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Llamafrog wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I had a pet squirrel once....

I suppose you ate it... Was it good?

No...some french bastard shot it, and then HE ate it!

Was zat yours, mon poodle? I am so sorry for zat. 'ere, 'ave a freshly baked steak and egg biscuit.

Vegans! Grrr......

Zees burgers are not ze vegan burgers, mon poodle, zey are full of ze cow goodness zat comes from ze Angus. Zey are smothered in ze onion and cheese, with a big spear of ze pickle. Tasty, no? 'ere, 'ave one, mon poodle.

<hands over a cheeseburger with a egg buried in the middle>

Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:

I so wish we had In-N-Out Burgers here in SW FL. My mouth waters just thinking about them.

My new favorite burger joint is Five Guys. I always get a burger with bacon on it, and an order of their fresh mad fries. Mmmmm.....

You know, I've tried Five Guys (we have one in South Asheville) and while they do make a good burger, they do not hold a candle to a local burger joint here called French Fryz ... and they are cheaper than Five Guys ... and have "'50's style shakes" and malts ... mmmm

Ah, you want ze 'amburgers, mon poodle? I 'ave a burger for you!

<hands over a bacon, cheese and egg laden double burger, with a side of egg laden fries>

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system.

{looks closer at landmine} That's weird... {cautious sniff} ugh, what's wrong with you CDP!!!

O. M. G. You've gone... {cue ominous music} VEGAN!!!! {flips through phonebook looking for local In-N-Out Burger location}

We've got to get at least a Double-Double in you now, before you turn into a... {cue ominous music} HIPPEH!!!!

Say it ain't so, CDP!

Gah! Did I roll in that?! *Licks self hurriedly*

Ees alright, you poodles. 'ere 'ave a fresh baked biscuit ... eet ees tout normal et organique ... you will like, try zem.

<hands out organic vegan biscuits with a few egg laced biscuits mixed in>

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Tell me about it. Unfortunately, someone also decided that the frenchies were allowed to leave and visit other places. Even live in other places! WTF?

Let's put the French in camps! YAP!

Ze cooking camp, perchance moncheri poodle? I could make more of ze biscuits de méchants étrangers zat I know you all enjoy so very much, no?

CourtFool wrote:

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Traitor!

Says the Slaad who looks like a poodle...

Surely poodles and honorary poodles can set aside their differences.

Let's hump!

*Humps PJS*

Ah! Zis poodle 'as been getting into ze truffles! 'e is covered in ze champignons from 'is 'ead to tail!

Come 'ere little poodle! Let me remove ze truffles from your fur so I may cook up zome truffle surprise! I will give you a biscuit!

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Traitor!

Says the Slaad who looks like a poodle...

Surely poodles and honorary poodles can set aside their differences.

Let's hump!

'ave ze biscuit to get ze energy for all ze 'umping, you silly poodles.

<hands out croissant shaped biscuits ... chock full of eggs ... and scritches any poodle that comes near behind the ears>

EVERYTHING is humpable!

Ho-oh you silly leetle poodles. You are ze humping machine, eet must make you so very very tired. 'ere you go, 'ave a biscuit, eet will give you ze energy you need for your pasttimes.

<hands out more egg-laden biscuits>

Slaade alsacien wrote:

Ah, look at ze leetle poodles ... zey are so poofy. Would you like ze biscuit*, leetle doogy?

*What the poodles don't know is we replaced their normal biscuits with Slaad-Maker Egg Laden Biscuits. Let's see if they notice the difference ...

Criminally Displaced Puddle! Its uh Farencherlandeer pirsun!

Oo-la-la! What a fine poodle you are. Would you like ze biscuit? Is very very good ... I make zem with ze croissant every morning.

Ah, look at ze leetle poodles ... zey are so poofy. Would you like ze biscuit*, leetle doogy?

*What the poodles don't know is we replaced their normal biscuits with Slaad-Maker Egg Laden Biscuits. Let's see if they notice the difference ...