wakes up and pokes his head out from under the sofa
F!!* YOU MONDAY!
pulls head back under sofa, downs some meds and booze, and goes back to sleep
*punt* Btw, I hired a few mercenaries that you might be familiar with. *two Frenchies appear*
Bonjour Sumo! *has a taser in hand*
This is going to be so much fun!
Continues to hump MoMo's leg.
*gives MoMo hepatitis*
Continues to hump MoMo's leg.
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Get off me!!! *punts Courtfool*
*gives MoMo hepatitis*
*Gives Snarky the Plague*
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emerges from beneath the sofa with a wild look in his eyes
FRENCHIES!!! DIE YOU WINE AND CHEESE LOVING BASTARDS!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
mauls the frenchies
*gives MoMo hepatitis**Gives Snarky the Plague*
Ha! Joke's on you! I already had that!
emerges from beneath the sofa with a wild look in his eyes
FRENCHIES!!! DIE YOU WINE AND CHEESE LOVING BASTARDS!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
mauls the frenchies
*watches the mauling* Hey, those Frenchies didn't come cheap for me! &^*%$%^!!!!
Ha! Joke's on you! I already had that!*gives MoMo hepatitis**Gives Snarky the Plague*
I know one thing you haven't had before, a swift kick in the @$$!!! *Punts Snarky*
pulls a grenade launcher from somewhere
SAY 'HELLO' TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
*looks at the grenade launcher* Sacre bleu! *the Frenchies are then blown to bits*
Oh $&*^!!! I better get out of here before I'm next! *teleports out*
Oh $&*^!!! I better get out of here before I'm next! *teleports out*
Giving up the fight so quickly, MoMo JoJo? Maybe you really are French? Or you play for the Miami Dolphins.
Oh $&*^!!! I better get out of here before I'm next! *teleports out*Giving up the fight so quickly, MoMo JoJo? Maybe you really are French? Or you play for the Miami Dolphins.
*from the Abyss* Oui! Err, I mean no! I'm not French! How dare you accuse me of that!
I like baseball.
The bats are really crunchy!
I was crunched once.....
I think MoMo needs some therapy. He obviously has some father issues.
I had a father once......
*could use a good humping*
*could use a good humping*
*dims the lights and puts on a Marvin Gaye CD* Hey big boy. Long time no see. *humps Snarky*
I had a father once......
He took out at least 1,000 Frenchies before he fell in battle. Truly a Poodle amongst Poodles.
scampers about with a chew toy
scampers about with a chew toy
Are you haveeng fun, creeminal? *tasers CDP*
Hey! Just like shock therapy!
Zen you weell love zees! You weell pay for humeeliating the greatest preseedent zat France has ever had.*starts hitting CDP with a baton*
*hands CDP the Fangs of Frenchie Mauling*
Let the mauling begin!!!
attacks
Goes to the mall and buys over-priced clothes.
Let the mauling begin!!!
attacks
Merci! Merci! *has no time to bring out his white surrender flag* *is mauled to pieces*
Goes to the mall and buys over-priced clothes.
*ignoring all the gore around him* Ooh! Ooh! Did you get anything for me? *wags tail*
I want to know if he paid with landmines or humps.
Gives Cockapoo a brightly colored Hawaiian shirt.
*runs into the thread topless*
Did anybody see my Hawaiian shirt?
*runs into the thread topless*
Did anybody see my Hawaiian shirt?
*Closes eyes tightly and hands back the shirt*
So, poodles. I'm running out of ideas on how to destroy you. Any suggestions?
You could kill yourself. Then I'd be so happy that I might just go loony and maul everyone to death.
You could kill yourself. Then I'd be so happy that I might just go loony and maul everyone to death.
*from the Abyss* Damn! I'd pay good money to see that!
You could kill yourself. Then I'd be so happy that I might just go loony and maul everyone to death.
Uh, just Frenchies, right CDP? *puts baseball bat under the bed*
You could kill yourself. Then I'd be so happy that I might just go loony and maul everyone to death.Uh, just Frenchies, right CDP? *puts baseball bat under the bed*
Naah, i was just messing with him. I mean, come on. Me, happy? When has that every happened?
Naah, i was just messing with him. I mean, come on. Me, happy? When has that every happened?You could kill yourself. Then I'd be so happy that I might just go loony and maul everyone to death.Uh, just Frenchies, right CDP? *puts baseball bat under the bed*
You mean you're not happy when I punt you? I thought you enjoyed the punishment. *punts CDP*
Hello? What part of "clinically depressed" is unclear?
I'm happy when I get punted! You know just the spot I like, MoMo.
I'm happy when I get punted! You know just the spot I like, MoMo.
Like there? *punts Snarky*
Hello? What part of "clinically depressed" is unclear?
Ok. Thanks for clearing that up for me,*&^%$#@!!! *punt*
I'm happy when I get punted! You know just the spot I like, MoMo.Like there? *punts Snarky*
Oh yeah, that's the spot.
MoMo, you have a foul mouth. Did you know that? Here's some soap.
shoves a bar of soap into MoMo's mouth
MoMo, you have a foul mouth. Did you know that? Here's some soap.
shoves a bar of soap into MoMo's mouth
*spits out the soap* &*^%$#@!!!!!! *mega punts CDP*
Hey MoMo, Blockbuster called and said you are already a week late returning that Poodles Behaving Badly IX DVD.