...but not locked.
Are you sure? I wasn't able to post in itjust now.
You are right. Locked.
Looks like you're in need of some red hot poodle luvin' too! *Gets off Jester and begins to hump Callous Jack's leg*
Ooooo, purrrrrrr! {clamps tri-fanged maw over CJ's noggin and tries unsuccessfully to drag him into the Ethereal}
Ugh, you taste like stale beer, cigar smoke, and flatulence. {jogs off to find something caustic to burn the awful taste out her mouth}
Mmmmmm....stale beer.
licks CF
Not surprised, but a little disappointed.
Interesting. Kae-Yoss' post vanished.
It's the power of the LoAC Who Must Not Be Named.
I realize posts have disappeared before, but I did not think his was contentious. It seemed he snuck it in right after GT posted. I am going with Post Monster snack.
Mmmmm......post?
Happy Birthday, CJ!
<Humps CJs jugular>
licks CJ
Happy Birthday, CJ!
<Humps CJs jugular>
Purrrrr! {rubs up against CJ's unhumped leg}
Purrrrr! {rubs up against CJ's unhumped leg}
Unhumped leg? Well, now you're just talking crazy.....
Want some meds?
*wakes up from nap*
Wow. What day is it?
It's last Wednesday.
Figures.
licks Snarky
Purrrrr! {rubs up against CJ's unhumped leg}
Yap! One of us! Yap!
Hey boss, I heard on another thread that they were trying to crossbreed a poodle with a drow.
Have you ever known me to discriminate? Well, maybe against the Jacks.
That's because the Jacks are a bunch of wankers! Almost as bad as the frenchies.
I heard that drow are into all sorts of kinky stuff.
Yap!
humps a nearby bush
I heard that drow are into all sorts of kinky stuff.
They sound like my kind of people.
They sound like my kind of people.
Furry and horny! Awesome!
That's because the Jacks are a bunch of wankers! Almost as bad as the frenchies.
*&^$#& Poodles!
pees on JRHM
pees on JRHM
*punts CDP* Wow! That was one of my better ones!
runs back and humps JRHM's leg
We take a lumpin, but keep on humpin!
Take that.
Take that.
*looks nervous* Anything "odd" you find in there is FratJack's, not mine.
So that's "Fratjack's" copy of Farm Animals Monthly?
Check out the udders on that sow.
So that's "Fratjack's" copy of Farm Animals Monthly?
Uh, yeah, yeah! You know that FratJack. He'll try anything once. *looks sheepish*
Is that a 'Dear Farm Animals Monthly' letter tucked inside?
*looks sheepish*
You Baaaaaad boy.
So that's "Fratjack's" copy of Farm Animals Monthly?Uh, yeah, yeah! You know that FratJack. He'll try anything once. *looks sheepish*
{looks at address label} Huh. He spells his name just like yours... "Raymond Luxury Yacht."
Is that a 'Dear Farm Animals Monthly' letter tucked inside?
Of course not. I sent it off alre... Er, I mean FratJack sent it off already.
starts to read letter
"Dear FAM, I don't normally have anything to do with goats..."
I hope there's a hot poodle in this story.
I like you better than FratJack.
<Humps JRHM's jugular>
gets so excited, he pees
I hope there's a hot poodle in this story.
me too. Poodles are awesome.
humps the Tindall's leg
A new honorary poodle?!
I'd vote yea!
As he long as he doesn't start humping back...