I guess MoMo doesn't like lemonade. :(
More for us then. *Munches on lemonade snowballs*
piddles on the spot where MoMo disappeared
An environmentalist showed up this morning and tested my pH. He thinks you guys should drink more water. I told him you'd just pee on me more, but he said that it's "all part of circle of life." I told him that dog pee is an herbicide and he just ignored me at that point...
100 Sled Dogs Killed In British Columbia Due To Slump In Tourism
Not. Cool.
I blame pro-brie cellphone-exploding Amish French terrorist tourists!
Why is Momo angry?
Why is Momo angry?
I am going with "Not enough love as a pup".
100 Sled Dogs Killed In British Columbia Due To Slump In Tourism
Not. Cool.
yikes...now I have a big knot in my stomach... :(
100 Sled Dogs Killed In British Columbia Due To Slump In Tourism
Not. Cool.
I bet they were French-Canadians. Grrrrr...
100 Sled Dogs Killed In British Columbia Due To Slump In Tourism
Not. Cool.
I bet they were French-Canadians. Grrrrr...
Why is it always our fault. BC is the British damn you.
[serious]Definitely uncool.[/serious]
Why is it always our fault. BC is the British damn you.
{offers him a lemonade snowcone}
100 Sled Dogs Killed In British Columbia Due To Slump In Tourism
Not. Cool.
I bet they were French-Canadians. Grrrrr...
Why is it always our fault. BC is the British damn you.
[serious]Definitely uncool.[/serious]
It's a Frenchie! Get him! *mauls the Frenchie* This will teach you to hurt sled dogs! *mauls the Frenchie some more*
Cherry snow cone?
Sorry. We only have lemonade and chocolate landmine flavors. Yap! Yap!
Not all French people are bad. Sophie Marceau. Audrey Tautou.
Not all French people are bad.
Don't let CDP hear you say that. Yap!
Not all French people are bad.Don't let CDP hear you say that. Yap!
Too late!
Courtfool! I thought we had something special. I thought you, of all people understood me. And now.....BETRAYAL!
Why hast thou forsaken me?
goes off to the corner to mope
It is you who do not understand, my brother. I am of peace, always.
Not all French people are bad.Don't let CDP hear you say that. Yap!Too late!
Courtfool! I thought we had something special. I thought you, of all people understood me. And now.....BETRAYAL!
Why hast thou forsaken me?
goes off to the corner to mope
Cheer up little guy! It's Humpday! *humps CDP*
HuMo!
Jumps on one of HuMo's legs and pumps away.
…unless you live in British Columbia.
It is you who do not understand, my brother. I am of peace, always.
I like that to! A piece of a frenchie over here. Another piece over there.....
I got a piece once....
I got a piece once....
Was it that arm I tore off? I know I'm missing one....
I got a piece once....Was it that arm I tore off? I know I'm missing one....
Yeah, you can have it back. It's in perfect shape but you'll have to clean it up. I got a little.....excited with it.
Yeah, you can have it back. It's in perfect shape but you'll have to clean it up. I got a little.....excited with it.I got a piece once....Was it that arm I tore off? I know I'm missing one....
Yeah, that can happen sometimes.
*saunters into the thread wearing a giant garbage bag with a hole cut out for her head*
It's so nice to dress comfortably! And no one even knows that I'm not wearing anything under this. Very liberating.
Say, who's the new girl?
By the way, when your owners tell you that you're going on a car ride to the scrapyard, IT'S A BIG FAT LIE!!!!
By the way, when your owners tell you that you're going on a car ride to the scrapyard, IT'S A BIG FAT LIE!!!!
Oh noes! Did they take you to....THAT place?
I've been to THAT place. I've never been the same.
Exactly! It's like I left a piece of myself behind, in more ways than one. And those scissors were sharp.
Exactly! It's like I left a piece of myself behind, in more ways than one. And those scissors were sharp.
I'm glad they were sharp. I would hate to think of them cutting my balls off with dull scissors.
