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I wish I was mature enough to read this bird related story, but it's just not happening.
Oh... Oh no... Nope...
This evening, I had a chance to perform a song I wrote with one of my friends at a local open mic. An interesting experience.
How so?
This evening, I had a chance to perform a song I wrote with one of my friends at a local open mic. An interesting experience.
The one you recently put on your deviantART page or a different one?
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Fun fact: we (me and a few people organizing the open mic) got our last choice of venues - the wonderful and acoustically s&&&ty Ticonderoga Community Center. Even better was when the promoter/roadie (a total douchebag, by the way) LOCKED THE PERFORMERS OUT OF THE BUILDING FOR AN HOUR.
Surprisingly, everyone had a good time.
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Kennedy, who hosted Alternative Nation back in the early 90's, said my name on the air, rhymed it with bagel and perhaps suggested that I was a chronic masturbator. It was in response to a letter I sent regarding a joke contest. I wish I had recorded that.
You mean that's not the case?
EDIT: I mean, does your name not rhyme with bagel?
You may well be a chronic masturbator, for all I know.
You have a Y chromosome, after all. And spend far too long on the internet...
...err...
Hang on...
<makes hasty exit>
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So I grew my sideburns from their normal length (level with a little below the bottom of my ears) down to the corner of my jaw. Had them that length for about a week, and no-ones commented. Is this a good look? A bad look? Do the ladies dig it?Let us decide.
BIG earthquake in central China today. Hope Kruelaid is ok; they live a way from there, but it was big, and he's near the coast.
... pants getting tighter...
They are. It's frightening.
Shiny should take pictures so we can evaluate the change. Then we can use them to make a montage of Shiny's descent. It'll be fun!
If a cargo ship manned by ant covered skeletons arrives in your town, maybe port authority should take a second look. I mean, cripes, what were they shipping; a boat full of ants? Anyone know what the average gestation time of an ant might be?
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If a cargo ship manned by ant covered skeletons arrives in your town, maybe port authority should take a second look. I mean, cripes, what were they shipping; a boat full of ants? Anyone know what the average gestation time of an ant might be?
It's a SciFi Pictures Original gone HORRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG!
"crazy rasberry ants" I love it! I thought it was a typo until I saw they're named after a fellow that "did battle against them" early on, good old Tom Rasberry.
I hope they show up in the Untitled thread.
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"crazy rasberry ants"
Reminds me --
At Taco Bell, saw a sign a few years back that said -- "Now made with Spider Beef". Only I was disappointed when I looked closer and it actually said "Spicier" -- the font squished the 'c' and 'i' right next to each other. I kept wondering how many spiders it took to make a taco.
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"crazy rasberry ants"Reminds me --
At Taco Bell, saw a sign a few years back that said -- "Now made with Spider Beef". Only I was disappointed when I looked closer and it actually said "Spicier" -- the font squished the 'c' and 'i' right next to each other. I kept wondering how many spiders it took to make a taco.
Wow... That... That's so awesome...
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It's a SciFi Pictures Original gone HORRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG!That's par for the course though isn't it?
Yeah. They'd probably call it something like "The Ants", though. Seriously, they need better titles. I mean, come on:
- Haunted Boat
- Blood Monkey
- Bats
- Ogre
- Spider
- Bugs
- Man-squito
- Mega Snake
- Boa
- Python
- Boa vs. Python
- Frankenfish
- Disaster
- Mega Disaster
and my favorite:
- Atomic Train
Etc...
"crazy rasberry ants"Reminds me --
At Taco Bell, saw a sign a few years back that said -- "Now made with Spider Beef". Only I was disappointed when I looked closer and it actually said "Spicier" -- the font squished the 'c' and 'i' right next to each other. I kept wondering how many spiders it took to make a taco.
Sometimes, just one.
Sometimes, just one."crazy rasberry ants"Reminds me --
At Taco Bell, saw a sign a few years back that said -- "Now made with Spider Beef". Only I was disappointed when I looked closer and it actually said "Spicier" -- the font squished the 'c' and 'i' right next to each other. I kept wondering how many spiders it took to make a taco.
Yicks! That's one gruesome picture.
If a cargo ship manned by ant covered skeletons arrives in your town, maybe port authority should take a second look. I mean, cripes, what were they shipping; a boat full of ants? Anyone know what the average gestation time of an ant might be?It's a SciFi Pictures Original gone HORRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG!
