*goes off to feed on a cat*
*resumes humping CourtFool*
When did the Poodle Lord learn to do that? *hisses and teleports out of the area*
Wow! What a great day I had.
Wow! What a great day I had.
*Tilts head* Who are you and what have you done with the real Sumo?
Wow! What a great day I had.*Tilts head* Who are you and what have you done with the real Sumo?
Whatever do you mean?
Whatever do you mean?Wow! What a great day I had.*Tilts head* Who are you and what have you done with the real Sumo?
All of this happiness! Don't get me wrong. It's good to see but you're usually not like this. Especially on a Monday. *licks Sumo*
*winces in pain* Can.....not.....stand.....the.....happiness.
All of this happiness! Don't get me wrong. It's good to see but you're usually not like this. Especially on a Monday. *licks Sumo*Whatever do you mean?Wow! What a great day I had.*Tilts head* Who are you and what have you done with the real Sumo?
But, I LOVE Monday! It's my FAVORITE day of the week. I almost wish EVERY DAY could be Monday!
But, I LOVE Monday! It's my FAVORITE day of the week. I almost wish EVERY DAY could be Monday!
Argh!!! I can't take all of this giddiness!!! *begins to fade away* You've won this round you mutt, but we will see each other again soon!!! *disappears*
Argh!!! I can't take all of this giddiness!!! *begins to fade away* You've won this round you mutt, but we will see each other again soon!!! *disappears*
Noooooooooo......! Don't go! I LOVE YOU!!!! DOOOOONNNN"T GOOOOOO!!!!
Tuesday. Why'd it have to be....Tuesday.
Tuesday is the new Monday! Yap!
I guess Gary will have to make another sock puppet.
Tuesday is the new Monday! Yap!
I guess Gary will have to make another sock puppet.
Whatever-day-of-the-week-Sumo-is-scared-of-this-week Monster?
Just call it the _____day Monster.
YAP!
YAP!
What's that, Fifi? Timmy fell down a well and the Tuesday Monster is gonna get him?
Just call it the _____day Monster.
What?! You are not seeing the up side. More to hump!
What?! You are not seeing the up side. More to hump!
YAP!What's that, Fifi? Timmy fell down a well and the Tuesday Monster is gonna get him?
*humps CourtFool*
Have as many monsters as you want. It doesn't really matter. We're all doomed anyway. DOOMED, I TELL YOU!
Have as many monsters as you want. It doesn't really matter. We're all doomed anyway. DOOMED, I TELL YOU!
Now that's the CDP we know and love. *licks CDP*
Oh sure, you SAY you love me! But when my back is turned you probably cavort with french whores.
Oh sure, you SAY you love me! But when my back is turned you probably cavort with french whores.
Moi? er...I mean... me?
Oh sure, you SAY you love me! But when my back is turned you probably cavort with french whores.Moi? er...I mean... me?
*humps Cockapoo*
*humps Cockapoo*Oh sure, you SAY you love me! But when my back is turned you probably cavort with french whores.Moi? er...I mean... me?
Ooh la la! Give it to me you French whore!
Ooh la la! Give it to me you French whore!*humps Cockapoo*Oh sure, you SAY you love me! But when my back is turned you probably cavort with french whores.Moi? er...I mean... me?
*hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump!!!!!!!!!*
HUMPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!!!
humps all the non-frenchies
takes his meds with a shot of whiskey
What?! He smelled Irish.
*humps an Irish Setter* I'm getting into the spirit too! YAP! YAP!
*humps a few Leprechauns*
Hey, she once played an Irish woman.
knocks over a can of green paint
rolls in paint
knocks over a can of green paint
rolls in paint
does the same
humps CDP
*puts nose into paint* Look guys! I have a green nose!
*licks Cockapoos green nose*
{belches rotten mouse & catnip breath on Wednesday Monster}
*humps Miss Kitty*
*humps Miss Kitty*
{tosses FiFi a squeaky toy to distract her, flees in terror}
Ahahahaha
Now, to pinch all the poodles for not coloring their fur !
PINCH PINCH PINCH
PINCH PINCH PINCH
PINCH PINCH PINCH
PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH PINCH!
much PINCHing
You do know the poodles will just consider it foreplay? {flees from inevitable humpocalypse soon to befall the Irish lobster}
Are you kidding me? They call me the Neuterer of Belfast for a reason!
PINCH
*humps Miss Kitty*{tosses FiFi a squeaky toy to distract her, flees in terror}
*humps Tim Statler's leg*
tries to wash green paint out of fur