, he'll probably freak way out.
I can see him on the wings...
Little Kid:"Mommy, why is there a rust monster on the wing?"
Little Kid's Mom:"Aren't you supposed to ask about a clown?"
Greyish-Greenish Slaad |
CourtFool wrote:Little Kid:"But you took it away when I started hunting your parrot!"Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:Little Kid:"Mommy, why is there a rust monster on the wing?"Little Kid's Mom: "D20 Modern had to maintain Gygaxian Naturalism. Now go get your sling."
*Piddles on PJS*
Traitor!Slaade alsacien |
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:Traitor!Says the Slaad who looks like a poodle...Surely poodles and honorary poodles can set aside their differences.
Let's hump!
'ave ze biscuit to get ze energy for all ze 'umping, you silly poodles.
<hands out croissant shaped biscuits ... chock full of eggs ... and scritches any poodle that comes near behind the ears>
Slaade alsacien |
CourtFool wrote:*Humps PJS*Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:Traitor!Says the Slaad who looks like a poodle...Surely poodles and honorary poodles can set aside their differences.
Let's hump!
Ah! Zis poodle 'as been getting into ze truffles! 'e is covered in ze champignons from 'is 'ead to tail!
Come 'ere little poodle! Let me remove ze truffles from your fur so I may cook up zome truffle surprise! I will give you a biscuit!
Greyish-Greenish Slaad |
Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:CourtFool wrote:*Humps PJS*Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:Traitor!Says the Slaad who looks like a poodle...Surely poodles and honorary poodles can set aside their differences.
Let's hump!
Ah! Zis poodle 'as been getting into ze truffles! 'e is covered in ze champignons from 'is 'ead to tail!
Come 'ere little poodle! Let me remove ze truffles from your fur so I may cook up zome truffle surprise! I will give you a biscuit!
Ooh! A biscuit! *Runs up to Slaade*