zzzzzzz.. *whine whine* zzzzzzzzz
The awesomeness of the Jacks can not be put into stats little one.
Interesting. When did the cult of Sebastian take over the Jacks?
The awesomeness of the Jacks can not be put into stats little one.Interesting. When did the cult of Sebastian take over the Jacks?
It's the other way around. The Dread Lawyer has but a cult of one. Kinda like KC's Best Buddy.
You could stat the Jacks, but then you'd have to keep improving said stats every minute. Even worse than when you chase your own tail. Just trying to save you some work. ;)
*gives Jack Hammer a frosty Dark and Stormy**checks for anything 'added' to said Dark & Stormy. If safe, drinks it and pats Llamafrog on the head*
You liked it? I added some lemonade to it, and it really improved the taste!
Even worse than when you chase your own tail. Just trying to save you some work. ;)
Proof you have yet to grasp the essence of poodleness.
*spins in circles chasing his tail in the opposite direction of CF to make the dizziness 'better'*
*catches own tail*
Gotcha, you son of a bi....
dipshyat.
[A voice from another thread:]
HEHWUHP!
Somebody save me from inside a bad dog's tummy!
sniffs around for a bit, then drops a big landmine
[A voice from another thread:]
HEHWUHP!
Somebody save me from inside a bad dog's tummy!
Pfft. I don't see "Lassie" written on my collar. I'm not some border collie that comes running whenever some little brat falls in a well or gets eaten by a zombie wolf. We poodles have an image to maintain.
*humps a squeaky toy*
I smell a republican mud slinging campaign.
We poodles have an image to maintain.
*humps a squeaky toy*
Darn right we do. *starts rolling in CDP's landmine*
[A voice from another thread:]
HEHWUHP!
Somebody save me from inside a bad dog's tummy!
Pfft. I don't see "Lassie" written on my collar. I'm not some border collie that comes running whenever some little brat falls in a well or gets eaten by a zombie wolf. We poodles have an image to maintain.
*humps a squeaky toy*
I don't have a collar. Whenever someone puts a collar on me, it falls off.
Runs over to the Jack thread to pee on something.
[A voice from another thread:]
HEHWUHP!
Somebody save me from inside a bad dog's tummy!
Pfft. I don't see "Lassie" written on my collar. I'm not some border collie that comes running whenever some little brat falls in a well or gets eaten by a zombie wolf. We poodles have an image to maintain.
*humps a squeaky toy*
I don't have a collar. Whenever someone puts a collar on me, it falls off.
Don't you worry. We'll get you a plastic one.
wanders back from the Jack thread and drops another big landmine
Don't you worry. We'll get you a plastic one.[A voice from another thread:]
HEHWUHP!
Somebody save me from inside a bad dog's tummy!
Pfft. I don't see "Lassie" written on my collar. I'm not some border collie that comes running whenever some little brat falls in a well or gets eaten by a zombie wolf. We poodles have an image to maintain.
*humps a squeaky toy*
I don't have a collar. Whenever someone puts a collar on me, it falls off.
Yay! Plastique!
Mmmm....meds.
Mmmm....meds.
<Eats some of the meds CDP left>
Guys, am I supposed to be hearing colors?
Oh sure, make fun of the fact that we're color-blind.
Oh sure, make fun of the fact that we're color-blind.
Really, I can only see the colors steel and *yum* rust. Everything else is in black and white.
Did someone eat my meds???!!!!!!
Did someone eat my meds???!!!!!!
Why do you taste so angry?
*humps Bi-Polar Poodle*
*humps Bi-Polar Poodle*
Ooh! Massage therapy works too.
*humps Rusty the Poodle*
*humps Bi-Polar Poodle*Ooh! Massage therapy works too.
*humps Rusty the Poodle*
Mmm...orange.
I was painted orange once...
I was painted orange once...
Was it for a Syracuse game?
I was painted orange once...Was it for a Syracuse game?
No, I happened to walk by as some young kids were spraying graffiti. They spray painted me. I'm pretty sure they were frenchies...
No, I happened to walk by as some young kids were spraying graffiti. They spray painted me. I'm pretty sure they were frenchies...I was painted orange once...Was it for a Syracuse game?
Perhaps they were French Syracuse fans. YAP!
Goddamned frenchies....
YAP!
Exactly!
The only good frenchie is a fried frenchie?
The only good frenchie is a fried frenchie?
Except for the smell!
The only good frenchie is a fried frenchie?Except for the smell!
They smell no matter how you cook them.
The only smell I like coming from a frenchie is the smell of fear.
The only smell I like coming from a frenchie is the smell of fear.
They are capable of other smells?
If you maul them just right (or really just growl a little at them), they'll pee themselves like a 4 year old who just drank a gallon of soda and can't get to the bathroom in time.
Arf!
Arf!
Meow!
Arf!Meow!
Yapyapyapyap!!!
*chases poodle-like cat*
Arf!Meow!
*humps the poodle with the speech impediment*
YAP!
Arf!Meow!Yapyapyapyap!!!
*chases poodle-like cat*
*runs* I'm a poodle! I just ate a cat!
*humps the poodle with the speech impediment*Arf!Meow!
Wait a minute! I'm a boy dog! You can't....hey, this isn't half bad!
pees on a nearby treant
Hi, fellow poodles! I'm Yankee Poodle!
Went to town on (CDP), and
Riding on a pony (guess who that is)
Stuck his cold nose by CF's butt,
And awarded him a Tony!
YAP!
*sniffs Yankee Poodle's bum*