| Full Name |
Mike |
| Race |
Humanoid |
| Classes/Levels |
Expert 2 / Magewright 1 |
| Gender |
Male |
| Size |
It says Chico on my underwear, but I feel medium. |
| Age |
Sadly, yes. |
| Special Abilities |
Approach the LD50 of caffeine, post micturition syncope, survive cancer, appears non-threatening. |
| Alignment |
Chaotic Neutral |
| Deity |
Eventually I will be. |
| Location |
De-Troy-It |
| Languages |
None (including this one). |
| Occupation |
I am hatred shaped like a man. |
| Homepage URL |
http://www.somethingkindasexy.com |
| Strength |
10 |
| Dexterity |
15 |
| Constitution |
8 |
| Intelligence |
16 |
| Wisdom |
13 |
| Charisma |
14 |
About mwbeeler
I’m a riddle wrapped in an enigma, being chased through a corn maze by the stomping boots of conundrum.