I like making fun of their movies. It's like mystery Science Fiction Theater 3000 all over again.
Last night a random (drunk) stranger came staggering over to me acting very aggressive and loud -I thought: Oh f**k, here we go -a drunken brawl... hope my new top doesn't get torn and I keep my teeth.
Strangely he wasn't at all violent and challenged me to a cartwheeling competition!
It was a draw. And then we had a laugh about Peepshow. :D
Sometimes life is weird and fun and random nutters turn out to have hearts of gold!
Entry for 'gumbo' in Merriam-Webster's Thesaurus:
gumbo n syn see GOO 1
WTF?
They're just jealous.
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Last night a random (drunk) stranger came staggering over to me acting very aggressive and loud -I thought: Oh f**k, here we go -a drunken brawl... hope my new top doesn't get torn and I keep my teeth.
Strangely he wasn't at all violent and challenged me to a cartwheeling competition!
It was a draw. And then we had a laugh about Peepshow. :D
Sometimes life is weird and fun and random nutters turn out to have hearts of gold!
Welcome to my life, dude.
This song is endlessly looping through my mind. I think I'm going to go kill myself.
I just got a deviant art page! I don't have much on it yet, but here it is.
linky
The next Doctor Who companion needs to be Dustin the Turkey.
My cat just snuggled into me, yawned then spat a little bubble of saliva onto my arm.... I dunno if I should be having a cute overload or feeling sick?
My cat just snuggled into me, yawned then spat a little bubble of saliva onto my arm.... I dunno if I should be having a cute overload or feeling sick?
Both.
Cats are often a paradox. ;)
In other news: I've just been watching twisted kids tv shows from the 80's!
enjoy?
enjoy?
Oh no way! I totally remember that movie. It was the clay-mation special with Mark Twain chasing Halley’s Comet. I’ll have to see if Netflix has it later, thanks!
The next Doctor Who companion needs to be Dustin the Turkey.
Uh, the link's broken.
Uh, the link's broken.Huh, so it is. An extra "ht" crept in there. Thanks.
So it is.
Hilarious!
Ever screamed so loud that you puked? Guess who has!
I’d wager that little Elmo dude has. Oh sure he seems sicky sweet, but off camera I bet he's off the hook. Sorry Shiny :(, but congrats on the art school deal!
So, I have a number of projects cooking this year, one of which is fixing all the dirt spots in my lawn (caused by the moles), because apparently it isn't acceptable here to just pave over the darn thing. I'm not sure if I've ever mentioned this before, but I hate nature. Anywho, as part of my "green" initiative I decided the way to go was something we were already wasting: used coffee grounds. Turns out they make awesome fertilizer, after I'm done using them as a deodorizer for the cat box, and they hold water in like crazy. So much so that I have these nuclear grass spots I can't mow down! Now, the moles leave those spots alone, and I think it's because the caffeine killed the grubs, BUT, the ants in those areas are going freaking crazy. I've never seen them so busy, there's a giant neon Vegas atmosphere on my lawn now. If I was more of an entomology buff instead of like, smashing them beneath my boot heel in a orgy of nature-hating, I'd make a control group and bathe a bunch of ant farms in caffeine.
Ever screamed so loud that you puked? Guess who has!
Really?
Now, the moles leave those spots alone, and I think it's because the caffeine killed the grubs, BUT, the ants in those areas are going freaking crazy. I've never seen them so busy, there's a giant neon Vegas atmosphere on my lawn now. If I was more of an entomology buff instead of like, smashing them beneath my boot heel in a orgy of nature-hating, I'd make a control group and bathe a bunch of ant farms in caffeine.
I live in Las Vegas so I know that neon Vegas atmosphere. I remember in evolutionary psychology that caffeine is a powerful narcotic (a hallucinogen) when it is exposed to certain spiders. These spiders, capable of spinning webs in near perfect symmetry, couldn't build a web if it came pre-assembled and had construction maps. I wonder if it does the same thing or something similar to ants.
Anyways, good luck in your war against the insect kingdoms and the minions of Obox-Ob.
I stand beside my multi-legged brothers and sisters and in opposition to your methods of genocide. We will arise!
LOL!
These spiders, capable of spinning webs in near perfect symmetry, couldn't build a web if it came pre-assembled and had construction maps.
You just referenced my favorite video.
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These spiders, capable of spinning webs in near perfect symmetry, couldn't build a web if it came pre-assembled and had construction maps.You just referenced my favorite video.
Those wacky Canadians.