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A sellsword exits the Ranger and the Dryad with no due haste. A harsh man of many adventures and campaigns, judging by armor, gear, and face, but his demeanor is bright, good humored, and inquisitive. He makes his way down the Bazaar's throughway, looking and eyeing the goods and services merchants provide. Curious, he retrieves a token off the ground, near an abandoned stall. A star token, curious, he has never seen anything like it.

...zombie constantly accused of being a skeleton.

wasn't me.

Laithoron wrote:

Andrew Crossett wrote:

I can picture the scene in a tavern in a cosmopolitan city...all the human males laughing at the comically long ears of the elf girls, and all the elf males laughing at the comically large breasts of the human girls.

In my hundreds of years of experience, the tavern scene usually goes something like this...

A group of dateless human men are laughing at the long pointy ears of the elven male. Meanwhile, the elven gentleman is doing their part to help increase the local half-elf population with the buxom human girls. |\~_^/|

Actually the longer ears are great handles while producing half-elves.

Correct all all accounts. I know. I sired a daughter with an elven woman.

I prefer short ears. Long anime-style long ears make me want to cry "MULE TRAIN!"

Ghregori Deccubus wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

All GSL agreements will be signed in blood.

But. But. You're undead. You have no blood.

Actually, I do have blood, but it long ago congealed into a thick, glutinous substance more closely resembling tar.

Let me guess. Before you shuffled off your mortal coil and embraced Orcus, Kali, Myrkul, or any death deity in Libris Mortis, you were a chain smoker in life?

Yes?

All GSL agreements will be signed in blood.

But. But. You're undead. You have no blood.

Age range?

Young female, 21 or 22.

Posted this a year ago and got a single response. I'm trying it again.

Anyone running an entry (1st) level PBeM game in the Forgotten Realms, Greyhawk, Pathfinder, Goodman Gamnes, or any generic D&D 3.5 world? My daughter is a healer and a half-elf of good faith. I would like to play her in any reasonable game.

Contact Ghregori Deccubus through my scribe Yreffrej of the High Desert at devilboy@anv.net

Good Venture and Safe Journ.

Posted this a year ago and got a single response. I'm trying it again.

Anyone running an entry (1st) level PBeM game in the Forgotten Realms, Greyhawk, or any generic D&D 3.5 world? My daughter is a healer and a half-elf of good faith. I would like to play her in any reasonable game.

Contact Ghregori Deccubus through my scribe Yreffrej of the High Desert at devilboy@anv.net

Good Venture and Safe Journ.

Razz wrote:

I know I would've. I originally had always wanted to go to Gen Con to hang at the WotC areas, but now with this 4th Edition bull, I would only go if I could properly prepare a 4E boycott and figure out a good anti-4E T-shirt to wear.

How about this one? :D

This is a good idea.

mwbeeler wrote:

If a cargo ship manned by ant covered skeletons arrives in your town, maybe port authority should take a second look. I mean, cripes, what were they shipping; a boat full of ants? Anyone know what the average gestation time of an ant might be?

It's a SciFi Pictures Original gone HORRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG!

I like making fun of their movies. It's like mystery Science Fiction Theater 3000 all over again.

Pura vida!!!

What? Speak engrish please.

Anyone running an entry (1st) level PBeM game in the Forgotten Realms, Greyhawk, or any generic D&D 3.5 world? My daughter is a healer and a half-elf of good faith. I would like to play her in any reasonable game.

Contact Ghregori Deccubus through my scribe Yreffrej of the High Desert at devilboy@anv.net

Good Venture and Safe Journ.