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Solnes wrote:

Solnes Fallacy...Infamous thread killer!

Stop stealin' my thunder... I'm the Thread Killer 'round these here parts missy. ;)

I have slaughtered virtually every thread except 5 and killed about 4.5 pBp's too

low S-O

that's what it leads to

low S-O

I was afraid to post in the old days as it was WaY too fast and furious, then I posted and killed

I'M SLAIN!!

<FALLS OVER CLUTCHING SIDE DRAMATICALLY>

PREPARE FOR THE DEADLANDS...MY REALMS GROOOOOW

Die, Die, my darling

And so the deadlands spread.

YESSS! right off the chart!

Crickets chirping

"You shouldn'ta oughta said that..it summoned me"

my advice: stop EATING lead minatures before bed. (they're ok for breakfast)

There is a human slaughterhouse
Up on the hill, the road is red
And those who ignore
And those who pretend
It does not exist
End up in its hall

My blood goes to work
I hear the howl

There is a grove of bleached bones
Where lupins vomit children's limbs
Taking all their liberties
With parts of human anatomy

And in the hollow of a restless soul
Lies no remorse and no disgust
Every kill is clean and pure
Every thought is
cleansed in growls, yeah

There is a grove of tortured forms
Where all is dark and deeds are foul
And those who ignore
And those who pretend
That the howl is a joke
Their children lie dead

My blood goes to work
I hear the howl

And then my blood just goes to work
And then I hear the howl
(There is a human slaughterhouse
Up on the hill
The road is red)

And then my blood just goes to work
And then I hear the howl
(And those who ignore
And those who pretend
It does not exist
End up in its hall)

And then my blood just goes to work
And then I hear the howl
Blood just goes to work
And then I hear the howl
Blood just goes to work
And then I hear the howl
Blood just goes to work
And then I hear the howl
And then my blood just goes to work
And then I hear the howl

"LET'S ROOOOOCK!!"

that was supposed to be funny...it's from "ALIENS"

Very little of the email that comes to my website email address is about, you know, asking me to do art for someone. Most of it is spam centered around offering to give me a newer (presumably better) wang. I don't know what it is about my artwork that says I need a new wang, but I think I have at least a few years left on this one before I need to trade up.

I found one today that says,"Your new c!~~ is waiting for you" and I was like, "Oh, snap! I forgot to pick up my rooster from the bus terminal! He's going to be FURIOUS!"

I sent you an email....you didn't reply (it wasn't rooster oriented either)

Killed another one

For the love of Pelor, don't

Pelor? Who's Pelor?

(Maybe he means Iomedae?)

I think instead of how many posts, they should keep track of how many threads I kill! Got another one!

Please come back, I promise I won't call you Quisp anymore! Really!

I told you so!

better than not sying anything at all! take your time (obviously no ones going nanny wear~!).....

......quisp :)

Smoked Texas Brisket!! the best! (and that's from a certified northerner and CT yankee)

For times like that I have a "one sided die" a black marble that sounds like a die when "rolled" behind the screen. Not to be used lightly, but sometimes a fudged roll is a necessary evil and then the players level of emersion doesn't get blown by thinking you're always making up whatever you want (though one could argue that rolling dice kills it anyway) occasionally I have to threaten the players with the One sider too (when silly rp goes off the deep end)

I may stay with the Halfling Druid anyway, or I did want to play a barbarian originally till we needed a healer..I'll se how it shakes out
@ Sean (esteemed Minister of QUISP) if you run across a post about PBP DMs abandoning their players and having their pelvis screwed to a cake stand, it was referreing to our ex DM (not you)