*(&^%$#@#$%^!!! I'll bring you pain!!!. *Takes out a rapier* Are you ready to be shish kabobed?! *Draws an "M" on CDP's chest* Haha! Take that! The sign of the Monday Monster!
The Monday Monster wrote: *(&^%$#@#$%^!!! I'll bring you pain!!!. *Takes out a rapier* Are you ready to be shish kabobed?! *Draws an "M" on CDP's chest* Haha! Take that! The sign of the Monday Monster! Is your name Walter or something? That M is totally upside-down.
Snarky Poodle wrote: The Monday Monster wrote: *(&^%$#@#$%^!!! I'll bring you pain!!!. *Takes out a rapier* Are you ready to be shish kabobed?! *Draws an "M" on CDP's chest* Haha! Take that! The sign of the Monday Monster! Is your name Walter or something? That M is totally upside-down. You must be blind or dyslexic. *makes an "S" on Snarky*
Where is that infernal Poodle Lord?
Courtfool is a half-fiend? Is Asmodeus his daddy?
Wow, I missed this place! Even you, MoMo.
Tip: Don't drink WD40 on a dare.
Rusty the Poodle wrote: Wow, I missed this place! Even you, MoMo.
Tip: Don't drink WD40 on a dare.
*Licks Rusty*
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Courtfool is a half-fiend? Is Asmodeus his daddy? Be quiet fool! *punt*
The Monday Monster wrote: Where is that infernal Poodle Lord? He mentioned something earlier about "blue waffles." Maybe he went to the IHOP?
Miss Kitty wrote: The Monday Monster wrote: Where is that infernal Poodle Lord? He mentioned something earlier about "blue waffles." Maybe he went to the IHOP? Sight of blue waffles would make me hop... X_X
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Is it humpday yet? Not officially, but why wait?
*humps CDP*
I missed monday, Yay!
*runds around chasing own tail*
Where's the Tuesday Monster?
I don't think we have a Tuesday Monster yet.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I don't think we have a Tuesday Monster yet. I guess one of us will have to dress up as a Tuesday Monster so the others can do the Humpty Dance.
Not me! The last time I dressed up as a monster was for Halloween - all I got in my bag were rocks, and then some kids stole the bag and threw the rocks at me. I'm pretty sure they were all frenchies.....
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Not me! The last time I dressed up as a monster was for Halloween - all I got in my bag were rocks, and then some kids stole the bag and threw the rocks at me. I'm pretty sure they were all frenchies..... Damn frenchies...Grrrrrr!!!
Cockapoo wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Not me! The last time I dressed up as a monster was for Halloween - all I got in my bag were rocks, and then some kids stole the bag and threw the rocks at me. I'm pretty sure they were all frenchies..... Damn frenchies...Grrrrrr!!! Stupid frenchie rocks! {shakes paw}
Yap! Yap! Huzzah! It's HUMPDAY!!!!
humps the nearest inanimate object
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Yap! Yap! Huzzah! It's HUMPDAY!!!!
humps the nearest inanimate object
It's my favorite day of the week! *humps CDP*
YAY!
humps the Humpday Monster
Aberzombie wrote: YAY!
humps the Humpday Monster
Ooh, I've never had red hot zombie luvin' before. *humps the zombie*
Aberzombie wrote: YAY!
humps the Humpday Monster
OMG! It's a zombie! It ate CDP! Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! *runs and hides under the couch*
Cockapoo wrote: Aberzombie wrote: YAY!
humps the Humpday Monster OMG! It's a zombie! It ate CDP! Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! *runs and hides under the couch* I'll try anything once...
*rolls in rotting zombie flesh*
*humps rotting zombie flesh*
So, do you ever get the feeling that you've been the subject of an experiment by an evil french scientist to switch your mind into the body of some hideous monster for awhile......?
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: So, do you ever get the feeling that you've been the subject of an experiment by an evil french scientist to switch your mind into the body of some hideous monster for awhile......? {begins writing script for Freaky Humpday, starring Aberzombie and CDP}
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: So, do you ever get the feeling that you've been the subject of an experiment by an evil french scientist to switch your mind into the body of some hideous monster for awhile......? Oh, so that zombie was really you, huh? I guess you'll get another round. *humps CDP*
sulks in the corner now that Humpday is over....again
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: sulks in the corner now that Humpday is over....again There's always a little Humpday in all of us.
