Raise of the Poodle Lords

[Puddle]

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Maybe we need more squeaky toys for motivation.

Hime secund taht moshun!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Maybe we need more squeaky toys for motivation.

My squeaky toys usually get stolen....

[Cockapoo]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Maybe we need more squeaky toys for motivation.

My squeaky toys usually get stolen....

*whistles innocently*

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

I was innocent once.....

[Greyish-Greenish Slaad]

Yap!

[Greyish-Greenish Slaad]

Yap!

[Greyish-Greenish Slaad]

Yap!

[Greyish-Greenish Slaad]

Yap!

[Greyish-Greenish Slaad]

Yap!

[Greyish-Greenish Slaad]

Yap!

[Greyish-Greenish Slaad]

Yap!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

It's like a broken record....

[Greyish-Greenish Slaad]

Yap!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Hmmm...maybe if he's smacked, it will jolt him out of this...

smack's the slaad thing upside the head

[Yankee Poodle]

Maybe he needs to be humped?

*humps GGS*

[CourtFool]

A beeping noise like that of a large truck backing up can be heard coming from outside. The beeping stops with a hiss of an airbrake. Then the sound of metal on metal. Suddenly, the living room is flooded with squeaky toys.

[Snarky Poodle]

*dives into squeaky toys*

[Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy]

POODLE PILE!!!!

[Yankee Poodle]

CANINE CANNONBALL!

[CourtFool]

Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!

[CourtFool]

*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*

[Cockapoo]

*dives in the toys* I think I'm in Poodle heaven! YAP!

[CourtFool]

Buries a few toys in the back yard for safe keeping.

[CourtFool]

Word out to Lucas.

[Rusty the Poodle]

*squeak*

Yay! Squeaky toys! With no metal components!

[Yankee Poodle]

*humps large squeaky toy*

Look! No teeth!

*SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!*

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Some people are just @$$holes! Mostly the french....

[CourtFool]

Licks Clinically Depressed Poodle.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Thanks boss!

[Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Thanks boss!

Guessing it wasn't a french lick. :)

[CourtFool]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Thanks boss!

Having a day myself. So I feel your French inspired pain.

[Greyish-Greenish Slaad]

Come, my fellow poodles! We must beat the FaWtL thread!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

CourtFool wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Thanks boss!

Having a day myself. So I feel your French inspired pain.

Tell me about it. I walk into a place I love this morning, and some very rude person is throwing around insults about folks like me. For a minute, I thought I'd wandered into Paris.

[CourtFool]

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Come, my fellow poodles! We must beat the FaWtL thread!

GP first. One step at a time.

[CourtFool]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Tell me about it. I walk into a place I love this morning, and some very rude person is throwing around insults about folks like me. For a minute, I thought I'd wandered into Paris.

Frenchies at the kennel again? Yap!

[Bi-Polar Poodle - Not so Happy]

CourtFool wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Tell me about it. I walk into a place I love this morning, and some very rude person is throwing around insults about folks like me. For a minute, I thought I'd wandered into Paris.

Frenchies at the kennel again? Yap!

Zombie hatred or poodle hatred? GRRR!

[CourtFool]

Just under 300 posts. Not to mention it continues to grow daily.

In the words of the great Poobama, Yes, we can!

[CourtFool]

The healing power of poodles!

[CourtFool]

What we need is a party. A 'Cheer Clinically Depressed Poodle' party.

[CourtFool]

Let's clean up all these squeaky toys up and get some decorations.

[Snarky Poodle]

CourtFool wrote:

Let's clean up all these squeaky toys up and get some decorations.

I'll clean them up!

*starts hording squeaky toys*

[Cockapoo]

CourtFool wrote:

What we need is a party. A 'Cheer Clinically Depressed Poodle' party.

Sounds like fun. Who do we invite? I'm guessing the Jacks and the Zombies are a big "no" for sure. The Slaad? The Celestials?

[Cockapoo]

I'll bring the music! YAP!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

CourtFool wrote:

What we need is a party. A 'Cheer Clinically Depressed Poodle' party.

It's no use. I'm doomed.

Edit: Oops.

[CourtFool]

I am for offering the olive branch again. Invite the Jacks and the Zombies. Just as long as they can keep from punting us. Slaads are welcome as long as they keep their eggs to themselves. The Celestials are welcome.

[Aberzombie]

CourtFool wrote:

Invite the Jacks and the Zombies.

You like us! You really do like us!

[Celestial Healer]

CourtFool wrote:

The Celestials are welcome.

Hooray!

We'll keep our evangelizing to a minimum.

[Potato Slaad]

And we slaad's will try not to egg anyone. I can't promise anything though. We are a chaotic bunch.

[Jack's Right Hand Man]

Perhaps this can heal the rift between the Jacks and Poodles.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

I was thrown into a rift once - it was filled with thorn bushes.