I finally succumbed. DAMN YOU PAIZO AND YOUR QUALITY PRODUCTS!!!
Just got Superscriber. I feel pwned.
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I finally succumbed. DAMN YOU PAIZO AND YOUR QUALITY PRODUCTS!!!
Just got Superscriber. I feel pwned.
Welcome to the inner circle brother. In the name of the Prince of Thralls, Dark Lord of Paizorn, General of the Legion of Manflesh, God of the Pits of Sorrow, and Master of Hidden Lore Eriknur-Zykna Monaberu I bid thee dark tidings. For the mere price of your soul you will now have access to the forbidden secrets of infernal power that only true initiates may know. Each day our numbers increase as the feeble wizards that reside on the great coast try to conjure their failing spells in a vain attempt to stop the inevitable. Already the teachings of our master infect the minds of their loyal followers. All praise to his might. Come now and drink of the nectar of Golarion and rejoice. For in giving thy self willingly to the master you are finally free!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^_^ Funny stuff Brent
Well, I just slipped down to the first level by subscribing to the adventure path starting with #13. I guess craving gets worse?
Welcome to the inner circle brother. In the name of the Prince of Thralls, Dark Lord of Paizorn, General of the Legion of Manflesh, God of the Pits of Sorrow, and Master of Hidden Lore Eriknur-Zykna Monaberu I bid thee dark tidings. For the mere price of your soul you will now have access to the forbidden secrets of infernal power that only true initiates may know. Each day our numbers increase as the feeble wizards that reside on the great coast try to conjure their failing spells in a vain attempt to stop the inevitable. Already the teachings of our master infect the minds of their loyal followers. All praise to his might. Come now and drink of the nectar of Golarion and rejoice. For in giving thy self willingly to the master you are finally free!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
I'd just like to personally thank the Prince of Thralls, Dark Lord of Paizorn, General of the Legion of Manflesh, God of the Pits of Sorrow, and Master of Hidden Lore Eriknur-Zykna Monaberu and all the guys over at the clubhouse, you've really made my climb up the ladder extra special.
Come on in guys and gals! The nectar is FIIIIINE!
By the way, I haven't received my softball jersey.
So when does Erik claim our souls exactly?
Yesterday afternoon. Did you feel the slight pinch on the back of your neck?
So when does Erik claim our souls exactly?
Yesterday afternoon. Did you feel the slight pinch on the back of your neck?
I say its more like the spouse winding up with a slap to the back of the head :)
I say its more like the spouse winding up with a slap to the back of the head :)
Careful, brother, you're only one step away yourself!
Welcome brother
*pulls at the chain around his neck*
Welcome my son, welcome to thralldom. Where have you been?
*trails off as he awaits his new shipment*
Muahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahah!
HAHAHAHahHahHahHAahhhhAhAHAahhahhhahhAHhAHAHAHHHahAHahah!
AAaAAAAAAAA!
o_Oi'm still waiting for the secret decoder ring...Kids' Club Members:
Gurer vf ab frperg qrpbqre evat!
(Be, sbe gung znggre, n xvqf' pyho.)
I believe that is an encrypted message ... for those with the decoder ring ... ~cringes~
Kids' Club Members:
Gurer vf ab frperg qrpbqre evat!
(Be, sbe gung znggre, n xvqf' pyho.)
I'm going to scream if this actually translates to something, Vic!!!
There is no secret decoder ring!
(Or, for that matter, a kids’ club.)
Don’t mess with prior intelligence analysts who have access to Google.
Or rot13 "encrypting." :)
There is no secret decoder ring!
(Or, for that matter, a kids’ club.)
I hate you Vic Wertz. We must be enemies henceforth! ;)
Qba’g pel, irrpgbe.
Or fher gb ohl lbhe cnvmb.
Kids' Club Members:
Gurer vf ab frperg qrpbqre evat!
(Be, sbe gung znggre, n xvqf' pyho.)
Be...sure...to...drink...your...Ovaltine!
Ovaltine? Sumb&%&%!
You forgot "Ovaltine? A crummy commercial?"
Awesome movie.
Qba’g pel, irrpgbe.
Fghss vg lbh fvyyl cbbqyr! :)
Rirelbar vf n ungre.
Including that companion guide for paths of darkness was just downright dirty...
**holds out**
I succumbed... after months of telling myself I only needed the AP and the occasional Chronicles product I succumbed...
I'm so very weak...
I assume my collar and chains will be included with the first shipment? :P
They itched a little at first, but you get used to it.
Ha! There's still the special deal with the Charter Superscribers!
Ha! There's still the special deal with the Charter Superscribers!
Don't tempt me to find a way to reverse time and become one of you as well!
~looks around and backs away from the thread~
Any charter subscriber to Pathfinder will become a Charter Superscriber when they finish off their levels in Thrall of Paizo.
How many levels are we talkin' about here? 3? 5? 10???