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Everyone else has stopped posting which means, I win! I should think not. prepare to be destroyed! Fire the nuclear missiles! What? What do you mean, we sued them on the Poodles?! The poodles are still alive! What? Not effect--I'll have your head chopped off, son of a poodle!
Your mother was a test tube, and your father was a herring. You must give Palin a better budget so she can buy some more clothes. *Ahem* I fixed that for ya. See, we're America lovers too!*Plots world domination*
I'm sorry--while we're a (sorta)apocalyptic cult, we don't have access to nukes. If you can get Dub'ya or one of those rogue Russian KGB guys to join up, we'll see what we can do.Hmm...can we have any nuclear weapons? We lost our old ones because of, um, terrorists. Hmm. No, I think we'll pass for now.
Hmm...can we have any nuclear weapons? We lost our old ones because of, um, terrorists. We would only use the weapons for, um, good things.
You're a part of the conspiracy to silence me. I know it.Why does that in no way give me any cause for surprise?Yeah, we're embarrassing ourselves. I've had posts this long.This thread is coming along nicely.I'm not so sure. I think it's still a little short. Obama also plans to outlaw God. He told me at our Satanic cult.
No! I'm alright... *Is on fire*Look! I got a slam attack! And I deal fire damage! Who's laughing now?!
The only change you have brought us sir, is the change in our debt load. I hope we can survive without declaring bankrupcy.*points at the Authoritarian Follower* Hope... Change....I hope that you change soon. You're not wrong! It is not the fault of our pal, Bush, who did not bankrupt the country when he didn't start out with an excess in the National Treasury thingy, and he didn't decide to go to war under false pretenses! /mafia speak Now please stop accusing my ally of trying to run the US into the ground and surrender to us. This thinly-veiled political argument is getting boring.
It's Paizonia, not "Moorlockovia." *Runs back in, pausing to respond to G.A.R.* No, we're attacking Moorluck's country, not Paizonia.
*humps the King's left leg*Burn poodles, burn!No, no, no! We're attacking Moorluck! Augh! *Runs off*
*Runs in*
You fool! I told you not to stop there! Alright, one moment...I'll go steal from the Jacks. HOLD THE FORT! *Hightails it outta here*
Burn poodles, burn! No, no, no! We're attacking Moorluck!
Well, the second one sucked, and was much worse than the first. here's hoping 3 will be better.I would recommend that you take the first lady and the kids to see Ice Age 3 Mr. President. It is a hilarious movie for all ages.If it's as funny as the first to I plan on having it projected on the moon for National Family Movie Night, one of my better ideas, IMO. Moorluck's country is attacking us! TO WAR!!!
I would recommend that you take the first lady and the kids to see Ice Age 3 Mr. President. It is a hilarious movie for all ages.If it's as funny as the first to I plan on having it projected on the moon for National Family Movie Night, one of my better ideas, IMO. Well, the second one sucked, and was much worse than the first. here's hoping 3 will be better.
I am confused. Nobody is frigthened horribly of the prospect of a war with us...
We did. Fear Yunevrherdofus!
That's it. The leaders of America are clearly morally bankrupt. Let us declare war on the and kill all their citizens!Now that's a plan!!! Yeah, war profiteering will stimulate the economy. Yes, let's declare war on the nation of Comma and kill all those Comma-ie b*st*rds! Exactly! Except we're targeting the US. FULL STEAM AHEAD!
That's it. The leaders of America are clearly morally bankrupt. Let us declare war on the, and kill all their citizens!
And people wonder why I resigned *sigh* I thought it was because you were terrified of the upcoming war with us. |
