If you're a cabbage and you know it, raise your hand ::stomp, stomp::
If you're a cabbage and you know it, then you're greenness will be showin' it. If you're a cabbage and you know it, raise your hand! ::clap, clap::
(Best sung to "If You're Happy and You Know It")
OK. Corny song out of the way. I'm coming on here to publicly "out" all of the Were_Cabbages. We've been talking about ourselves cryptically and even teasingly for a long time. How about we let this messageboard community know who we are.
Me first. See my profile here.
Come on, Cabbages. Raise your hands :)
*jumps up and raises a green leafy hand*
I'm part of the til-now-super-secret-Were-Cabbage group. You'll see my articles (12 of 'em, in fact) in your back issues of Dragon.
--John Ling
Were-Cabbage of the 1st planting.... before it became stylish. ;)
-B. Matt Conklin III
I am a were-cabbage too, hear my roar!
Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Reclusive cabbage checking in.
I was born a cabbage but did not know it.
I had this power but could not show it.
Then one day toughs walked up and tried to eat me.
"Why?! Oh, Why?! Won't you tell me?! Oh, Please?!"
"Because, sweet young boy, you're so deliciously leafy!"
They laughed and guffawed as they hee'd and they hawed.
Reaching within, way down deep inside,
I produced raging borscht, shot well in their eye.
And while they rolled in screaming pain,
I wrote them dead and there they lay.
Amazing what our pens can do
They write, and fight, and romance too.
I am the cabbage gardener who stalks at midnight! :D
Also a were-cabbage from the original collaboration. I blame it all on Dryder.
- Ashavan
Im a were-cabbage version 1.513beta (third round draft). We're all around you...(quoting from the first remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers--with Donald Sutherland).
Bennel, Matthew: [dials his phone] I'll get the police.
Telephone Operator: Operator.
Bennel, Matthew: Operator, get me the police.
Telephone Operator: Wait right there Mr. Bennel.
Bennel, Matthew: How do you know my name?
Jack: [Jack's eyes widen with fear] Hang up, Matthew.
Bennel, Matthew: [into the phone] I didn't tell you my name.
Jack: Hang up!
Bennel, Matthew: [hangs up the phone] I didn't tell them my name!
Nancy: That's because they're all part of it. They're all pods, all of them!
I'm a cabbage, second sprouting, but don't worry i am on full spectrum anti biotics and the docs says its gonna clear up soon...
Greetings from the worlds most sedentary writers guild.
and Hitch - it would have been nice to know about the gas attack before agreeing to share accomodations at GENCON...
http://paizo.com/people/GregoryOppedisano
Hey Greg it's a little off topic but just wanted to say that The Jackal's Redemption was very cool. Hope to see more from you.
As for my cabbage e ness...I'm still on the fence.
Thanks - I hope to see more of me too! My wife not so much - so it is off to the Gym for this sedentary cabbage!
CABBAGE FOREVAR!!!
Maybe we should start a "who's NOT a were-cabbage" thread? ;-)
I'm a were-cabbage. Savoy, if you must know.
-Amber S., high in iron
My Profile
My mother trained me to eat lots of brassicas, but I haven't contracted lycanthropy from them yet. If I did, I think I'd be a were-kale and not a were-cabbage.
I wandered into the garden one night -- now look at me! I've sprouted!
I wish I was a were-cabbage.
Hello, my name is Farewell2kings and I am a were_cabbage
Werecabbages: "Hello, F2k!"
"Hmmm...well, my name is not really Farewell2kings."
"We know"
Stefan Happ (converts fellow were_cabbages into alcoholic beverages when they become unruly) "Your transformation is now complete!!!"
I wish I was a were-cabbage.
Me too.
I like to think I have the possibility of were-cabbage-ness, but I never got the chance to get to know my inner vegetable.
I'm a cabbage...
(who rarely checks his email over the weekend :) )
Which begs the question: "You might be a cabbage if..."
I'm a cabbage, spicy like kim-chee and shredded like okonomiyaki.
I'm somewhat cabbage... haven't really put my cabbage-ness to use yet, but it's there.
Hmmm. There's a certain Queen's Land writer that has failed to show up here. (Well, then again, he's only made it to like... one or two cabbage patch meetings as well) Probably off warring with the Young Master again. Those two are at it constantly :\
This really is like Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
We're all around you... Mwahahahahahahahaah >:)
I've apparently been away for way to long...Bring back Wil Save so I can have something to complain about...What? They've killed the entitre magazine. That Sucks! Mumble mumble...and now ther are cabages...Is that cabage ticking?
ASEO out
Sure, I'll cop to it, I be a were-cabbage.
Peace,
Galen
That would explain the why sometimes I wake up, clothes ripped, hands covered in mayonnaise...
So how does one contract this particular brand of lycanthropy, anyhow? Just show up at the meetings? At GenCon, or what?
That's what you get for secretly collecting Cabbage Patch Kids back in the '80s.
-The Gneech
So how does one contract this particular brand of lycanthropy, anyhow? Just show up at the meetings? At GenCon, or what?
First, you must pledge yourself to obey the slaw.
Please do stop, I am getting hungry... mmmmh cabbage...
Baka warui kyabetsu des!
It's not easy being green!
I'm a were-cabbage too, but with the lurker template. I gotta tell ya though, there's some hardworking creative types in that particular patch. Don’t go out after dark.
So how does one contract this particular brand of lycanthropy, anyhow? Just show up at the meetings? At GenCon, or what?First, you must pledge yourself to obey the slaw.
Gosh, I must say that's one of the most noxious smelling puns ever released. Almost as bad as what happens when I eat raw cabbage. ;)
I like that. I'm hearing an Island of Doctor Moreau voicing.
"WHAT is the slaw?!"
::hooWhip!::
Gosh, I must say that's one of the most noxious smelling puns ever released. Almost as bad as what happens when I eat raw cabbage. ;)So how does one contract this particular brand of lycanthropy, anyhow? Just show up at the meetings? At GenCon, or what?First, you must pledge yourself to obey the slaw.
Hee hee. Yes, I winced while typing it. And the grammar is poor. And yet I could not resist.
My apologies. I wish I could say it won't happen again, but sadly...
It's not easy being green!
But green can be cool and friendly like.
cabbages unite!
cabbages unite!
I think that might be the only thing Logue and Pett can agree on...
Baka warui kyabetsu des!
** spoiler omitted **
boku wa baka janai, demo chotto warui;)
a kan be!