Seriously, you wouldn't want that.
Exactly! It's like I left a piece of myself behind, in more ways than one. And those scissors were sharp.I'm glad they were sharp. I would hate to think of them cutting my balls off with dull scissors.
Seriously, you wouldn't want that.
AHHH!!! They cut off THOSE!!!! GOOD GODS!!! I didn't know the grooming shop did THAT work. I just had my old hair style changed.
AHHH!!! They cut off THOSE!!!! GOOD GODS!!! I didn't know the grooming shop did THAT work. I just had my old hair style changed.Exactly! It's like I left a piece of myself behind, in more ways than one. And those scissors were sharp.I'm glad they were sharp. I would hate to think of them cutting my balls off with dull scissors.
Seriously, you wouldn't want that.
I can't get haircuts. The stylist keeps getting splinters.
...I just had my old hair style changed.I can't get haircuts. The stylist keeps getting splinters.
Really? 'Cause it looks like you have Pocky stuck in your head.
Mmmm, Pocky...
...I just had my old hair style changed.I can't get haircuts. The stylist keeps getting splinters.Really? 'Cause it looks like you have Pocky stuck in your head.
Mmmm, Pocky...
Oh, I love Pocky! He's my favorite one of the Bug's Bunny guys on saturday morning cartoons!
So, today is Monday, which means that MoMo will be stopping by at some point to threaten us. And you know what? I don't care anymore. Sorry MoMo, but until winter is over and these mid-week storms stop, Monday is no longer the most feared day of the week for me.
I'd say "blame it on the rain", but it doesn't count when the s&&%'s frozen.
So, today is Monday, which means that MoMo will be stopping by at some point to threaten us. And you know what? I don't care anymore. Sorry MoMo, but until winter is over and these mid-week storms stop, Monday is no longer the most feared day of the week for me.
I'd say "blame it on the rain", but it doesn't count when the s*~&'s frozen.
But....but....you must fear me!!!
Meh.
Go suck an egg, MoMo.
But....but....you must fear me!!!So, today is Monday, which means that MoMo will be stopping by at some point to threaten us. And you know what? I don't care anymore. Sorry MoMo, but until winter is over and these mid-week storms stop, Monday is no longer the most feared day of the week for me.
I'd say "blame it on the rain", but it doesn't count when the s*~&'s frozen.
Here, have a cup of cocoa (with marshmallows!) & some nummy waffles, and sit by the fire. You must be tired from your long commute.
*Punts Snarky and Miss Kitty* @(&^%$#!!! Ah, that makes me feel a little better.
But....but....you must fear me!!!
Tell you what - when spring comes along, I'll quake in my little fur booties every Monday morning.
How's that sound?
*Punts Snarky and Miss Kitty* @(&^%$#!!! Ah, that makes me feel a little better.
{from on top of the bookcase} My, you have a lot of misplaced aggression towards acts of kindness. I think we're getting somewhere.
So MoMo, describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
*Punts Snarky and Miss Kitty* @(&^%$#!!! Ah, that makes me feel a little better.{from on top of the bookcase} My, you have a lot of misplaced aggression towards acts of kindness. I think we're getting somewhere.
So MoMo, describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
I never had a mother. I'm a construct from CDP's paranoid, delusional mind.
I think MoMo needs a new image, maybe starting with the name. How does Monday Minister of Malice sound?
I think MoMo needs a new image, maybe starting with the name. How does Monday Minister of Malice sound?
How does my foot in your $%# sound?
How does my foot in your $%# sound?I think MoMo needs a new image, maybe starting with the name. How does Monday Minister of Malice sound?
Are you my new massage therapist?
Are you my new massage therapist?How does my foot in your $%# sound?I think MoMo needs a new image, maybe starting with the name. How does Monday Minister of Malice sound?
*Facepalm*
*Facepalm*Are you my new massage therapist?How does my foot in your $%# sound?I think MoMo needs a new image, maybe starting with the name. How does Monday Minister of Malice sound?