These spiders, capable of spinning webs in near perfect symmetry, couldn't build a web if it came pre-assembled and had construction maps.You just referenced my favorite video.
ROTFL! That's f-ckin' hilarious. It's my favorite now. Here Daigle, have some drugs, should make your fellow insects very happy.
Check this out. Make sure you read all the comments.
Our government's taxdollars at work. Typical.
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Check this out. Make sure you read all the comments.Our government's taxdollars at work. Typical.
I work for the government, so this doesn't really surprise me. I don't think it was intentional though. That's giving too much credit to the yahoos that designed the thing all those years ago.
In a way, I almost hope it was intentional. I consider it a form of “taking back symbolism.” Negative connotations? Take that!
so; this teacher, frustrated with his class; drops his chalk and ask his class "Alright, if anybody here thinks they are stupid; please stand up" after a little while; one guy in the back stands up kind of sheepishly.
the teacher says "so, you think your stupid? No" the kid answers " I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing"
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so; this teacher, frustrated with his class; drops his chalk and ask his class "Alright, if anybody here thinks they are stupid; please stand up" after a little while; one guy in the back stands up kind of sheepishly.
the teacher says "so, you think your stupid? No" the kid answers " I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing"
Ohhhhh! Buuuurned!
so does anyone read the pbp games that isnt playing; I think mine is shaping up to be a pretty good story :)
so does anyone read the pbp games that isnt playing; I think mine is shaping up to be a pretty good story :)
Yeah, some people do. At least two of the games I'm in right now have lurkers. They come in handy when someone drops out and we need a replacement.
Transvestite goth faeries.
Transvestite goth faeries.
Well that was random.
Well that was random.Transvestite goth faeries.
Actually it's not; mother went to the Rennisance Fair this weekend and they saw a transvestite goth faerie.
Something we found in the Yellow Pages of the phone book, on a restuarant's menu:
'Bear Battered Shrimp.'
Seeing a former Navy Explosive Ordinance Disposal Technician.
Working at a bagel shop.
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More ridiculous goodness.OMG
What makes it scarier is the fact that I work part-time at a library...
I worked part time in the city library system during college. Oh; and I was randomly Sh**t on today; so told my girl I am done with all the bull; guess I am just hanging loose now.
Well that was random.Transvestite goth faeries.
Actually it's not; mother went to the Rennisance Fair this weekend and they saw a transvestite goth faerie.
That sound like it was an interesting day.
Where is the eye bleach........
I'm wondering if they published that as a joke.
Tell me it isn’t a recession. The once a year company picnic thing happened today, and because some of us sleep all day, they leave the leftovers for us in the freezer. So I get to work and what greets me?
MEAT!
Awww yeah. Because, who the crap can afford to buy meat lately? I sure can’t, except whatever that stuff might be in the half-off Chunky Soup cans at Walmart, and we’re not exactly poor, either. All that meat money is going in the gas tank.
Seeing the leftovers makes me want to hurl at the thought of anything going to waste, so, after I ate my fill of delicious pineapple ham, I carved up some barbeque chicken breast and ribs and packed it up for the ride home.
Its fajita time, baby!
I’m like the conquering hunter coming home; I swear it feels like I beat a cow to death with my fists (not that I would, because they’d make those “ow ow” noises and the sad eyes and I’ve have guilt. I don’t like my food looking like it was ever alive, it makes it difficult to pretend that meat grows on trees).
I’m almost vegetarian now by economy; if we slide into depression, I think I’m going to eat the neighbors.
I have CDO. It's the same as OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be.
Wow... People in the '60s must have been immune to double-entendres...
Waw, whit an unfortunate shadaw! aam sure his fowk main be sae prood ay heem.
My dad used to work with a Russian guy that would consistently spell "beer" as "bear". Used to bug the s&&~ out of him.Something we found in the Yellow Pages of the phone book, on a restuarant's menu:
'Bear Battered Shrimp.'
Whit dae ye dae at th' library? ur ye a shelver ur librarian?
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And now, from the *DUH!* department, a local news item:
MORIAH RESIDENTS ASKED TO PARK OFF SIDEWALKS\
by Fred Herbst
MORIAH - The town of Moriah is constructing new sidewalks for pedestrians along Plank Road. Those sidewalks are for walking, and walking only, stressed Moriah Supervisor Tom Scozzafava during a recent town board meeting. Scozzafava said he has received complainst from residents about vehicles parked on sidewalks in the community.
"We're spending money to put sidewalks in," he said. "They're for walking, not parking. People on a sidewalk shouldn't have to walk around vehicles."
The town board agreed, directing Officer-In-Charge Steve Stahl to have his Moriah Police Department ticket vehicles parked on sidewalks.
Isn't it kind of assumed that you're not supposed to do that?
I'm pretty sure my 'mother in law type person' just saw my man bits as I did the naked dash from bedroom to bathroom... How embarrassingly awkward is dinner gonna be now, lol!
hehe just go like nothing happened; she probably doesnt want to bring it up either; just try not to blush when you sit down.
Well, I guess i am in love with bull; hanging loose didnt last very long; sheesh; I must be flippin nuts.
I worked part time in the city library system during college. Oh; and I was randomly Sh**t on today; so told my girl I am done with all the bull; guess I am just hanging loose now.
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Well, I guess i am in love with bull; hanging loose didnt last very long; sheesh; I must be flippin nuts.
I worked part time in the city library system during college. Oh; and I was randomly Sh**t on today; so told my girl I am done with all the bull; guess I am just hanging loose now.
Nuts does about sum it up.
My unsolicited and rather poor advice: start being an a#%$+!&. If a woman likes you as an a*+@$~~, then you might be in luck.
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Rob Liefield can like summon far realm captain america's to draw and stuff. He's like that Pickman guy. Freak out, man.
Master of the warp spasm.
What the hell even was that supposed to be? That's not roids, that's some kind of magnetic field immediately before it ripped Captain America's torso in twain.
Freak out.
hehe; I type so much my penmanship, while never good, has really become rotten.
can someone explain "devil's food" cake?
Rob Liefield can like summon far realm captain america's to draw and stuff. He's like that Pickman guy. Freak out, man.
Master of the warp spasm.
What the hell even was that supposed to be? That's not roids, that's some kind of magnetic field immediately before it ripped Captain America's torso in twain.
Freak out.
it's all ball bearings these days, or smoke and mirrors
YESSS! right off the chart!
can someone explain "devil's food" cake?
Sinfully rich and delicious if prepared the right way. Chocolate was/is considered an aphrodisiac and anything that caused/causes pleasure was Bad Naughty and Not Good (for certain conservative folk, like the Puritans). Hence "Devil's food." Also called that because of its dark color (should be near black in color).
Compare to angel's food cake - light, fluffy, golden yellow on the outside and near white on the inside.