drops several landmines
piddles
*As with every Memorial Day remembers the brave monsters who gave their lives fighting the Poodle infestation*
I know that it's your birthday, Snarky! Come on out and take your birthday puntings!
Scratches at the door.
Scratches at the door.
Yay! It's Courtfool! *gives Courtfool a welcome back humping*
Oh yeah! Give it to me!
How's you?
Oh yeah! Give it to me!
How's you?
Doing OK I guess. Just trying to stay clear of all of the monsters around here.
I'm waiting until Wednesday. It's birthday humpings, not puntings.
Doing OK I guess. Just trying to stay clear of all of the monsters around here.Oh yeah! Give it to me!
How's you?
You know what we do with monsters, don't you?
I'm waiting until Wednesday. It's birthday humpings, not puntings.
*from the Abyss* Bah!!! Spoilsport!!!
You know what we do with monsters, don't you?Doing OK I guess. Just trying to stay clear of all of the monsters around here.Oh yeah! Give it to me!
How's you?
Yeah but it's kinda hard to hump them when they're punting you.
Yeah but it's kinda hard to hump them when they're punting you.You know what we do with monsters, don't you?Doing OK I guess. Just trying to stay clear of all of the monsters around here.Oh yeah! Give it to me!
How's you?
I beg to differ.
Yeah but it's kinda hard to hump them when they're punting you.
That's why I always go for the face.
Someone went for my face once........
Sumo!
What day is it anyway?
It's Humpday!!!!!! Hmm...I've never humped a Celestial before. First time for everything I guess. *humps CH*
Someone went for my face once........
*From the Abyss* I tried to take you out with my baseball bat. Unfortunately, I missed.
But.....but....wait.....I.....
Damnit! I never get to hump the celestials!
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What day is it anyway?It's Humpday!!!!!! Hmm...I've never humped a Celestial before. First time for everything I guess. *humps CH*Gaaah! Get it off me!
Smite smite smite!
How did I wind up in this thread?
Ugh.
*goes back to Celestial Thread*
*from Limbo* You'll....you'll call me, right? Right? *sigh* Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
It's okay, HuMo. You're always top dog in my book.
Is this a good week to wear my Celestial costume?
Is this a good week to wear my Celestial costume?
Only if you want to break poor HuMo's heart. Yap! Yap!
It's okay, HuMo. You're always top dog in my book.
Thanks there, big guy. You'll get an extra humping next week.
Is this a good week to wear my Celestial costume?Only if you want to break poor HuMo's heart. Yap! Yap!
I guess I'll always have the memories. *sniff*
OK Monday. We might as well get this over with.
gets ready to hump and/or piddle
OK Monday. We might as well get this over with.
gets ready to hump and/or piddle
Are you ready to fly? *punts CDP* Wow! I got some distance that time!
Ready for some lovin', MoMo?
piddles on MoMo, then humps him
Ahhh!!!! Get off me you perverts!!!! *throws CDP & Llamafrog across the room* *dusts and dries himself off* Do I have a sign that says "hump me"?! No, I don't!
Actually, you do. It's still there from last week.
Actually, you do. It's still there from last week.
WTF are you talking about? I don't have a sign on me..... *looks around and sees a sign on his back* F%^$!!!!
scampers about, free of worry and pain
I guess Sumo got his meds!
Humpday is nearly upon us...
Humpday is nearly upon us...
Everyday is Humpday for us. *Humps Llamafrog*
scampers about, free of worry and pain
Who are you and what have you done with the real Sumo? Grrrrr.....
Is it Humpday? Did I miss it?
Is it Humpday? Did I miss it?
Nopes!
*humps Snarky Poodle*
Is it Humpday? Did I miss it?
Nope! *puts on the Barry White album* Let's start a love train! *Humps Llamafrog and Snarky*
scampers about
Is anybody humping today?
Is anybody humping today?
You know I am! *Humps Snarky*
*is wearing a suit made out of sparklers*
This is burning my flesh, but damn I look good.
piddles some more
Oh yeah, splash me, baby.
I love what you've done with the place.
Do you mean the fact that the carpet is more urine-soaked than ever?