(Literally - HuMo is messy.)
*saunters in wearing a floral print muumuu and a pair of Crocs*
Hello poodles. Isn't it nice to let it all hang out?
Your feet are sweating through the little holes in your shoes and leaking all over me. I'd be more grossed out, but frankly I'm rife with things better left unspoken anyway...
Spotty Carpet wrote: Your feet are sweating through the little holes in your shoes and leaking all over me. I'd be more grossed out, but frankly I'm rife with things better left unspoken anyway...
It doesn't surprise me, dearie. These cankles retain water like you wouldn't believe.
Casual Friday Monster wrote: Spotty Carpet wrote: Your feet are sweating through the little holes in your shoes and leaking all over me. I'd be more grossed out, but frankly I'm rife with things better left unspoken anyway...
It doesn't surprise me, dearie. These cankles retain water like you wouldn't believe. I think I'm going to be sick...RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!
You poor poodles are always getting sick! It's probably because you lick others' bottoms.
Me? I haven't done any of that since college.
Woo! I'm letting it all hang out now, aren't I?
Casual Friday Monster wrote: You poor poodles are always getting sick! It's probably because you lick others' bottoms.
Me? I haven't done any of that since college.
Woo! I'm letting it all hang out now, aren't I?
Put it back! X_X
Casual Friday Monster wrote: You poor poodles are always getting sick! It's probably because you lick others' bottoms.
Me? I haven't done any of that since college.
Woo! I'm letting it all hang out now, aren't I?
I'd still eat it.
Casual Friday Monster wrote: You poor poodles are always getting sick! It's probably because you lick others' bottoms.
Me? I haven't done any of that since college.
Woo! I'm letting it all hang out now, aren't I?
Ew, grody.
Ooh, why thank you! Was it the muumuu that drew you to me?
*sharpening knives* Ah, getting ready to give the Mrs. the Poodle pelts she always wanted.
The Monday Monster wrote: *sharpening knives* Ah, getting ready to give the Mrs. the Poodle pelts she always wanted. Oh please! We all know there is no "Mrs. MoMo". That's why you come here every Monday - to get some good lovin!
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: The Monday Monster wrote: *sharpening knives* Ah, getting ready to give the Mrs. the Poodle pelts she always wanted. Oh please! We all know there is no "Mrs. MoMo". That's why you come here every Monday - to get some good lovin! I like you CDP. I think I'll kill you last.
The Monday Monster wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: The Monday Monster wrote: *sharpening knives* Ah, getting ready to give the Mrs. the Poodle pelts she always wanted. Oh please! We all know there is no "Mrs. MoMo". That's why you come here every Monday - to get some good lovin! I like you CDP. I think I'll kill you last. sigh
I always get picked last......
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: The Monday Monster wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: The Monday Monster wrote: *sharpening knives* Ah, getting ready to give the Mrs. the Poodle pelts she always wanted. Oh please! We all know there is no "Mrs. MoMo". That's why you come here every Monday - to get some good lovin! I like you CDP. I think I'll kill you last. sigh
I always get picked last...... I was picked last once....
Cockapoo wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: The Monday Monster wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: The Monday Monster wrote: *sharpening knives* Ah, getting ready to give the Mrs. the Poodle pelts she always wanted. Oh please! We all know there is no "Mrs. MoMo". That's why you come here every Monday - to get some good lovin! I like you CDP. I think I'll kill you last. sigh
I always get picked last...... I was picked last once.... Great! Now you're stealing my lines. Is nothing sacred.....?
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Great! Now you're stealing my lines. Is nothing sacred.....?
I had my lines stolen once....
Hiya Poodles! I'm looking for a few Poodle pelts! *pulls out knives*
Cockapoo wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Great! Now you're stealing my lines. Is nothing sacred.....? I had my lines stolen once.... Now you're just being mean.....
goes off into the corner to cry
The Monday Monster wrote: Hiya Poodles! I'm looking for a few Poodle pelts! *pulls out knives* Go away! Don't look at me! I'm hideous and nobody likes me!
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