A new week already? {puts on some Bangles for MoMo}
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F@!& you Monday! You're not getting me today!!!!
downs some meds and booze, then passes out
Happy New Year, Poodles! *punts CDP and Miss Kitty* *steals the Bangles CD*
Happy New Year, Poodles! *punts CDP and Miss Kitty* *steals the Bangles CD*
*Hamstrings The Monday Monster and snags the CD*
((Btw, awesome vid Miss Kitty... can't believe Susanna is 52 now... I agree with the commenter on the video she is still crazy hot. My childhood best friend and I were huge Bangles fans and regularly would sing Eternal Flame together in public... I'm sure people probably thought we were gay LOL))
wakes up and piddles
wakes up and piddles
Hey, I'm back! I love Tuesdays! *punt*
Sorry, but since it's Tuseday, and you're MoMo, then you must really be a figment of my imagination.
I'll call you...FigMo.
Sorry, but since it's Tuseday, and you're MoMo, then you must really be a figment of my imagination.
I'll call you...FigMo.
I can now enter the Prime Material Plane on Tuesdays. *PUNT!* Does that punt feel imaginary *&^%$#@!!!
*mauls the Monday Monster*
Because they go "BANG" and give me flashbacks.Those damned Frenchies! *licks CDP*
*sniffs Cockapoo's bum*
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I can now enter the Prime Material Plane on Tuesdays. *PUNT!* Does that punt feel imaginary *&^%$#@!!!Sorry, but since it's Tuseday, and you're MoMo, then you must really be a figment of my imagination.
I'll call you...FigMo.
Yes it does FigMo. Now, hold still one second.....
imagines the figment in a ballerina dress
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*A ballerina dress appears on the Monday Monster* WTF! How is this happening? *visibly shaken* I must leave now and research this. Oh, before I leave. *punts CDP* *&^$#@!!!
MoMo! Don't leave me! I was just getting started!
*imagines CDP wearing a tutu*
Time for some humping! *humps CDP*
MoMo! Don't leave me! I was just getting started!
*From the Abyss* So you can imagine me into nonexistence or with knives in my back? Not a chance. I'll get to the bottom of this and you will pay greatly for this humiliation.
I'd never do anything to hurt you MoMo. Unless, of course, you're a damn frenchie.
I'd never do anything to hurt you MoMo. Unless, of course, you're a damn frenchie.
Have you tried imagining FigMo as a beret-wearing French mime eating escargot?
Once. It wasn't pretty.
I'd never do anything to hurt you MoMo. Unless, of course, you're a damn frenchie.Have you tried imagining FigMo as a beret-wearing French mime eating escargot?
My name isn't Figmo!!! #$@%^&*!!! *has a temper tantrum and kicks a few Dretches around in frustration*
Of course not, MoMo. You're you. FigMo is the other you.
Of course not, MoMo. You're you. FigMo is the other you.
There is no %$#@^&* FigMo!!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!! You poodles are going to drive me to madness!!! This is a madhouse!!! A madhouse!!!!!
We all go a little mad sometimes, MoMo.
All punting and no humping, makes MoMo something something
*humps Miss Kitty*
sigh
Thursday. Why'd it have to be Thursday?
It least there is no ThuMo. Yet.
sigh
Thursday. Why'd it have to be Thursday?
Something begins to form in the corner.......
Something begins to form in the corner.......sigh
Thursday. Why'd it have to be Thursday?
Oh $%^&!!!! *Starts putting meds and whiskey down CDP's throat in order to knock CDP out before something comes to life * I hope I got it in time.....
*humps Cockapoo*
*squish*
*notices that the figure disappears* Whew! We escaped a close one.
*drops a dookie*
wakes up in an awkward position
What figure?
wakes up in an awkward position
What figure?
Sorry! *Licks CDP* I had to knock you out before another monster formed. Be careful on Thursdays from now on. Another day like yesterday and poof, we'll have another monster.
I'm responsible for all the monsters?
Typical.
I'm responsible for all the monsters?
Typical.
Nobody has ever called you responsible, except for these stains. X_X
Soooo....you're saying I'm irresponsible? Gee, thanks.
Soooo....you're saying I'm irresponsible? Gee, thanks.
Sounds like someone needs a good humping *Humps CDP*
*sneaks back in, leaves Bangles CD with a military grade explosive landmine underneath it, disguised as a typical dog landmine, then sneaks back out*
The Bangles? THE BANGLES??? You've got to be s%&%ting me!!
piddles on the CD
The Bangles? THE BANGLES??? You've got to be s!#*ting me!!
piddles on the CD
No! Bad dog! You'll ruin the CD! *picks it up, shakes it off* Oh no...
*limps off, fur smoking*
Soooo....you're saying I'm irresponsible? Gee, thanks.
Sorry man, once those meds go through you they soak into me. I'm happy AND angry.
>_O
That reminds me.....
piddles on the carpet
{averts eyes from nekkid CDP at TotP}
So, CDP if you remain black-out drunk/drugged-up all of Monday, does that mean MoMo JoJo can't materialize?
That's a possibility. Maybe we should give it a try.
downs some booze and meds
passes out
That's a possibility. Maybe we should give it a try.
downs some booze and meds
passes out
Nope. That won't work. *punt*
That little fiasco last week was a side effect from me absorbing Tuesday. With my magic it won't happen again. I have two uninterrupted days to torture you Poodles! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
{averts eyes from nekkid CDP at TotP}
So, CDP if you remain black-out drunk/drugged-up all of Monday, does that mean MoMo JoJo can't materialize?
Yeah, I got your "MoMo JoJo!" *Punts Miss Kitty*
wakes up and imagines MoMo wearing a clown suit