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Kim Jung-Il wrote:
Everyone else has stopped posting which means, I win!

I should think not. prepare to be destroyed! Fire the nuclear missiles!

What? What do you mean, we sued them on the Poodles?! The poodles are still alive! What? Not effect--I'll have your head chopped off, son of a poodle!


Kim Jung-Il wrote:
Your mother was a test tube, and your father was a herring. You must give Palin a better budget so she can buy some more clothes.

*Ahem*

I fixed that for ya. See, we're America lovers too!
*Plots world domination*


Celestial Follower wrote:
King of Yunevrherdofus wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:

<Reappears, carrying a fish bowl--with Angel Fish inside>

You! King of Yunevrherdofus! Repent of your warlike ways--come to the "Baned" thread and join the Celestial Healer's cult! It's the only one that's holy, keen, and bane.

Hmm...can we have any nuclear weapons? We lost our old ones because of, um, terrorists.
I'm sorry--while we're a (sorta)apocalyptic cult, we don't have access to nukes. If you can get Dub'ya or one of those rogue Russian KGB guys to join up, we'll see what we can do.

Hmm. No, I think we'll pass for now.


Celestial Follower wrote:

<Reappears, carrying a fish bowl--with Angel Fish inside>

You! King of Yunevrherdofus! Repent of your warlike ways--come to the "Baned" thread and join the Celestial Healer's cult! It's the only one that's holy, keen, and bane.

Hmm...can we have any nuclear weapons? We lost our old ones because of, um, terrorists. We would only use the weapons for, um, good things.


The Jade wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
This thread is coming along nicely.
I'm not so sure. I think it's still a little short.
Yeah, we're embarrassing ourselves. I've had posts this long.
Why does that in no way give me any cause for surprise?
You're a part of the conspiracy to silence me. I know it.

Obama also plans to outlaw God. He told me at our Satanic cult.


Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:

What a fine morning! Anyone for some Pecan Sandies?

<Looks at morning paper>

Well, look at that! Yunevrherdofus is now Yuwonteverhearofus.

No! I'm alright...

*Is on fire*
Look! I got a slam attack! And I deal fire damage! Who's laughing now?!


Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC wrote:
President of the USA, B. Obama wrote:
*points at the Authoritarian Follower* Hope... Change....
I hope that you change soon.
The only change you have brought us sir, is the change in our debt load. I hope we can survive without declaring bankrupcy.

You're not wrong! It is not the fault of our pal, Bush, who did not bankrupt the country when he didn't start out with an excess in the National Treasury thingy, and he didn't decide to go to war under false pretenses! /mafia speak

Now please stop accusing my ally of trying to run the US into the ground and surrender to us. This thinly-veiled political argument is getting boring.


L. G. G., C. o. t. 101st G.A.R. wrote:
War Minister of Yunevrherdofus wrote:

!Death to Moorlockovia!

What do you mean we used all the missiles on the poodles?

It's Paizonia, not "Moorlockovia."

*Runs back in, pausing to respond to G.A.R.*

No, we're attacking Moorluck's country, not Paizonia.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
King of Yunevrherdofus wrote:
War Minister of Yunevrherdofus wrote:
Burn poodles, burn!
No, no, no! We're attacking Moorluck!
*humps the King's left leg*

Augh!

*Runs off*


*Runs in*
Give me your Jackapult!


War Minister of Yunevrherdofus wrote:

!Death to Moorlockovia!

What do you mean we used all the missiles on the poodles?

You fool! I told you not to stop there! Alright, one moment...I'll go steal from the Jacks. HOLD THE FORT!

*Hightails it outta here*


War Minister of Yunevrherdofus wrote:
Burn poodles, burn!

No, no, no! We're attacking Moorluck!


L. G. G., C. o. t. 101st G.A.R. wrote:
King of Yunevrherdofus wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Joe Sixpack wrote:
I would recommend that you take the first lady and the kids to see Ice Age 3 Mr. President. It is a hilarious movie for all ages.
If it's as funny as the first to I plan on having it projected on the moon for National Family Movie Night, one of my better ideas, IMO.
Well, the second one sucked, and was much worse than the first. here's hoping 3 will be better.

Shoots the terrorist with his rocket launcher.

GARs, spread out and see if there are any more of these weirdos around.

Moorluck's country is attacking us! TO WAR!!!


Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Joe Sixpack wrote:
I would recommend that you take the first lady and the kids to see Ice Age 3 Mr. President. It is a hilarious movie for all ages.
If it's as funny as the first to I plan on having it projected on the moon for National Family Movie Night, one of my better ideas, IMO.

Well, the second one sucked, and was much worse than the first. here's hoping 3 will be better.


I am confused. Nobody is frigthened horribly of the prospect of a war with us...
They must be paralyzed with fear. Muahaha!


We did. Fear Yunevrherdofus!


Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:
King of Yunevrherdofus wrote:
That's it. The leaders of America are clearly morally bankrupt. Let us declare war on the, and kill all their citizens!
Now that's a plan!!! Yeah, war profiteering will stimulate the economy. Yes, let's declare war on the nation of Comma and kill all those Comma-ie b*st*rds!

Exactly!

Except we're targeting the US. FULL STEAM AHEAD!


That's it. The leaders of America are clearly morally bankrupt. Let us declare war on the, and kill all their citizens!


Sarah Palin wrote:
And people wonder why I resigned *sigh*

I thought it was because you were terrified of the upcoming war with us.