Wheeeeee!
You know my favorite holiday song? Frosty the Snowman! Know why?
Humpity, hump hump, humpity, hump hump,
Look at Snarky go-o-o-o!
Humpity, hump hump, humpity, hump hump,
Watch him hump MoMo!
*humps MoMo*
Snarky Poodle wrote: Wheeeeee!
You know my favorite holiday song? Frosty the Snowman! Know why?
Humpity, hump hump, humpity, hump hump,
Look at Snarky go-o-o-o!
Humpity, hump hump, humpity, hump hump,
Watch him hump MoMo!
*humps MoMo*
You sunuva......*dies from being overhumped*
The Monday Monster wrote: Snarky Poodle wrote: Wheeeeee!
You know my favorite holiday song? Frosty the Snowman! Know why?
Humpity, hump hump, humpity, hump hump,
Look at Snarky go-o-o-o!
Humpity, hump hump, humpity, hump hump,
Watch him hump MoMo!
*humps MoMo* You sunuva......*dies from being overhumped* *checks the body* Hey, it's still warm! *humps MoMo's body in order to get that last dying quiver*
*blows party whistle* Happy New Year, everybody!!! *accidentally swallows whistle and begins choking* *dies*
That was some f#+*ed up s$+~!
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: That was some f*+!ed up s@!$! *from the Abyss* I actually thought that was hilarious, especially when he turned blue. You poodles have no sense of humor.
You know what today is?
*puts on the Barry White*
Snarky Poodle wrote: You know what today is?
*puts on the Barry White*
I think I can make a guess. *puts on the Marvin Gaye* *humps Snarky*
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I was put on once..... *hits CDP over the head with a club* Looks like you'll be put on a slow boat back to France een chains!!!!
shakes it off
You were saying, frenchie?
unleashes his atomic landmine attack
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: unleashes his atomic landmine attack *slips on the landmine and goes headfirst into it* Sacre bleu!!! I weel keel you for zees, Sumo!!! *passes out due to the stench*
*Enters the scene* Somebody open a window! Smells like something died in here!
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: *Enters the scene* Somebody open a window! Smells like something died in here! Nobody's died yet but CDP is about to perform a fatality on a Frenchie in a second.
Die frenchie! DIE!!!!
mauls
*watching the mauling* Whoa, that's gotta hurt.
*comes into the thread wearing some strategically placed hams*
Does it smell like poo in here or is that just me?
It was just me once......
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: It was just me once...... .....fighting the Frenchie horde. Your dad would be so proud.
*Has poodle skinning knives* Come on out, Poodles! It's time to play!
Snarky Poodle wrote: *lights MoMo on fire* Holy $#%@!!!! I'm on fire!!!! Help me!!! Somebody put me out!!!
Come on guys! Let's help MoMo and put the fire out!!! *pees on MoMo*
You idiots quit peeing on me and put the hose on me!
The Monday Monster wrote: put the hose on me!
You'll have to wait for Snarky to show up for that. Yap! Yap!
I waited for Snarky once......
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I waited for Snarky once...... I'm afraid to ask.
I was unafraid to ask once.....
It puts the lotion in the basket.
PUT THE F@#%ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!
I was put in a basket once.....
Snarky Poodle wrote: PUT THE F&%$ING LOTION IN THE BASKET! Did you notice how the dog in that film looks just like us. Yap! Yap!
Cockapoo wrote: Snarky Poodle wrote: PUT THE F&%$ING LOTION IN THE BASKET! Did you notice how the dog in that film looks just like us. Yap! Yap! That's my favorite character.
Also, sorry about all the screaming. I was having Frenchie flashbacks.
Snarky Poodle wrote: Cockapoo wrote: Snarky Poodle wrote: PUT THE F&%$ING LOTION IN THE BASKET! Did you notice how the dog in that film looks just like us. Yap! Yap! That's my favorite character.
Also, sorry about all the screaming. I was having Frenchie flashbacks. That's OK! We all have Frenchie flashbacks, especially CDP. Those &*^%$#@ actually put him in a basket. *licks CDP*
*clears throat* I WONDER WHAT TODAY IS?
*shows up in a dress made out of a basket*
Casual Friday Monster wrote: *shows up in a dress made out of a basket* *puts his paws over his eyes and whines*
How come we don't have a Weekend Monster?
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