I really hate that they took our schtick.
Yeah, today is veteran's day, and a fine hump day too!
*humps Alien Abductor*
Mmmmm....that's even better than the probe.
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Miss Kitty wrote: {closes eyes and concentrates} UGH! {is smooshed flat on the floor} I think I'm doing it wrong. I'll help you fly! *punts Miss Kitty* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!- <WHOOMP!>
{struggles to feet} Landing is even harder than Flying.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Is it Friday yet? Not yet...
It is Hump Day, though.
Snarky Poodle wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Is it Friday yet? Not yet...
It is Hump Day, though. Yay!
*humps Snarky Poodle*
Alien Abductor wrote: Mmmmm....that's even better than the probe.
One of us!
CourtFool wrote: Alien Abductor wrote: Mmmmm....that's even better than the probe.
One of us! *Gives Alien Abductor a Poodle Honorary Badge, a squeaky toy, and a Hump Discount Coupon*
<Humps the squeaky toy>
I don't think this is working right.
looks at calender and realizes it is finally Friday....THE 13TH!!!
Damn!
Woo Hoo! I need to buy a lottery ticket. Friday the 13th is always lucky for me.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: looks at calender and realizes it is finally Friday....THE 13TH!!!
Damn!
*whines* *runs and hides under the couch*
I could swear I've been followed today - big guy, ratty clothing, hockey mask. I'm pretty sure he's french.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I could swear I've been followed today - big guy, ratty clothing, hockey mask. I'm pretty sure he's french. Did you bite him?
Snarky Poodle wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I could swear I've been followed today - big guy, ratty clothing, hockey mask. I'm pretty sure he's french. Did you bite him? Or just a nibble? I doubt he could run fast; he sounds like he has a lung condition.
Snarky Poodle wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I could swear I've been followed today - big guy, ratty clothing, hockey mask. I'm pretty sure he's french. Did you bite him? If he's French you can be assured Sumo mauled him.
Damn! Crazy, hockey-mask-wearing, french bastard tried to stick me with a pitch fork! I had to open up a can of poodle whoop-ass on him.
Monday! Why did it have to be...Monday!
*nudges a squeaky toy to CDP*
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Monday! Why did it have to be...Monday! You can get through it Sumo. Just take a double dose of your meds. *Licks Sumo*
Nukes self from orbit with a triple dose of meds....
It's the only way to be sure.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Nukes self from orbit with a triple dose of meds....
It's the only way to be sure.
Did you bring enough meds to share with the rest of the pack? No brown pills though; it's in my rider.
I thought every day was hump day.
Hmmm...you've got a point.
humps Snarky
Is Saturday and is Hump Day!
*Humps the mirror*
Ugh! Another Monday! Are you guys sure we can't just outlaw this day?
Why would we outlaw hump day?
Everyday is humpday, so it isn't like we'd be losing much.
Wow, everyone has gone away. I guess you all finally don't like me anymore.....
Thanks Snarky. I needed that. But, hey! At least it's Friday!
Sorry guys. A particular post made me realize I do not belong here.
CourtFool wrote: Sorry guys. A particular post made me realize I do not belong here. That sounds ominous...
Don't let "the man" get you down.
Snarky Poodle wrote: Don't let "the man" get you down. Yeah! HUMP THE MAN! SHOW HIM WHO'S THE MASTER! Wait?! Did I say that? What's wrong with me?!
What's up, CourtFool?
I am not saying good bye. Just posting less.
CourtFool wrote: I am not saying good bye. Just posting less. I'm just a cat (frog), but I'll always consider you welcome. Let us know if there is anything we can do to help, ok?
Thank you, Miss Kitty. It is not anything like that. My play style just does not quite align with this place.
CourtFool wrote: My play style just does not quite align with this place. Don't let the munchkins & gishies grind you down. :)
Miss Kitty wrote: Don't let the munchkins & gishies grind you down. :) It is not just them.
CourtFool wrote: Miss Kitty wrote: Don't let the munchkins & gishies grind you down. :) It is not just them. :(
If it's something you feel like talking about, let me know.
POOOOOOOOOOOODLES!!!! Poodles poodles everywhere!
*runs around scritching and petting all the poodles*
CourtFool wrote: Miss Kitty wrote: Don't let the munchkins & gishies grind you down. :) It is not just them. Sorry to hear that, CF. Do you want me to disintegrate their cars?
Well, today is better than most Tuesdays.
Rusty the Poodle wrote: Sorry to hear that, CF. Do you want me to disintegrate their cars?
No. I wish them no ill will. I am just frustrated.
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